Saturday Night Slam Results
Fireworks explode and the crowd is in a frenzy awaiting tonights event. "thriller plays as out walks Prez Hollywood. He isn't waiting long to make appearance here tonight. He walks slowly to the ring.
Prez Hollywood: You know something I'm not happy about this match tonight Hector defending his title against Mr. Pink this close to the PPV which is just 8 days away. Hector wants this match so he's getting it. Tonight the matches for the PPV will be announced throughout the night so let me start out by announcing that we will have an 8 man tournament that will decide who the King of the Hardasses is. These people will be named thoughout the night and the winner of this tournament will get a shot at the Bad Ass Championship at the following PPV. I will be sitting in my office so if you want a match at the PPV come in and see me and we can talk.
Umberto: This night should be great we have some great matches in store and the PPV card will come into picture by the end of the night. Without further adeu let's get the show going.
The first match of the night is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 275 pounds and standing 6'8. Khrystal Walker. (Cherry Bomb plays and out walks the massive woman known as Khrystal Walker. She walks to the ring the fans really aren't sure what to make of this woman they are staring in awe.) And her opponent weighing in at 265 pounds and standing 6'0. Jason Sanders. (Gimme Gimme Gimme plays and out walks Sanders he looks very confident tonight. He struts to the ring and gets in and is bouncing around the ring.)
They lock up in the middle of the ring Sanders starts out by putting walker in a head lock. Walker backs him into the ropes and sends him into the other side. Walker knocks down Sanders with a shoulder block. Sanders is stunned by this. Walker tells him to run of the ropes and try again so he does and walker knocks him down again with a shoulder block. Sanders slams the mat with his hands and gets to his feet He puts his right hand in the arm challenging Walker to a test of strength. Walker obliges and they lock hands. Walker takes the advantage right away and Sanders goes down to his knees. Sanders slowly rises to his feet however Walker still has the advantage. Sanders frustrated kicks Walker in the stomach and that breaks up the hold. Sanders grabs Walker by the hair and flings her into the corner with a hair toss. The ref gives Sanders a warning but he doesn't seem to care. Sanders walks over to Walker and starts stomping on her into the corner. The ref gets Sanders off of Walker. Sanders goes right back in and picks up Walker and nails a body slam. Sander goes over and picks up Walker and throw her into the turnbuckle. Sanders follow up with a clothesline. Sanders climbs the top rope and starts punching on the top of the head. he takes 10 shots the face of Walker and she falls flat on her face. Sanders picks her up and nails a back body drop. Sanders goes for the pin. 1.....2....kickout by Walker. Sanders gets up and picks her up by the hair again. Sanders winds up and nails Walker with a right hand. Walker takes the punch. Sanders nails her again and little effect on Walker. She appears to be getting stronger with every shot from Sanders. Sanders winds up and nails her again. This time Walker takes it and points straight at Sanders. Sanders is looking around the ring he backs off and goes down to his knees and pleads with Walker. Walker grabs Sanders by the hair and knocks him down with a huge right hand. Sanders hops back up and gets knocked down again by Walker. Sanders staggers to his feet and walker picks him up and nails a powerslam. Walker goes for the cover 1......2....kickout. Walker picks up sanders and throws him into the turnbuckle. Sanders comes off hard and Walker follows it up with a clothesline from Alaska. Sanders goes down hard. Walker is calling for the cherry bomb. She picks up Sanders and nails the Cherry Bomb on him. Walker goes for the cover 1.....2.....3...
The winner of the match. Khrystal Walker.
(Prez Hollywood comes to the ramp with a mic in hand)
Prez Hollywood: you 2 are the first 2 entered in the King of the Hardasses tournament.
Umberto: Well we have our first 2 participants in the tournament and these 2 have an opportunity to win the Bad Ass Championship.
Lou: yeah that should be a really great tournament I can't wait to find out who else will participate.
Umberto: Yeah me neither. Let's go to the back where Harry Carry is standing with one of the rookies in the HAW. Cobra.
Harry: Hello fans Harry Carry here sitting with HAW Rookie Cobra we are tippin back some Ice cold Budweiser. Cobra tell me what made you choose to come to the HAW.
Cobra: Well quite frankly I wanted to face off with the best wrestlers in the world. This is the place to be if your a wrestler and I can't wait till I get my chance to get in the ring....
Jey Jey Pena comes down and nails Cobra with one of the empty bottles of budweiser laying on the ground. He shatters it over the skull of Cobra. AJ Styles who was just passing by turns around after hearing the loud crash, runs over and nails Pena with a huge clothesline. Styles picks up Pena and throws him into one of the lockers. Then out of no where a man comes out and nails Styles with a chair shot to the skull of Styles. The man drops the chair and walks away from the carnage of people laying around Harry.
Harry: Holy Cow what a mess, thank god they didn't spill any of the beer. Back to you. Umberto.
Umberto: What in the world what a mess. Who was that man.
Damien plays and the man walks out to the ring. He grabs the mic and begins to speak.
Man: I bet you're all wondering who I am. Well I just signed a contract with the HAW. My name is Blade and I am here to dominate everyone in the HAW. I decided that insted of picking 1 man I would pick 3. Styles, Cobra, Pena I've chosen you. I will be seeing you all sooner than later.
Blade drops the mic in the middle of the ring and walks out.
Umberto: Well it appears Blade thinks highly of himself, it won't be easy taking on 3 men but He is a big man. We'll have to wait and see.
(camera turns on to Prez Hollywoods office.)
Prez Hollywood: Well Blade you want 3 men huh, well the best I can do is put all 4 of you in the King of the Hardass Tournament. So add AJ Styles, Cobra, Jey Jey Pena, and Blade in with Khrystal Walker and Jason Sanders. So that leaves 2 men.
Lou: Well Umberto we almost have the tournament set, 2 more men and we'll be there.
Umberto: Yeah this is going to be huge. Let's go to the next match.
The next match of the night is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 357 pounds and stading 7'3. Chasm. (I stand alone plays and down comes Chasm to the ring accompanied by Big Jim. The huge man enters the ring and awaits his opponent.) And his opponent weighing in at 203 pounds and standing 6'0. Mephastopheles. (Sweet Tooth plays and down comes Meph to the ring. He runs down to the ring and slides into the ring.)
Meph slides in the ring and starts whaling on Chasm. Rights and lefts that stagger the big man. Meph backs him into the ropes and tries to throw him to the other side but Chasm doesn't budge. Meph tries again and Chasm holds on and nails a huge clothesline on Meph. Chasm picks up Meph and nails a huge sidewalk slam. Chasm goes for the cover. 1......2.....kickout by Meph. Chasm picks up Meph and tosses him into the corner turnbuckle. Chasm walks in and puts his boot right in the throat of Meph choking the life out of him. The ref finally breaks the hold. Chasm grabs Meph by the neck and Chokeslams him down to the mat hard. Chasm goes for the cover. 1.....2....kickout by Meph. Chasm gets up and yells at the ref. Meph staggers to his feet. Chasm walks over to him and gets kicked in the mid section by Meph. Meph jumps up to the top rope and nails a tornado ddt. Meph goes for the cover. 1.....2....Chasm tosses him outside of the ring with his kickout. Meph is dizzy as he gets to his feet. Meph gets back in the ring Chasm is back to his feet. Meph ducks a clothesline attempt and nails a back kick to the face of Chasm. Meph jumps up to the top rope and nails a 450 splash. Meph goes to the top rope again and is waiting for Chasm to get to his feet. He jumps off but Chasm catches him and powerslams him down. Chasm is calling for the Flatliner. He picks up Meph, Warpath comes running down to the ring and nails trips Chasm as he has Meph up in the air. Meph turns the move into a ddt. Meph goes for the cover. 1.....2....3.
The winner of the match. Meph.
Warpath gets in the ring and powerbombs the huge Chasm. Warpath comes up from behind the celebrating Meph and gives him a powerbomb as well.
(Prez Hollywood comes out.)
Prez Hollywood: Well it seems like we have some bad blood here, well let's try this on for size. IC Championship match. Warpath vs Chasm......and Meph. That sounds like a winner.
Umberto: Wow that should be a great match up I'm sure Chasm is not a bit happy about Warpath coming out here and messing up his match. The PPV should be a good chance for Chasm to not only get revenge but earn a title in the process.
Lou: yes that's true but let's not forget about Meph, he also has a good shot at winning that title.
The camera turns on and we see Enrique in his lockeroom lacing up his boots in preparation for his match against Drew Miavia. There is a knock on the door. Enrique goes over to answer it and is attacked by Drew with a trash can to the head of Enrique. Drew picks up Enrique and throws him headfirst into his locker. Drew picks him up and suplex's him through a table. Drew goes over and breaks open a fire extingusher case. He takes the Fire hose and cracks Enrique upside the head with it. Enrique is bleeding from above his eye now. Drew drops the Fire Hose on the chest of Enrique and walks out of his dressing room
Umberto: Well that was a pretty cheap shot there by Drew, that's something we are used to seeing out of Enrique not Drew, but Drew has been really upset over all the interference in recent matches.
Lou: Yeah, this thing isn't over yet.
Camera pans to Prez Hollywood's office. Well let's add a couple more matches to the PPV. How about Enrique vs Drew in a no holds barred match. And well let's go nuts one more. Bad Ass Championship match Sweetness vs umm... let's see, how about Vertigo.... and let's throw in Randy Tony for good measure. 3 way match sounds like fun.
Umberto: Oh my, Sweetness must defend against 3 men at the PPV. That should be a terrific match. What about the no holds barred match with Enrique facing Drew again.
Lou: That one should be great. I can't wait this PPV keeps looking better and better.
Umberto: Well Lou its time for the Man's Man championship ladder match. Let's go to the ring.
The next match of the night is a ladder match and is for the HAW Man's Man Championship introducing first the challenger weighing in at 245 pounds and standing 6'2. Trojan. (Jump Around plays and out walks Trojan. He is walking out with the gimp. He is psyched up for this match.) And his opponent the HAW Man's Man Champion. Hitman Burns. (My Generation plays as Hitman comes walking to the ring carrying the championship belt. He gets to the ring and hands the belt to the lovly ring girl and gets in the ring. )
They lock up in the middle of the ring. Trojan throws Hitman down to the ground. Hitman looks a little stunned by this but brushes himself off and gets to his feet. They lock up again and again Trojan throws him to the ground. HItman looks really frustrated now. He gets up and goes to lock up again but this time kicks Trojan in the stomach. Hitman nails Trojan with a knee to the face. Hitman picks up trojan and nails a side suplex. Hitman rolls over and puts Trojan in a figure 4. Trojan is rolling around in pain. He is trying to make his way to the ropes, but Hitman isn't letting him. Trojan gives up on going to the ropes and is trying to reverse the hold, he rolls Hitman over and puts all the pressure on Hitman. Hitman is squeeling in pain. He reaches out and grabs the ropes. The ref breaks the hold. Trojan gets to his feet slowly limping from the figure 4. Hitman also gets up limping. Trojan hobbles over and Hitman and knocks him down with a boot to the face. Trojan lifts up Hitman and nails a nice fallaway slam. Trojan grabs the ladder from outside and puts it in the ring. He starts to climb, but Hitman sees this and climbs the top rope and drop kicks the ladder and Trojan goes flying off the ladder. Hitman picks up Trojan and tosses him outside the ring. Hitman puts the ladder up again. He starts to climb he gets up close to the top Trojan is back in the ring and grabs the leg of hitman Trojan climbs up some and puts Hitman on his shoulders and jump back and nails a huge electric chair. Hitman looks out of it, but so does Trojan. Trojan is the first to his feet. He goes over to Hitman and nails a chokeslam. Trojan is fighting for energy and Hitman is lying in a heap. Trojan sets the ladder back up he climbs to the top Hitman is still out. Trojan has ahold of the belt he can't get it off the harness holding it. Hitman staggers to his feet in doing so he nails the ladder and Trojan goes flying off the ladder and gets tangled up in the ropes and takes a nasty fall to the outside. HItman is still dazzed but he is able to get the ladder put back up. He starts to climb. He gets to the top and he is struggling with the belt just like Trojan. Trojan now is to his feet and gets in the ring, He kicks the ladder but hitman grabs ahold of the belt. He is dangling from it. Trojan goes up to the top rope and takes a dive at HItman, he spears him and in doing so he jars the belt loose and Hitman takes a horrible fall but has the belt in hand.
The Winner of the Match. Hitman Burns.
Umberto: That was a terrific match I can't believe the beating these 2 superstars took it was one for the ages.
Lou: you aren't kidding that was incredible great win for Hitman retaining his championship.
(Camera pans back to Prez Hollywood's office)
Hollywood: Well that was certainly a great match. I think it would be nice to see it again so let's have Trojan vs Hitman in another ladder match at the PPV. Well while i'm here let me add the last 2 wrestlers to the King of the Hardasses Tournament. Danny O'shea and Last Action Hero.
Umberto: Well its complete the King of Hardass Tournament consists of Blade, Jason Sanders, Khrystal Walker, Danny O'Shea, Last Action Hero, Jey Jey Pena, AJ Styles, and Cobra. Should be terrific I'm getting word Prez Hollywood is in his office and ready for the draw for the tournament.
Prez Hollywood: Well let's draw the first match. First name Jey Jey Pena and he is facing AJ Styles. Second pairing Cobra vs Blade. Bottom Half of the bracket has Khrystal Walker vs Jason Sanders and that leaves Last Action Hero vs Danny O'Shea. Should be a great event and let's not forget winner gets a Bad Ass Championship match.
Umberto: Wow that is outstanding I can't wait. Well its time for tonights main event. Let's go to the ring.
The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW World Championship. Introducing first the challenger weighing in at 243 and standing 6'3. Mr. Pink. ( Run Like hell plays and down walk Mr. Pink look as confident as ever. He climbs in the ring and awaits Hector.) And his opponent accompanied by Busty Sinclare and Prez Hollywood weighing in at 285 pounds and standing 6'8. He is the HAW World Champion. Hector Dragoncox. (Sexual healing plays and out walks Hector wearing the belt around his waist. Prez Hollywood walks in front of him and Busty to his left. They walk down to the ring and Prez Hollywood takes the belt from Hector and Hector gets in the ring)
Pink starts off by attacking Hector he nailing him with a flury of right hands. Pink lifts up Hector and nails a face buster. Pink picks up Hector and throws him into the ropes, Pink nails a powerful clothesline. Hector gets to his feet and Pink nails him with another clothesline. Hector rolls to the outside of the ring. Prez Hollywood hops up to the apron to yell at the ref. Pink sees him and comes over and nails him with a right hand that sends Hollywood flying. Hector is now to his feet and is in the ring. Pink turns around and Hector nails him with a rock bottom. Hector picks up Pink and nails a military press slam on Pink. Hector puts a headlock on Pink. The hold looks like a choke hold but Hector is doing a good job obstructing the refs view. Pink looks out of it. The ref lifts his arm it falls to the mat.1. The ref lifts it again it falls again.2. The ref lifts his arm again it fall...no Pink stops it he has a sudden burst of energy. He gets to his feet and nails a series of back elbows to the stomach of Hector. Pink throws him into the ropes and nails a back body drop on Hector. Pink is really flowing now. He picks up Hector and nails a taka driver on hector it turns it into a cover 1....2....kickout by hector. Pink lifts up hector and throws him into the ropes, he catches Hector with the Pink Slip. Hector is slipping Pink really has it locked in. Hector is down to one knee now. Prez Hollywood isn't taking anymore he gets in the ring with the title belt and clocks Pink in the back of the head with the belt. The ref calls for the bell. Hollywood continues to kick pink while he is down. Prez KLove darts to the ring he spears Prez Hollywood and is pounding on his head. Hector is back to his feet now and grabs Klove off of Hollywood and nails a stunner on KLove. Prez Hollywood is ordering Hector to do it again. Hector gives KLove another stunner. KLove is out cold. But Hollywood isn't done with KLove, he orders Hector to give him another one. Hector picks up KLOVe and sets him up for another stunner he nails it again on Klove. From the back runs a man. its Prez Big Pimpin. He apparently is back from his tour of Japan. He runs in the ring and nails Hector with a pipe that knocks him to the outside of the ring. Hollywood is standing there in fear. Pimpin calls for a mic.
Pimpin: Look here Hollywood I had to sit in Japan and watch what you did to this company and I'm sick of it. So I decided. Yes that's right I still have some pull here. I decided that there are going to be 2 more matches at the PPV. first it will be Hector Dragoncox defending against Pink again in a no dq match. and the second. Its gonna be Prez Klove and myself taking on you in a handicap match. Don't bother whinning cause its already signed. I'll see you on sunday.
Umberto: Oh my god that is huge news the prez are gonna battle at the PPV, and Pink gets another shot at the title. It should be an epic night King of the Hardass's live on PPV August 4th we'll see you then.
PS: No card on Saturday due to the PPV, there will be a tuesday card though
