Tuesday Night Slam 7-9-02
Fireworks explode in the arena. The fans are in a frenzy awaiting the surprise card awaiting them. The wrestlers are all gathered in the back and they await the arrival of Prez Hollywood and Prez Klove so they can explain the situation and announce the card.
(Give up the funk by George Clinton plays and out walk Prez Hollywood and Prez Klove. They enter the ring and the fans immediately become silent to hear what they have to say.)
Prez Hollwood: Hello fans, thank you for all coming out tonight. Let me start out by saying I am extremely happy with the following we have so far here in the HAW. However we have heard some grumbling backstage about not getting matches. Well we just have this to say about that. We feel its the wrestlers responsibilies to not only show up on the night of a match or even the day before, the wrestlers should be trying to find matches and develop feuds with other wrestlers instead of just waiting for it to be thrown in your lap.
Prez Klove: Indeed Hollywood, we have put in a great deal of work trying to get this fed off, and so far I see it as a success. In most part because of the wrestlers. However we haven't been getting the full comittment from everyone, so we decided to go with this surprise card, that way no one knew if they were fighting or not and against who. So for tonight you are looking at the ring announcers for the night we will announce every match before it is to happen. So to all you in the back. Good luck.
Umberto: Hello fans and welcome to Tuesday Night Thrashing. As you just heard no one realls knows who's fighting tonight so let's just get to the ring and find out who is in the first match of the night.
(Prez Hollywood: The first match of the night is scheduled for 1 fall introducing first Trojan. The camera pans to the back and a surprised Trojan comes running down to the ring. Prez Klove: and his opponent Mikey Pain. Pain comes down to the ring and both men run at each other and meet in the middle of the ring.)
Both men are trading right hands, back and forth till finally Pain gets the upper hand and knocks Trojan to the mat. Trojan gets up and is promptly speared by Pain. Pain is getting a big head right now and is taunting the crowd. Trojan gets to his feet and waits for the Pain to turn around and nails him with a spine buster. Trojan picks up pain and sends him into the ropes and nails a big clothesline. Pain rolls to the outside. Trojan isn't waiting for him, he goes out with him. Trojan picks up Pain and throws him into the steel steps. Trojan finds a metal sheet of some sort. He picks it up and nails Pain upside the head with it. Pain is bleeding from his right ear. Trojan picks up Pain and tosses him back in the ring. he goes for the cover 1.....2.... kick out by pain. Pain slowly gets to his feet Trojan is measuring a side kick and nails Pain with it. Trojan is measuring Pain for the Viral Infection. He locks it in on Pain. Pain is in a lot of pain. He is about to tap out when Jeffrey Riot comes out from the back and breaks the hold on Pain. The ref calls for the bell. Riot and Pain proceed to double team Trojan. They are kicking Trojan down into the ground. Riot picks up Trojan and nails a massive power bomb. Pain nails the Lunatic Fringe. Trojan is out cold in the middle of the ring. Finally 5 or 6 refs come down and get these 2 wrestlers off the bloody Trojan.
Stan: Jesus what a heinous attack on the part of these 2 maniacs. Trojan was in control of the match and probably had it won if it weren't for Jeffrey Riot coming down to the ring.
Umberto: Yes indeed Stan what a low low move on their part. I wonder why these 2 have formed an allience.
Stan: Who knows Umberto. The Prez's are back in the ring so let's hear what is next on the agenda.
(Prez Hollywood: Our Next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first. Newcomer Drew Miavia. (Drew looks jacked to have a match tonight and he runs down to the ring on a dead sprint.) Prez Klove: And his opponent. Chaos. Chaos looks up and appears to be disappointed in having a match and very uninterested.
Drew puts out his hand to shake Chaos' but Chaos fakes it and nails a big boot to the gut of Drew. Drew goes down to one knee. Drew gets to his feet Chao's goes over to him and Drew nails a spinning heel kick. Chaos looks shocked by this move. Drew jumps off the top rope and nails a flying forearm. Chaos goes down. Drew jumps up to the top rope and nails a 450 splash. Drew is calling for the aerial curve. He gets on the top rope and waits for Chaos to get to his feet. Chaos finally does and Drew nails the aerial curve. He covers him 1....2.....3..
Winner of the match Drew Miavia.
Umberto: Wow that was the quickest win in the history of the HAW. That was incredibly impressive.
Stan: you aren't kidding Umberto, that was simply insane. Chaos just looked totally uninspired tonight.
Umberto: I agree but lets not take anything away from Drew. Well this night is really rolling now, lets see what else the prez's have in store for us.
(Prez Hollywood: Well so far so good. Our next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. Serge. (Serge walks down to the ring looking very confident.) Prez Klove: and his opponent. Zaz Tiger. ( The camera is in the room but no Zaz Tiger everyone is looking around for him but he is not there. Serge is standing in the ring waiting for Zaz. Finally a camera picks up Zaz he is play fighting a stagehand with his star wars like lightsabre. Zaz is even making the noise as he swings. Serge sees this and just shakes his head and takes off down the ramp to the back)
Serge finally catches up with Zaz and runs at him but Zaz sees him coming and nails Serge with the lightsabre and makes the noise too. Serge just looks at him, because it was a plastic toy for christ sake. Serge picks up Zaz and slams him down on the concrete. Serge throws the stagehand into a pile of boxes just for being a geek. Serge picks up Zaz and piledrives him down on the hard concrete. Serge picks up Zaz and puts him on his shoulder and carries him back to the ring. Serge runs him into the ring post acting like it was an accident but it was obvious it was on purpose. Serge goes over to the south korean announce booth and drives Zaz through it with a nasty facebuster. Serge drags Zaz's limp caracass out of the wreckage. He throws him in the ring and hits a leg drop. He goes for the cover 1....2... serge lifts up Zaz's head. Serge picks him up and powerbombs him down to the ground. Serge puts Zaz in a figure 4. Zaz is already out so the ref calls for the bell.
The Winner of the match. Serge.
Umberto: Nice win there for serge.
Stan: But what the heck was Zaz doing playing star wars??
Umberto: Solid Question there Stan, I don't know, my guess is Zaz is pretty much done here in the HAW he has not preformed up to his ability.
Stan: Yeah I think the board is becoming frustrated by his lackluster performances. Let's forget about that waste of space and go to the next match.
(Prez Hollywood: The next match is scheduled for one fall. (the camera pans to the back and we see the wrestlers crowded around the television) Introducing first The Crow. (Crow takes off for the ring.) Prez Klove: And his opponent. Warpath. (Warpath stands up calmly and walks confidently to the ring.)
Warpath gets in the ring and grabs Crow by the throat and chokeslams him right down to the mat. Warpath grabs a mic. "Crow this is it for you, I'm tired of dealing with you, you are not IC Champion material. This is the end of me and you". Warpath picks up Crow and powerbombs him to the ground. Warpath covers Crow. 1....2.. kick out by crow. Warpath shakes his head as if to think why are you prolonging the inevitable. Warpath picks up Crow above his head and dumps him to the outside of the ring. Warpath follow him to the outside and as he approaches Crow, Crow nails him with a cheap shot to the nuts. Warpath bellows out in pain. Crow nails Warpath with a clothesline from hell. Crow jumps up to the top rope and nails Warpath with a huge elbow drop to the outside. Crow picks up Warpath and throws him into the ring. Crow goes for the pin. 1.....2.... kick out by Warpath. Crow picks up Warpath and sends him into the corner. Crow follows up with a shoulder block. Warpath falls to the ground. Crow runs off the ropes and nails a quick leg drop. Warpath rolls to the outside. He grabs his championship belt and falls ontop of it. Crow comes to the outside and grabs Warpath and throws him back in the ring. Warpath still with the belt in his hand. Crow is calling for his finisher The wings of death. As he walks over to him Warpath cracks him upside the head with the belt. The ref sees it and calls for the bell. Warpath has been dqed. Crow wins and is still in the fed. Warpath is not happy about this decision however and picks up crow and nails a huge running powerslam. He goes under the mat and pulls out a table. He props it up on the outside and grabs ahold of Crow and lifts him above his head and powerbombs him to the outside through the table. Crow looks mangled by the massive move.
Umberto: Oh my god Crow looks dead he needs some help badly.
Stan: Yeah you are right this looks bad. I don't think Crow is going to recover from this one quickly.
(EMT's have surrounded Crow they are trying to get the broken table away from him. Crow is struggling to get to his feet. The EMT's are telling him to stay down but Crow isn't listening, he gets to his feet and slowly limps to the back.)
Umberto: That's a lot of heart there. Not a lot of brains but a lot of heart.
Stan: Yes he did. Looks like Crow stays in the fed. I hope he can recover from that beating.
Umberto: I'm sure he will. This night is flying by the prez's are doing a good job of keeping it flowing.
(Prez Hollywood: Our next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first. Gunther S Ackerman. (gunther makes no movement at first, but his interpretor nudges him and tells him to go to the ring.) Prez Klove: And his opponent. Vertigo. Vertigo is excited by this news and takes off for the ring. Gunther is in there already flipping off some of the fans at ringside.)
Vertigo runs at him and nails a spear. gunther is shocked by this attack. Vertigo picks up Gunther and nails a Taka Driver. Vertigo puts Gunther in a headlock. Gunther is running low on breathe. But finally is able to reach the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Vertigo gets to his feet, he waits for Gunther to get to his feet, he takes a wild swing but gunther ducks it and nails Vertigo with a version of the Rock bottom. Vertigo slowly gets to his feet and is nailed by a huge clothesline by Gunther. Gunther climbs the top rope and yells something out at the fans, but they don't understand him and just flip him off. Vertigo takes this opportunity to go over to the top rope and pick up gunther and powerbomb him off the top rope. Vertigo goes for the cover. 1....2.. kick out. Jacob comes up to the apron and tosses something into Gunther. Meanwhile Jacob gets the attention of the ref and is talking to him. It appears as if Gunther has a pair of brass knucks. He takes a swing and nails Vertigo with the knucks. He goes for the cover. but the ref is still distracted by Jacob, Jacob sees what's going on and turns the ref and has him count. 1....2....kick out by vertigo. The distraction by Jacob cost Gunther the match. Gunther pulls the knucks out of his tights again, this time Vertigo sees it coming and blocks the punch and nails Gunther with a right hand of his own. Gunther drops the knucks and they fall to the outside. Vertigo nails Gunther with an inverted atomic drop. Vertigo is calling for his finisher the dizzy ddt. He nails the ddt. He goes for the cover Jacob throws the knucks into the ring and it distracts Vertigo and he picks up the knucks intended for Gunther. Vertigo goes over to Jacob and nails him with the knucks sending him flying. Vertigo picks up Gunther again and nails another dizzy ddt. He covers him 1....2....3.
The Winner of the match Vertigo.
Umberto: That was a great match. Jacob really screwed that one up for Gunther.
Stan: Yeah he should have just minded his own business and Gunther would have been fine. Well let's see what else the prez has in store for us.
(Prez Hollywood: The next match of the night is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first Chasm. (Chasm and Big Jim come down to the ring. Chasm is a giant.) Prez Klove: And his opponent. Hector Dragoncox (Hector gets up along with his hord of women and they head to the ring.)
Hector goes right up to the giant and begins to take punches at the stomach of Chasm. Chasm just stands there and laughs and nails Hector with a huge right hand that sends him flying. Hector slowly gets to his feet. Hector takes a few seconds to think about his next move. He waits for Chasm to come to him and drops down and nails Chasm in the family jewels. The Giant goes down in a heap. Hector takes this opportunity to put Chasm in a figure 4 trying to take the legs out of the giant. He applies serious pressure to Chasm. He is yelling in pain. Hector just continues to put pressure on the knees of Chasm. Chasm finally reaches the ropes and the ref calls for the break. but the damage has been done to Chasm. Chasm gingerly gets to his feet and Hector begins to take strong kicks to the left leg of Chasm, He is hobbling around the ring and finally goes down. Hector grabs the leg of chasm and drops a leg into the mid section of Chasm. Hector goes up to the top rope and nails an elbow drop from the top rope. Hector calls for the annaconda. He applies the hold on Chasm. Chasm is struggling for air. Hector is straddling his back. Chasm backs hector into the ropes. Hector still has the hold on, but Big Jim nails Hector with a cheap shot to the nuts without the ref seeing it and Hector releases the hold. Chasm gains his senses and picks up Hector and powerslams Hector down to the mat. Chasm grabs Hector by the throat and picks him up over his head. He is choking the life out of Hector. Finally the ref breaks the hold. Chasm picks up Hector and places him on the top rope. Chasm Last Rides him off the top rope. He goes for the cover, but Hootie Mcboob comes up to the apron and flashes the giant. Chasm's eyes grow to the size of bowling balls, he approaches Hootie and plants a huge kiss on her lips. Hector sees this and rolls up Chasm.. 1....2... kick out. Chasm just got out of that. Big Jim is upset that Chasm lost his focus. He goes over and grabs a chair. Chasm attempts to throw Hector into the ropes but Hector reverses it and Big Jim takes a swing with the chair but didn't see Hector reverse the hold and nails Chasm right in the face with the chair. Hector rolls up Chasm. 1....2....3.
The Winner of the Match. Hector Dragoncox.
Umberto: Big Jim what a mistake there he cost the giant the match but I don't see this being over with him and Hector, there is still a lot of bad blood there.
Stan: Yeah Chasm is going to be a star in this league.
Umberto: I agree a lot of talent in that big guy.
Prez Hollywood: Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 220 pounds, and standing 6’1, Enrique Vasques. Bad Medicine starts and Enrique comes out from behind the curtain. He and Ruban start shaking hands with fans and throwing bunches of banana’s to the kids.
Prez Klove: And his opponent, standing in at 6’2 and weighing in at 245 pounds, Hitman burns. Burns comes out to My Generation, and the crowd reacts with a large pop.
Hades is already in the ring waiting for the other wrestlers. The match starts off with all three men fighting in the center. Hitman Burns is absolutely beating the crap out of Hades. Vasques steps back and watches the pummeling from the corner. Vasques fake yawns to the crowd. He turns around and Hitman and Hades attack him. Vasques backs up, wanting mercy, but the two other stars are wanting none of it. Enrique takes back the offense, by double cheap shoting his competitors. Hitman takes advantage of Hades, who is still on the ground, and puts him in the sharp shooter. Hades yells out in pain. Hades, being the crafty vet that he is, grabs the ropes just before he wants to tap. In the mean time, Vasques has gone to the top ropes, puts Ruban on his shoulders, and the two of them fly through the air, and land on Burns with a double missile kick. Burns falls to the ground in a heap. Hades and Vasques get up and start swapping chest slaps. Burns comes from behind Hades, and throws him into the ropes. Hades bounces off the ropes and is then hip tossed out of the ring. Now its just Hitman and the Mexican. Enrique gets the better of the grapple, and executes a German suplex. Burns no sells the move and bounces up. The two of them grapple again, this time burns DDT’S Vasques. The two of them are hurt by the move and the ref begins a double count. Hades gets back in the ring and goes for the cover on Enrique. The ref gets to two, and Hitman knocks Hades over, rolls him on his back and applies a Boston Crab. Before Vasques can react to the change of events, Hades taps out and that will end it. Your new champion is HITMAN BURNS!
(prez hollywood: The next match is for the HAW Bad Ass Championship. Introducing first Genesis. His opponent. Sweetness. The CUrrent Champion Mr. Pink.)
All three wrestlers start with a quick sizing of each other. Sweetness and Genesis nod at each other, and immediately both attack Mr. Pink. Pink goes to the canvas as both wrestlers put the boots to him. Pink finds a way to escape to the outside of the ring. Trying to catch his breath, Pink looks up to see Genesis climbing the top rope, and launches himself towards Pink. Being the veteran he is, Pink gives him a cheap shot to the groin, and rolls out of the way. Sweetness is working the crowd, and pays no attention to the charging Pink, who clotheslines him out of the ring. The crowd erupts into a frenzy, and Pink is loving it. Both men outside the ring realize that this strategy may not be the best way to go. All three men are all in the ring. This time, Genesis goes for Sweetness, and the two tie up. Genesis kicks sweetness, and sends him straight up in the air for an old school suplex. Once he hits the canvas, Genesis goes for Pink. Pink grabs ahold of him, and Irish whips him into the ropes, and meets him on his way back with a reverse ddt. Sweetness is now recovered, and slaps a dragon sleeper on Pink. Pink is slowly losing it, but Genesis gives a massive head but to Sweetness, and the hold is lost. Sweetness staggers to his feet, but is met with a huge clothesline from Genesis. His back turned, Pink sneaks up from behind, and gets the Pink Slip slapped on Genesis. As Sweetness tries to recover the referee drops Genesis’s hand 3 times. The match is over, Mr. Pink has won due to a KO.
Umberto: What a great event. Thanks to all the fans and see you on saturday
