Tuesday Night Thrashing 7-16-02
Fireworks explode into the air as Tuesday Night Thrashing is just moments from begining. The crowd is in a frenzy awaiting this explosive card. The wrestlers backstage are a little tense on word there is a huge announcement tonight.
Umberto: Hello fans and welcome to Tuesday Night Thrashing, we have an incredible card on tap tonight. The World Title is on tonight as Hector defends against a bevy of opponents in an elimination match. We have the return of Beast of BoBsville following that very sadistic let's call it groin injury inflicted by Mr. Pink. He faces off against former Man's Man Champion Hades. Former World Champion Raistlin faces off against newcomer Michael Damage. Mikey Pain looks for his first win when he faces off against The Crow. Mephastopheles tries to extract some revenge against Genesis in a hardcore match. And the main event The newly crowned World Champion Hector Dragoncox defends in an elimination match against former friend and now bitter enemy Enrique Vasques, also involved is Randy Tony, and the IC Champion Warpath in what will be a classic match here in the HAW. Let me hello to Stan Ballick who is not here tonight as he is out at church camp so I'm flying solo tonight, but we do have ole Harry Carry backstage giving us some vital interviews. Let's get the show underway.
Our first match of the night is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 210 pounds and standing 6'1. Beast of BoBsville. (Tear away plays and out walks Bob carrying Sledgie. He walks slowly to the ring obviously still pretty sore. He enters the ring and raises Sledgie in the air.) And his opponent weighing in at 240 pounds and standing 6'0. Hades. (Funeral bells play and out walks Hades he slowly walks to the ring. He enters the ring.)
Bob wastes no time and go straight to work on Hades. He lifts him up and suplex's him down to the mat. He grabs Hades by the head and pounds it hard against the mat. Bob picks up Hades and nails a powerful powerslam. Bob throws Hades into the ropes and connects with a massive clothesline. Bob picks up Hades again and throws him into the turnbuckle. He follows him in with a big elbow. Bob connects with multiple elbows to the face of Hades. Bob climbs up to the top rope and begins pounding on the head of Hades. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 Hades falls flat on his face. Bob climbs the top rope and waits for Hades to get to his feet. Hades does and is nailed by a spear from the top rope. Hades goes down hard. Bob picks up Hades and is going for his finisher the BoB drop. He nails Hades with the BoB drop. Bob goes for the cover. 1....2... BoB lifts up the head of Hades he isn't through with him next. Bob picks up Hades and slams him down. Bob goes to the top rope and is going for the BoB Splash, he jumps off the top rope and nails Hades. He goes for the cover 1....2....3. Bob wins the match, he rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs Sledgie he gets in the ring and Hades is just getting to his feet. Bob runs at Hades and nails him above the eye with Sledgie. Hades goes down in a heap bleeding like crazy from above his right eye. Bob goes over to Hades and begins nailing Hades in the knee with Sledgie Hades is in a ton of pain he might have broken his knee cap. Bob finally stops and calls for a microphone.
Bob: Look, look what i've done to a former champion. Pink look what I can do. You put me out for 2 weeks. I'm not done with you yet. However I wanna get a little more work in to make sure I am fully recovered before I beat your ass. So I am challenging Mephastopheles. I've seen him out here and he got beat by Genesis, that's just unacceptable so Meph on Saturday I want you in the ring.
Umberto: Well it looks like Bob is back and from what I can tell is looking pretty good. Meph is going to have his hands full if he accepts the challenge from BoB. Let's go to the ring for our next....wait a second it looks like someone else is coming to the ring.
Suddenly, the arena goes pitch black except for a picture of a wolf on the Titan Tron. Suddenly, the wolf howls in a blood curdling "AROOOOO!!!" as red laser lights light up the arena and Rammstein's "Feuer Frei" kicks in. The Titan Tron flashes "RABID WOLF" and then "VERTIGO" as the crowd gives a pop.
Umberto: And it looks like we have a guest right now. Vertigo looks like he might want to say a few words. Well, he's a man who's showed up and been pretty quiet. Ever since he destroyed his first opponent, he hasn't said much along the lines of a match. Let's see what he has to say. By now Vertigo has reached the ring and holds a mic in his hands. He looks out to the crowd who is cheering somewhat and clears his throat.
Vertigo: You know...around this place, I sure hear a lot of talk. And I see a lot less action. And one area in particular is in the big bad tag team circuit. In fact, there are two people in particular who seem to run their mouths and pride themselves on victories that nobody gives a damn about. So right now, I'm going to make a challenge to the two biggest phonies in this federation. Trojan! Drew Miavia! If you two want your little run at the tag belts, let me make a proposition. Saturday Night Slam, you two first have to make a run at me...like moths to a flame. And after I defeat the both of you in a handicap match, it'll not even begin to prove just how damn good I am.
Vertigo's music kicks back in as he throws the mic into the crowd and exits.
Umberto: Pretty big nuts there from Vertigo challenging Drew and Trojan but he's gotta do what he's gotta do. Well let's go to the ring for our next match.
Our next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 255 pounds and standing 6'2. Michael Damage. And his opponent......(Raistling comes out and walks down to the ring. He gets in the ring)
Damage is facing off with Raistlin. Raistlin is just standing there and then all of a sudden goes down to the mat and lays there waiting for Damage to pin him. Damage gets a puzzled look on his face and decides what the hell. 1....2...3. Damage wins the match. He gets up and is still a little bit in shock but takes the win and exits the ring. Raistlin calls for the mic.
Raistlin: I know you are all wondering why I just did that, well the answer is simple it was to spite Prez Hollywood. That no good piece of crap puts me a dumb match like this? What are you thinking I am former HAW World Champion and you have me fighting against a rookie? No I don't think so, this will happen everytime you decide to put me in a match with someone like this loser whoever he was. I just made his career.
Give up the funk plays and out walks Prez Hollywood, he doesn't look to happy with the actions of Raistlin.
Hollywood: Well Raistlin you've sunk to a new low, you are now giving away matches huh, if memory serves you had trouble winning when you were trying. But none the less you are proving to be quite an annoyance. You gave Michael Damage his first win here in the HAW, well I have no issue with Damage starting off his career with a victory, however I do have issues with how it happened. Its true you are a former World Champion quite possibly the lowest point in HAW history. Well now we have Hector Dragoncox as champion I'm not sure how much better he is but at least he isn't giving away matches. I know how you think Raistlin so I am barring you from the ring during the main event if you come to the ring you will be fired on the spot.
Raistlin: You think those little words scare me Prez, not in the least bit. You are cowerdly man who stands there in a suit and bosses wrestlers who work their asses off for you around.
Hollywood: Its true I do wear a suit but you know Raistlin you don't scare me if I was a wrestler I would beat your ass into the ground.
Raistlin: Well bring it on then little punk.
Hollywood: No No I have a better idea how about you face Crow on Saturday and if you lay down again you are Fired.
Raistlin: What??? The Crow that worthless piece of crap he might be the worst wrestler in the world.
Hollywood: Well you better work hard cause the way I see it you aren't much ahead of him.
Hollywood drops the mic and walks back behind the curtain
Umberto: Well Raistlin definately doesn't look happy at all about what just happened there. Prez Hollywood flexing a little muscle on the big man. I can't believe Raistlin would just lie down for Michael Damage. Well the next match is ready so let's hope for some better action.
Our next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 246 pounds and standing 6'4. Mikey Pain. (Step into the side show plays and out walks a very determined Mikey Pain. He stomps into the ring and stretches by pulling on the ropes.) And his opponent weighing in at 170 pounds and standing 6'0. The Crow. (the lights go out and crow walks down to the ring attempting to look like a bat.)
Pain is standing in the ring and Crow runs at him and nails Pain with a clothesline but the slim Crow had no effect on Pain. Pain is standing there laughing at Crow. Crow gets a very discouraged look on his face. Pain picks up Crow and slams him down hard. Pain picks up crow and flings him into the corner. Pain walks in on crow and raises his knee to the gut of Crow. He nails him repeatedly in the gut with the knees. Pain picks up Crow and places him on the top rope Pain goes up with him and suplex's him down hard Crow is almost broken in 2. Pain picks up Crow and throws him into the ropes, but the ref didn't see it coming and gets knocked down by Crow. Pain is going to take advantage of this by going to the outside and grabbing the ring bell. He gets back in the ring and nails Crow upside the head with the bell. Pain picks up Crow, Crow is barely able to stand Pain goes up to the top rope still with the bell he jumps off and nails Crow with the bell. Crow is out cold and bleeding. Pain revives the ref and covers Crow. 1....2...3..
Winner of the match. Mikey Pain.
Umberto: Well the crow stoops to another depth here by getting absolutely killed by Mikey Pain. I guess we can give some credit to Pain although it was Crow so you never really know how to judge the win. Well folks we are ready for the next match. Let's go to the ring.
The next match is a hard core match and is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 308 pounds and standing 6'8. Genesis.( genesis wastes no time and comes down to the ring.) And his opponent weighing in at 203 pounds and standing 6'0. Mephastopheles. (Meph runs down to the ring to get in the face of Genesis)
The match starts off with the two opponents staring each other down. Finally Meph decks Geneis right in the face. Genesis retaliates by whipping Meph into the coner of the ring. A dazed Meph struggles to gain his breath as Genesis charges at him full speed. Meph is met with a massive clothesline that sends him hard to the canvas. Genesis drops a couple of short elbows on him, and bring him to his feet. While Meph is dazed in the center, Genesis turns to the crowd as they get to their feet in anticipation. In the meantime, Meph has broken out of his daze, and plants a massive drop kick to Genesis’s back. Wasting no time, Meph picks Genesis up, and goes straight into a belly to belly suplex. Genesis is hurt. Meph goes over to the turnbuckle to the second level, and drops a leg to the neck of Genesis. Genesis slowly gets to his feet, and the two men lock up in the center. Neither seems to have an edge on the other as the two men are both weary. Suddenly from the back, Mr. Pink comes flying to the ring. Doesn’t see it coming, but Mr. Pink nails him in the back of the head with his HAW Bad Ass Title. Genesis goes down hard. Meph rolls him up for the pin 1…2….3…MEPHASTOPHELES is the winner!! Meph quickly exits the ring enjoying his win, and makes his way to the back. Genesis is starting to come around as Pink is laying the boots to him. Suddenly Sweetness comes flying to the ring with a chair in hand. He slides into the ring, and NAILS Mr. Pink across the forehead instantly splitting him open. Sweetness goes for the top rope, and waits for Genesis to get to his feet. As soon as he turns around, Sweetness launches off the top to nail his finisher, the high flying Sweetbomb. Both wrestlers are down, trying to regain their wites. Finally Pink starts to get up, and cheap shots Sweetness with a low blow. Genesis in the mean time is up, and begins after Pink. All three men start a melee of punching as a group of referees join the fight trying to split them up. Finally they are all taken to the back.
Umberto: Wow that feud is really picking up I can't wait to see what happens on Tuesday, surely the board has something big in store for them. Well let's go to the main event
The next match is the Main Event and is for the HAW World Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 270 pounds and standing 6'4. Warpath. (Superbeast plays and out walks Warpath. The IC Champion looks very focused on the match at hand. He seems to be fully aware that another HAW championship is on the line.) And the next opponent weighing in at 220 pounds and standing 6'2. Randy Tony. (Bring the pain plays and out walks Randy Tony accompanied by Chief Muunuts. They walks to the ring and Randy enters the ring.) Introducing next weighing in at 220 pounds and standing 6'1. Enrique Vasques. (I need a hero plays as out walks Enrique Vasques . Enrique looks very confident on his way to the ring. The extra muscle looks to be giving this extra confidence.) And Introducing next the HAW World Champion. weighing in at 285 pounds and standing 6'8. Hector Dragoncox. (Sexual Healing plays as out walks Hector accompanied by Busty Sinclair, Hootie Mcboob and Chest Laroo. The champ comes down to the ring wearing the belt around his waist.)
The 4 men are looking a little disoriented about what to do in a match of this style. Enrique makes the first move and goes straight for Hector. Randy takes the opportunity to spear Warpath. Enrique attempts a clothesline but Hector ducks it and nails Enrique with a back kick to the stomach. Hector follows that up with a reverse headlock. Randy picks up Warpath and side slams him down. Randy picks up Warpath and sends him into the corner. Randy follows in with a clothesline. Randy proceeds to kick Warpath with multiple kicks to the stomach till finally Warpath goes down. Randy begins to choke Warpath. Meanwhile Hector still has the headlock on Enrique. Finally Enrique reaches the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Randy still is choking Warpath and the ref runs over to break that hold. Hector picks up Enrique and nails a back suplex on Enrique. Hector runs over at Randy and Warpath who are locked up and spears Randy in the back of the leg. He goes down hard. Hector starts kicking Randy in the face Warpath joins in on the kicking then Hector turns the tide and low blows Warpath. Enrique is up now and goes over to the bent over Warpath and nails a fameasser. Hector picks up Randy Tony and throws him into the ropes and nails a back body drop. Enrique clotheslines Warpath over the top rope. Enrique goes outside of the ring with Warpath. Enrique picks up Warpath and attempts to throw him into the steel steps but warpath reverses it and throws Enrique into them. Hector picks up Randy and nails a big spine buster.. He goes for the cover. 1....2....kickout by Randy. Warpath picks up Enrique and drops him on the barricade by his neck. Enrique goes down hard holding his neck. Hector puts Randy in a boston crab. Warpath throws Enrique back in the ring. He goes for the cover..1.....2.... kick out. Warpath picks up Enrique and throws him into the ropes Warpath attempts a clothesline but Enrique ducks it and comes off with a back elbow. Randy finally gets to the ropes and gets the break. Enrique throws Warpath into the ropes but Hector sees him coming and nails a spear on him. Enrique runs over and nails Hector with a spear of his own sending him to the outside. Randy picks up Warpath and nails a powerslam. randy is going for the Cocoon of Horror he puts Warpath in the hold. Enrique goes out to get Hector and throws him back in the ring but he didn't look to see where he throwing him and throws him right into Randy and knocks the hold off of Warpath. Randy is really upset at the fallen Hector because he broke the hold. Warpath gets to his feet gingerly. Enrique sees the opportunity and nails the dirty sanchez on Warpath. Enrique goes over for the pin but Hector cuts him off and nails him with a huge right hand. Randy gets to his feet and puts the Cocoon of Horror back on Warpath. Warpath taps out and is eliminated. Randy sees Hector nailing Enrique with rights hands and goes over and pulls Hector off Enrique and nails him with right hands of his own it appears as if Enrique and Randy are teaming up to take out the champion. Enrique picks up Hector and nails a side suplex. Randy picks up Hector and him and Enrique pick up Hector and nail a stalling suplex. Enrique throws Hector into the ropes and Randy and Enrique nail Hector with a huge back body drop. Enrique picks up Hector and sets him up for the dirty sanchez. He nails the dirty sanchez on Hector. he goes for the cover 1.....2....Randy pulls Enrique off Hector. He is telling Enrique that he wants to put the cocoon of horror on Hector. He puts him in the hold. Hector is in a ton of pain but not tapping yet. All of a sudden Ruben comes out from the stands and cheap shots Enrique in the nuts. Prez Hollywood now comes down to the he is carrying a chair. He nails Randy over the head with the chair this releases the hold on Hector. Hector pins Randy. 1......2......3. Hollywood hands Hector the chair, he walks over to Enrique taps him on the shoulder and nails him with the chair. Hector puts the annaconda on enrique. Enrique is already out cold. The ref lifts the arm of Enrique it falls 1.. he does it again it falls for 2.. and for a 3rd time it falls. and the ref calls for the bell. Prez Klove comes down to and approaches Prez Hollywood. Hollywood is explaining what happened when Hector comes up from behind of Klove and nails a ddt on the prez. Hollywood kicks the body of Klove out of the ring and Hector does the same with Randy and Enrique.
The winner of the match and still HAW World Champion. Hector Dragoncox.
Prez Hollywood: Well well Enrique, Randy you just learned who is really the champion in the HAW. Hector Dragoncox is the best thing that ever happened to wrestling and you 2 nobody's aren't worth the spit it took to say your names.
Enrique: What the hell. you told us that if we helped Hector get the title on saturday that we would be the next champion.
Prez Hollywood: Yeah and you guys did a great job getting Hector the title, but you know that's all I really needed from ya and now i've got the man I need to take over the HAW for good, and leave these retarded board member behind.
Prez Klove: Hollywood you're making a big mistake here the board will never stand for this.
Prez Hollywood: Oh I think they will, look here at this piece of paper. I own 51% of the fed I have from the start. Check your contract buddy I own you, I own everyone here.
Prez Klove gets a ghastly look on his face and walks out of the ring and brings Enrique and Randy with him.
Prez Hollywood: Nice work Hector just the way we planned you get to keep that title and go on and help me rule this federation.
Hector: With us in charge who can stop us?
The camera fades to black and the show ends.
