Summer Clash 2002 6/30/02
Fireworks explode in Conseco Fieldhouse, the crowd is going crazy waiting outside for hours to make it into the arena. The place is decorated beautifully for the first ppv in the history of the HAW. Scenes from Saturday Night Slam play where El Diablo was attacked by Krillin Kage and Nic O Time. Then the scene of El Diablo double choke slamming Nic and Kage plays and most of the crowd belts out a loud cheer.
Umberto: Hello fans and welcome to Summer Clash. The first ppv in the short history of the HAW. We have an amazing card in store for you tonight and every one of the HAW titles will be handed out here tonight. I am accompanied with my co host Lou Ballick.
Lou: Thanks Umberto you are right this is an amazing card. We should be entertained from start to finish. We also have with us tonight backstage reporters Stan Ballick, and Harry Carry. Let’s go to Harry Carry to get a report on Venom after his nasty fall from last night.
Harry: Hallo fans welcome to the HAW first ppv Summer Clash. I’m backstage here with some emergency guy he’s drinking some ice cold buudweisers with me and man do these taste great.
EMT: And they are less filling
Harry: Hey you watch your lip before ole Harry slaps you across the face. Mr. I wanna talk all time. Why don’t you just fill us in on the condition of Star Bucks and Venom.
EMT: Well Harry, Star Bucks as you know took a mean dive at Venom and they both hit the concrete hard. Well Star Bucks suffered a badly sprained ankle, fortunately for him he landed mainly on Venom. Unfortunately for Venom he suffered a broken back, and a broken collarbone. His career is most likely over.
Harry: Damn shame to hear that, I really liked how he thought everyone was gay. I just love a god homophobe. I don’t know about you.
EMT: Well Harry, the world is changing and we need…
Harry: Ahh shut the hell up. Christ I don’t want to hear your babble anymore. Umberto back to you.
Umberto: Thanks Harry for that update. That’s really bad news for Venom, Lou.
Lou: Yeah you hate to see injuries, but its part of the business. Let’s go to Prez Hollywood for a backstage interview with Stan Ballick.
Stan: Hello Prez Hollywood, you must be feeling great about the HAW’s early success and the first PPV Summer Clash.
Hollywood: Yeah I do feel great, but to be honest I’m a little nervous. I just want this PPV to go smoothly and no injuries like we had last night. You hate to see a wrestler get hurt but like Lou said its part of the business and the business must go on. I have an announcement regarding the Main Event for tonight. The board was up in meeting until the wee hours of the night last night discussing all aspects of the HAW and we had come across a scenario that could happen tonight and that was outside interference or the use of illegal weapons, and we decided that we cannot allow the world championship match, the main event at the first ppv to end in a no contest, so we have decided to make the World Championship match a No DQ match. There must be a winner.
Stan: Wow that’s some big news early in this big event. Thanks Prez. Back to you Umberto.
Umberto: Big news there from the prez. I don’t know about you Lou, but it eases my mind to know that the board works so hard to make sure the HAW in bound for success and I am sure that every one of the board members has only one thing in mind and that is doing the best thing for the HAW and not having ulterior motives or wanting to sabotage the HAW with personal feelings.
Lou: I agree Umberto, so far the HAW is the premier federation in the world today. Well we are ready for our first match of the night. Let’s go to the ring.
Hello fans and welcome to the first PPV in the history of the HAW. Summer Clash. Our first match of the night is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 245 pounds and standing 6’2. Hitman Burns. (My Generation plays a somber Hitman Burns comes down to the ring, he is obviously torn up about the career ending injury to Venom, he stablemate, He walks slowly to the ring. The crowd giving in a warm round of applause for coming out to wrestle after the tragic events of last night. He gets in the ring and asks for a mic.
Hitman: I would like to come out here and first wish a speedy recovery to my good friend Venom, I am very saddened to have found out about his injury. However, I am in the HAW for one reason and that is to show the world that I am the best wrestler in the world and my first step is to beat Chaos tonight. Summer Clash is my stepping stone to a great future here in the HAW.
And his opponent weighing in at 220 pounds and standing 6’1. Chaos. (The Fight Song plays as Chaos comes out from the back. He takes off in a sprint down to the ring and attacks Burns>
Chaos hits Burns with a flurry of right hands that has Burns reeling. Burns finally is able to roll himself to the outside to collect his thoughts. The ref is giving Chaos a warning for illegal punching. Burns is ready finally and gets back in the ring. Chaos slowly walks over to Burns. Burns kicks him in the gut surprising Chaos. Burns kicks Chaos in the face with a massive boot to the face. Burns picks up the leg of Chaos and drops an elbow to the inside of the knee. Burns appears to be taking the legs out from underneath Chaos. Burns climbs up to the top rope and nails Chaos with a powerful double axe handle to the nose of Chaos. Burns slowly picks up Chaos, Burns hits Chaos with a back breaker. Burns is again working on the legs of Chaos as he puts him in the sharpshooter. Chaos is screaming in pain. Burns has had him in the sharpshooter for what seems like 5 minutes. Chaos finally reaches the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Burns lets up the hold and Chaos struggles to get to his feet. Burns goes over to him but Chaos sneaks in a quick finger to the eye of Burns. This gives Chaos a few seconds to recover his wits. Chaos limps over to Burns and hits him with a right hand. He follows that up with a chop to the chest of Burns that sends him into the corner. Chaos goes to the top rope and begins pounding on the head of Burns. 1…2…3…4…5….6…7…8..9.10 Burns falls over in a heap. Chaos goes up to the top rope he attempts to hit a missle drop kick but he can’t get the spring he needs because of the injury to his knees. Chaos lands right on his side. Burns goes over to him and appears to be going for the sharpshooter again, but Chaos rolls him up. 1…2.. kick out by Burns that was really close. Burns gets to his feet. He picks up chaos and slam him down he climbs up to the top rope and goes for a leg drop but Chaos was playing possum and moves out of the way and Burns lands square on his ass. Chaos goes over to Burns and starts pounding on him with kicks to the face. Burns rolls himself out of the ring. Chaos goes after but Burns sees him coming and throws him into the guard rail. Burns picks up chaos and slams him into the ring post. Burns picks Chaos up again and throws him into the ring. Burns picks up Chaos and hits a brainbuster suplex. Burns is calling for his finisher the down-under stretch. He locks it in on Chaos. He is pain. He looks like he is about out. He is seconds from tapping out, but Burns has locked it in to close to the ropes and Chaos escapes the hold by grabbing the rope. Burns can’t believe that didn’t finish him off. Burns argues with the ref a little chaos takes advantage of this opportunity and hits him with a cheap shot. Burns goes down in a heap. Chaos is calling for his finisher the psycho driver, he goes to the top rope and comes off and nails his finisher. He goes for the cover 1….2…..kickout. Oh my goodness Burns somehow kicked out of the psycho driver. Chaos is enraged he is right in the face of the ref. Burns takes this opportunity to roll up Chaos. The ref counts 1.2…3
The winner of the match Hitman Burns.
Umberto: Oh goodness what a match but that appeared to be a pretty quick count on the part of the ref.
Lou: I agree that was clearly a quick count. Chaos got the shaft there, but what an entertaining match.
Umberto: I can tell you this much this feud is not over yet. Not by a long shot.
Lou: No Chaos is visibly upset by the ref. Let’s go to the back where Harry Carry has Mr. Pink.
Harry: Hallo fans Harry Carry here again, sitting here with Ms. Pink drinking an ice cold buudweiser.
Mr. Pink: Harry its Mr. Pink.
Harry: Ahh geez sorry about that pinkster. Ole Harry gets a little confused and these trifocals just aren’t what they used to be.
Mr. Pink: That’s ok Harry just don’t let it happen again.
Harry: Say Pink tell me about this bob guy he came up and nailed you with a sledgehammer, named sledgie.
Mr. Pink: Yeah that no good piece of crap, came up from behind like a sissy and hit me. Tuesday Night Thrashing myself and Bob are going to have ourselves a match and in this match he won’t be able to catch me from behind….
Bob comes up from behind and nails Pink in the back of the knee with sledgie again. Pink goes down hard. Bob grabs the can of Budweiser from Harry and pours it over the face of Mr. Pink. Harry is very upset by this but is very happy to see that Mr. Pink’s bud is only half drunk and he proceeds to take a Mahorn off of his bud.
Bob: Pink again you turn your back and again you get nailed by Sledgie, come Tuesday this will happen once again you will be defeated by me.
Umberto: Good grief again bob comes and hits Mr. Pink with sledgie, this has got to stop, we can’t be having people getting hit by sledge hammers.
Lou: I agree its just not kosher. Well let’s go to the ring for our next match, it is for the HAW Man’s Man Championship.
Our Next match of the night is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW Man’s Man Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 165 pounds and standing 5’8. Juan Valdez and he is accompanied by Senore Donkey. (She Bangs plays as Juan Valdez comes down to the ring riding on the back of Senore Donkey. The crowd is cracking up at the sight of a man riding a donkey to the ring.) And his opponent weighing at 240 pounds and standing 6’0. Hades. (Funeral type bells ring. Suddenly the lights go out, and the barking of dogs can be heard. In the entranceway is the silohuette of a man standing next to a dog which seems to have more than one head. The light behind the silohuette goes out, and after a few seconds, all lights go back on. In the middle of the ring.)
Hades goes straight to work on Juan. Right hand after right hand sends Juan flying. Juan rolls out of the ring and is immediately consoled by Senore Donkey. Juan collects his thoughts and gets back in the ring. Juan is a shadow of a man compared to Hades. Hades walks briskly over to Juan. Juan points to the sky and Hades looks up, as he does that Juan stomps on his foot and gives him a version of the stone cold stunner. Hades is rocked by the stunner. Juan goes for the cover. 1…2.. kick out by hades. Juan picks up Hades and throws him into the corner Juan follows him in but is caught by a back elbow from Hades. Juan falls down to the ground. Hades picks up Juan and slams him right back to the ground. Hades puts Juan in a figure 4. Hades really has it locked in. Juan is really fighting it, and finally gets over to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. Hades picks up Juan and hits a fisherman suplex. 1..2.. kick out by Juan. Hades picks up Juan again and sends him into the ropes Hades attempts a clothesline but Juan propels himself up the arm of Hades and puts a crucifix on him. Juan rolls him down into a pin. 1….2… kick out by Hades. Juan thought he had him, he is throwing hissy fit in the corner. Hades gets up and is looking at this and doesn’t know what to think of this odd occurrence he goes over to him and kicks him in the mouth. Hades picks up Juan again hits a powerful piledriver. Juan is really out of it. Hades goes for the pin, but Senore Donkey has the attention of the ref and he doesn’t see the cover Hades is pissed off at the ref and goes over and grabs him. Juan goes over to Hades and hits him with a cheap shot to the nuts. Hades turns white as a ghost after that shot. Juan gives Hades a series of chest slaps that sends him into the corner. Juan goes for one more chest slap but hades blocks it and and turns Juan into the corner and hits a couple chest slaps of his own. Hades then takes Juan’s head and slams it into the ring post. Hades picks up Juan and sets him on the top rope and signals for his finisher. The corkscrew he picks him up and piledrives him down from the top rope. He goes for the cover. 1….2….3
The winner of the match and new HAW Man’s Man Champion. Hades.
Umberto: And we have our first champion in the HAW and it is Hades. A very impressive performance by Hades.. Juan fought well also definitely his best showing since coming to the HAW.
Lou: Yes indeed Juan really fought hard, but just didn’t have the luck tonight. Congrats to Hades for the win and his championship belt.
PA: Our next match is for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Ruben the Monkey, weighing in at 225 pounds, and standing at 6’1 ENRIQUE VASQUES! (The crowd yells for the Mexican sensation, and he waves to them with a smile on his face
PA: And his opponent weighing in at 285 pounds, and standing 6’8, HECTOR DRAGONCOX!( The women in the crowd cat call at him, and he starts blowing kisses at as many girls as he can)
The match starts off at a frenzied pace. These two men have bad blood, and they are putting that hatred on display! Enrique begins the offensive attack with a hay maker punch to the face of Dragoncox. Hector steps back, obviously shaken by the power of Vasques. Enrique tries to grapple with Hector, but instead is met with a chop to the chest. The two men regain there composure, and begin staring at each other with fire in their eyes. They grapple, Hector gets the advantage and executes a beautiful belly to belly suplex. The patrons are chanting for both men. Enrique gets up. Hector, still feeling the momentum grabs Vasques throws him into the ropes, and gives him a deadly clothesline. Enrique grabs at his throat and rolls on the ground for a few passing seconds. Hector starts strutting around the ring humping the air, and mouthing the words Mrs. Vasques. Enrique gets up and runs over to Cox. He picks him up and gives him a back breaker. Enrique spits on the face of Hector as he lay on the ground. Hector kips up and yells out loud. “I’m the only person who sprays body fluid on other people’s faces chief!” He spins Vasques around and quickly follows up with a reverse DDT. He then begins kicking Vasques in the groin over and over again. The crowd counts out ten kicks and all. Enrique’s balls must be the size of an elephants. Vasques slowly gets up and shakes his finger at Hector. He points to somebody in the crowd, Hector bites on the fake out and looks off into the distance. Vasques take the opportunity and pulls out a text book Russian leg sweep. He then picks up Hectors head and puts him in a sleeper hold. He winds Cox down for a few impatient minutes and lets go. He drags Cox to the corner, and catapults the porn star into the turnbuckle. Enrique goes over to Ruben and the two of them give each other a high five. Enrique turns around and is catches a boot to the face. Cox stands Enrique up and puts him in the Cross Face Chicken wing. Enrique is on the ropes now. He reaches out for Ruben, but Ruben is to busy flinging poop at a man in the front row. The clock has run out on Enrique. Hector goes for the Anaconda and executes the maneuver. He plays up to the crowd and asks them if he should go for the pin. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, for some of them are dying to see Vasques get up. Hector goes for the pin….1.…2.…..Near fall…. Vasques gets up, and delivers a Tiger Suplex. Vasques takes the opportunity and goes for the pin….1.…2.…..Hector kicks out. He then slaps Vasques in the chest. He then picks him up and sends him down with a gorilla press. The 6’8 Hector climbs the ropes. Signals ala Macho Man, and comes down with a crushing elbow. Hector once again goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.….That’s it……..Hector gets the revenge. After last weeks loss in ironic fashion. Hector comes off with the win. He once again begins dry humping the posts, and the crowd goes not with support of the action. He walks up the ramp holding up the #1 finger. Vasques sits in the ring shaking his head. How could this have happened?
Umberto: Enrique can't be happy about this.
Lou: No I don't think he is. But Hector I am sure is.
Umberto: Let’s go to our next match which is for the HAW IC Championship.
Our next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW IC Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 270 pounds and standing 6’4. Warpath. (Superbeast plays as Warpath makes his way down to the ring.) And his opponent weighing in at 170 pounds and standing 6’0. The Crow. (Here to stay plays as The Crow comes down to the ring.)
Crow starts out the match by spearing Warpath. Warpath looks pretty surprised by the attack from Crow. Crow waits for Warpath to get up. He then challenges him to a test of strength. Warpath is looking very confused by this but agrees. They lock hands. Warpath immediately gets the upper hand and brings Crow down to his knees. Crow is begging for mercy. Warpath lets up a little and allows Crow to his feet. Crow takes advantage and kicks him in the gut. This really upsets Warpath who turns around and nails Crow with a big right hand that sends him down to the ground. Crow staggers to his feet. Warpath takes him and throws him into the ropes and connects with a big clothesline. Warpath is circling Crow. He lets him get to his feet and throws him into the corner he follows in and connects a big spear that sends Crow down into a heap. Warpath picks up Crow and hits a overhead belly suplex. He goes for the cover. 1….2…kick out by Crow. Warpath picks up Crow and throws him into the ropes he hits a huge spinebuster. He goes for the pin. 1…..2…..kick out by Crow. Warpath is starting to get frustrated. Crow gets up and Warpath goes straight for him. Crow connects with an eye gauge. Warpath is temporarily blinded by the blow. Crow picks him up and slams him down, he hops up to the top rope and nails a 5 star press. Crow runs off the ropes and hits a rolling thunder. Warpath is dazed. Crow goes for the cover. 1…2… kick out. Crow picks up Warpath and hits a stalling suplex. Crow jumps to the top rope again and hits a top rope springboard. Crow goes for the cover. 1….2…. kick out again by Warpath. Crow is now getting frustrated he goes back to the top rope to try for the 5 star press again but Warpath sees it coming and gets up and powerbombs Crow off the top rope. Warpath is now in control of the match he picks up Crow and hits a brainbuster. Warpath goes for the cover. 1….2… kick out again by Crow. Warpath is signaling for his finisher The silencer He picks up Crow and plants him with a spinning ddt. He hooks the leg. 1…2….3…
The Winner of the match and new HAW IC Champion Warpath.
Umberto: That was a great match, both men gave everything they had, and one mistake by Crow cost him the match.
Lou: yes indeed Crow really dominated that match but went for 1 to many high risk moves and it cost him the IC championship.
Umberto: Let’s go to the back were we have Stan standing with ShawnMeister.
Stan: ShawnMeister, What impact do you see yourself having on the HAW?
ShawnMeister: Well Stan I see myself beating everyone the HAW has to offer. Quite frankly its obvious to me that I am the superior wrestler in this joint.
All of a sudden Mr. Pink busts in to the room
Pink: where is that damn bob, and his stupid sledgehammer, Sledgie?
ShawnMeister: Hey this is my time to talk get out of here.
Pink: Shut your mouth fancy pants. I’m looking for bob.
ShawnMeister: Fancy pants huh…
Pink nails ShawnMeister with a chair that just happened to be propped up right next to ShawnMeister. The chair shot splits ShawnMeister wide open.
Pink: All I wanted was to find Bob, Stan.
Stan: I think I saw him in the restroom a few minutes ago.
Pink: Thanks Stan. (pink runs towards the restroom)
Umberto: Well it looks like ShawnMeister took a nasty shot from a guy who is just really really pissed at Bob.
Lou: Yeah Pink is not happy at all. We better keep a camera around him that could get ugly.
Umberto: Well let’s go to the ring for our next title match of the evening.
Our next match of the night is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW Tag Team Championship. Introducing first weighing in at a combined 475 pounds. RWB Warrior and Randy “Lights Out” Tony. (Real American hits as RWB and Randy come out together both are carrying the American flag. They wave them vigorously at the top of the ramp. The fans are going absolutely wild at the apperence of these to superstars. They slowly walk to the ring, stopping to shake the hands of the fans in the stands.) And their opponents weighing in at a combined 455 pounds. Star Bucks and Carlos Sanka. (She bangs plays as The 2 men come down to the ring along with their managers Mr. Coffee and Cappi.)
The bell rings and RWB starts in the ring against Carlos. Carlos wins the first lock up and sends RWB into the ropes and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Carlos looks over the fallen body of RWB and flexes his muscles over RWB. Carlos points at the ropes and tells RWB to try again. RWB trys again and promptly gets knocked down again. RWB is upset now he tags in Randy. Carlos tells Randy to give it a shot. Randy goes off the ropes and nails Carlos with a stiff right hand. He looks over at RWB and RWB is shaking his head no. disappointed that Randy would use a cheating move. Randy acknowledges his mistake and offers Carlos a hand to get up. Carlos ignores the hand and kicks Randy in the nuts. Randy is really not happy now. Carlos picks up Randy and throws him into the corner occupied by Star Bucks, Carlos nails Randy with an elbow. He starts chopping randy with hard chops to the chest. The ref calls for the break, Carlos refuses the ref steps in to stop him, in doing so he allows Star Bucks the opportunity to take a couple pot shots at Randy. The ref finally turns around and sees what is going on and reprimands Star Bucks, he is looking extremely innocent. Carlos tags in Star Bucks. Carlos is holding Randy and Star Bucks is going for a super kick, but Randy dodges it and pulls Carlos into the way. Star Bucks nails Carlos with the super kick. Randy does a forward roll over to RWB warrior. Star Bucks, nails warrior with a right hand, it appears to have no effect on RWB. Star Bucks looks confused, he hits RWB with another right hand. Again no effect. This time RWB points at Star Bucks. Star Bucks goes down to one knee begging for mercy but RWB picks him up and slams him right down to the ground. RWB really has it going now, Carlos comes over to get some but RWB blocks the punch and connects with one of his own. RWB picks up Star Bucks and hits a backbreaker. Randy is now to his feet he picks up Carlos and nails a powerslam. RWB locks up with Star Bucks and they fight over to the ropes, RWB uses his weight and it propels both superstars over the top rope and down to the ground. Meanwhile in the ring Randy Tony is setting up Carlos for cocoon of horror. He locks in the cocoon of horror. Carlos is in a ton of pain. Star Bucks sees this and is trying to get in the ring but as he approaches Randy. RWB comes out of no where and nails Star Bucks with a big clothesline. Carlos can’t take it anymore and taps out.
The winner of the match and new HAW Tag Team Champions. RWB Warrior and Randy Lights Out Tony.
Umberto: What a magnificent showing by the good guys of the HAW. They are deserving tag team champions.
Lou: I agree Umberto. Carlos appears really unhappy with Star Bucks for nailing him with the superkick.
Carlos: Star Bucks you overpriced coffee bean what the hell is wrong with you first you hit me with a superkick, then you can’t get your lazy ass in the ring to get Randy off of me?
Star Bucks: Why you white trash coffee loving freak. You dropped the ball not me you cost us the match.
Juan Valdez and Maxwell House come down to the ring and separate the 2 men, they walk them out of the ring but there is obvious bad blood between these two.
Umberto: Wow the Coffee House of Pain is really close to breaking at the seams.
Lou: yes they are I wouldn’t want to be in that lockeroom. I’m getting word that Pink has found his way to the bathroom and is waiting for Bob.
Pink is dressed as a bathroom attendant and is waiting for bob to finish up
Pink: Paper towel sir?
Bob: Yeah thanks man.
Pink: Here ya go.
Pink takes a pair of brass knucks and nails bob with them. Sending bob out cold. Pink picks up Bob and slams his head into the hot hand blower. Then Pink goes and grabs one of them paper ass gaskets and starts choking bob with it. Finally refs have made their way to the bathroom and they pull pink off of Bob.
Lou: that feud is really really heating up.
Umberto: Yeah I can’t wait till Tuesday to see what happens in the ring with those 2.
Lou: Well Umberto its time for our next match which is for the HAW Bad Ass Championship. Let’s go to the ring.
Our next match of the night is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW Bad Ass Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 212 pounds and standing 6’0. Sweetness. (sweetness plays as Sweetness walks down to the ring. He accompanied by his manager Elana. They walk down to the ring. The crowd is booing intensely.) And his opponent weighing in at 308 pounds and standing 6’8. Genesis. (Eltric plays as Genesis comes down to the ring. His massive size immediately makes Sweetness take note, but he doesn’t appear overly affected by it.
Sweetness takes off through the ropes and nails Genesis with a suicide dive. Genesis goes down hard. Sweetness is sitting on top of him nailing him with right hands to the face. Genesis finally turns over Sweetness and proceeds to nail him with right hands. Sweetness kicks off Genesis and grabs a stick that is laying near ringside. Sweetness cracks it over the head of genesis. Genesis, appears a little dazed. Sweetness picks up Genesis and throws him into the guard rail. Sweetness grabs a trash can and smashes it over the head of Genesis. Sweetness picks up the now bloody Genesis and drags him back behind the curtain. Sweetness throws Genesis into a pile of boxes. Sweetness is looking for something to hit Genesis with, in the meantime Genesis has regained his senses and finds a crowbar and gets to his feet Sweetness is still looking for something. Genesis goes over to Sweetness and nails him with the crowbar across the knee. Sweetness goes down hard holding his knee. Genesis picks up sweetness and throws him head first into a wall. Genesis goes for the cover. 1…2… kick out by Sweetness. Sweetness gets to his feet. Genesis picks him up and hits a powerbomb through a coffee table. Genesis goes for the cover again. 1…..2… kick out. Genesis picks up Sweetness again but sweetness kicks genesis in the balls. Genesis goes down hard. Sweetnees grabs a chair and smashes it over the head of the bloody Genesis. Sweetness goes for the cover. 1….2…kick out by Genesis. Sweetness can’t believe it. He picks up Genesis and clotheslines him down. Sweetness finds a wrench hidden under some boxes. Genesis slowly gets to his feet. Sweetness is measuring him. Genesis turns around and gets nailed in the skull with the wrench. He is a bloody mess now. Sweetness covers him. 1….2…. kick out. An unbelievable kick out there by Genesis. Sweetness can’t believe it. He picks up Genesis and hits an inverted atomic drop. Sweetness put a camel clutch on Genesis. You can see the blood pouring out of the skull of Genesis, but he isn’t giving up. Sweetnesss finally lets up the hold. He is setting him up for the sweetbomb. He jumps up onto a forklift and jumps off and tries to hit the hurracanrana part of the move but genesis grabs his legs and powerbombs him down hard to the cement. Genesis is going for his finished the crucifix. He picks up Sweetness hits the move with magnificent power. He covers him 1….2…kick out. Some how Sweetness kicks out. Genesis doesn’t know what to do now. He picks up sweetness again and propels him into the side of the forklift. He lays the body of sweetness across the forks of the lift and then covers him. 1…2…3
The winner of the match and new HAW Bad Ass Champion Genesis.
Umberto: What a match. That was one of the best matches I have seen in my life. These 2 just beat the living hell out of each other. It’s a real shame that one of them had to lose.
Lou: Yeah I can’t believe that first sweetness kicks out of Genesis’ finisher but he couldn’t recover in time and Genesis wins the match.
Umberto: Well folks its time for the main event for tonight its for the HAW World Championship.
Our next match is the Main Event and is for the HAW World Championship. It is scheduled for one fall and is a No DQ match. Introducing first weighing in at 350 pounds and standing 7’1 Krillin Kage (One Step Closer plays as Krillin comes down to the ring. He is walking very slowly to the ring.) And one of his opponents weighing in at 348 pounds and standing 7’1. El Diablo. (Ghetto Vet plays as El Diablo comes down to the ring.) And their opponent weighing in at 275 pounds and standing 6’6. Nic O Time. (Asshole plays as Nic comes down to the ring. The other 2 wrestlers are waiting for Nic to get in the ring.
He gets in the ring and is immediately jumped by El D and Kage. Nic is nailed by a big boot from El Diablo. Kage then nails El D with a clothesline of his own. Kage picks up Nic and slams him down to the ground hard. El D comes up to Kage and picks him up and hits a shoulder breaker on Kage. El Diablo picks up Nic O Time and sends him into the ropes and follows him in and nails a clothesline that sends Nic over the top rope. El D turns around only to be speared by Kage. Kage goes for a quick pin. 1…2… Nic hits Kage with a Barbie. Kage rolls off of El D. Nic gets back in the ring and picks up El D. He hits a hard chop to the chest of El D. He hits another and backs him into the corner Nic climbs the top rope and begins pounding on the head of El D.1…2…3….4…5..6.. El Diablo picks up Nic and powerbombs him hard to the mat. Kage is waiting for El D to get up. He turns around and Kage nails him with a big right hand. El D is staggering. Kage scoops up El D and dumps him outside the ring. Nic gets up and sees an opportunity to roll up Kage. 1…2.. kick out by kage. Kage gets up quickly and gives Nic a boot to the face. Kage picks up Nic, He connects with a powerful full nelson slam. He goes for the cover. 1..2…El D gets in the ring and drops a big elbow onto the back of the neck of Kage. El D picks up Kage and throws him out of the ring El D follows him out and grabs up the ring bell. He smacks him upside the head with it, it makes a loud ring. El D picks up Kage and throws him into the steel steps. El Diablo is going under the ring. He pulls out a table. He sets it up. And places Kage on the table. Nic has gotten to his feet he is standing on the top rope. He jumps off and lands on Kage breaking the table in to. El Diablo is a little pissed that Nic used the table El D spent the time to get out, but he gets over it and picks up Nic. He throws him in the ring. Nic runs off the opposite ropes. He catches El D with a drop kick. El D looks a little dazed. Nic goes for the cover. 1….2…… kick out by El D. Kage is still out cold on the outside. Nic picks up El D and hits a powerslam. He picks up El D one more time and throws him into the ropes and hits a big boot the stomach of El D. He then hits El D with a face buster. Nic is signaling for his finisher the Time’s up, which is a running powerbomb. He picks up El D and starts to run but Kage has gotten to his feet and trip Nic but he is still able to propel El D down hard to the mat. Kage pulls out Nic and throws him over the guard rail Kage slips into the ring quickly and picks up the already knocked out El D by the Time’s up. He chokeslams El D down hard to the mat. He goes for the cover 1…..2…..3. Nic tried to break up the count but was just a little too slow.
The Winner and New HAW World Champion. Krillin Kage.
(Nic grabs a mic)
Nic: Jesus El D I had you beaten then you let this piece of crap pin you. I should have gotten this win. I did all the damage to him. Kage I want a rematch. Anytime anywhere.
Kage: You want a rematch alright Tuesday just me vs you.
Nic: Done I’ll see you there.
Umberto: Wow that is huge news. A world title match on Tuesday Night Thrashing. What an incredible night of wrestling. Nic hit his finisher on El D but was tripped up by Kage and Kage slipped in an got the win.
Lou: Yes he pulled out all the stops to win this one. But for the world title that’s what you have to do.
Umberto: Well folks that’s all from Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis. I hope you enjoyed the first ever PPV in the history of the HAW. I know I enjoyed it. Thank you all and goodnight.
