Saturday Night Slam 7-6-02
Fireworks explode in the arena as the crowd eagerly anticipates this great event. Without further adieu lets send it down to Umberto and Lou.
Umberto: Hello folks and welcome to Saturday Night Slam. We have an incredible night on our hands as 2 HAW titles will be on the line tonight.
Lou: That's Right Umberto, the HAW Bad Ass Championship is on the line and the biggest prize of them all the HAW World Championship is on line and this is Nic O Time's final shot at the title.
Umberto: Yes indeed Lou, let's go to the ring and get this night started off.
Hello everyone and welcome to Saturday Night Slam, our first match of the night is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first weighing in at 257 pounds and standing 6'6. Zaz Tiger. (Red Devil plays as Zaz comes down to the ring. The crowd is pretty much just laughing at Zaz as they haven't seen him win a match yet here in the HAW, actually they haven't heard much from him at all.) And his opponent weighing in at 357 pounds and standing 7'3. Chasm. (Chasm comes down to the ring accompanied by his manager Big Jim. The crowd is in awe of this massive wrestler.)
THe match begins with Zaz charging Chasm only to run directly into a choke slam. Chasm nails it hard. He starts to go for the cover but Big Jim instructs him to destroy Zaz. Chasm picks up Zaz and connects with a gorilla press slam. Chasm looks over at Big JIm but he is shaking his head no. Chasm picks up Zaz again he connects with a powerful fall away slam. Chasm goes over and again picks up Zaz and nails a huge chokeslam from hell. Chasm looks over at Big Jim again but he is still shaking his head no. Chasm goes over to Zaz who is basically out on his feet, he calls for the flatliner. He picks him up and drives him down hard. Chasm looks over and Big Jim is giving him the green light. Chasm covers.. 1....2....3.
THe Winner of the match. Chasm.
Umberto: What a demolition. That was a pathetic effort from Zaz, but Chasm was very very impressive.
Lou: Goodness this guy is a powerhouse. Let's go to the back where Harry is waiting for Chasm.
Harry: Holly Cow, Chasm that was a beautiful win. I think you deserve an ice cold buudweiser for that performance.
Chasm: Thanks.
(from behind Hector Dragoncox comes up and nails the giant with a chair. This has little effect on the giant. Chasm turns around and again Hector nails him upside the head with the chair. Again no effect. Hector a little stunned by this takes one last shot to the nuts with chair. This drops the giant like a sack of potato's. Hector goes over to Big Jim and stuff him in a nearby garbage can. Hector then goes over to the fallen giant and proceeds to put on the annaconda. Chasm is out cold. Hector finally releases the hold and walks off.)
Harry: Holy Cow, why is it everytime I talk to someone they get jumped. Ah well let's go into the lockeroom and see who else is around.
(Harry enters the lockeroom only to find a fallen Enrique Vasques he is bloody from what appears to be a heinous attack. Star Bucks has just arrived and sees his fallen tag partner.)
Star Bucks: OH my god what happened here Harry.
Harry: Ole Harry's slow and blind he didn't see a thing.
Star Bucks: Now what am I gonna do I don't have a tag partner.
Harry: I don't know there big dog, but you better get to the ring they are waiting for you.
The next match is a tag match. Introducing first weighing in at a combined 500 pounds. Carlos Sanka and Hitman Burns. (She bangs plays as the team walks to the ring. Carlos calls for a mic)
Carlos: Sorry about your luck Star Bucks, looks like this match is now a handicap match. Now get your ass down here.
And their opponent weighing in at 200 pounds and standing 6'0. Star Bucks. (She Bangs plays as Star Bucks comes down to the ring)
Star Bucks comes down and is immediately double teamed by Carlos and Hitman. Hitman picks up Bucks and nails a powerful suplex. Carlos picks up Bucks and throws him into the ropes they attempt a double clothesline but Bucks ducks it and comes off the other end and nails a double clothesline of his own. Star Bucks goes to the outside of the ring and picks up the ring bell. He runs over at Carlos and nails him upside the head with the bell. This knocks out Carlos. He goes for the cover 1....2... Hitman breaks the count. Bucks gets up still with ring bell in hand. Hitman doesn't see this and just throws Bucks into the ropes Bucks comes off and swings the bell but Hitman ducks unfortunatly it nails Carlos between the eyes and sends him flying to the outside. Hitman nails Bucks from behind with a standing dropkick. Bucks gets to his feet slowly only to be knocked down again with a strong right hand. Hitman slowly picks up Bucks. Hitman sends him into the ropes and nails a drop kick. Hitman goes for the cover 1...2..kick out by Bucks. Hitman picks up Bucks and nails a quick ddt. Hitman is calling for his finisher the down under stretch. He applies it to Star Bucks. Star Bucks is in a huge amount of pain when all of a sudden Enrique Vasques comes limping to the ring. He breaks the hold of Hitman by nailing him with a trash can. Enrique throws the trash can to the outside and picks up Hitman and nails the dirty sanchez. Enrique covers Hitman. 1....2.....3.
The winners of the match Enrique and Star Bucks
Umberto: Well you can't fault Hitman for that loss, Carlos was pretty much useless in that match. One on One Hitman really took it to Star Bucks. But congrats to Star Bucks on his first win.
Lou: Yeah not sure who Carlos is going to blame this loss on. Enrique showed some courage coming down here and winning the match.
Umberto: Sure did its pretty obvious it was Hitman that knocked him out earlier because he went straight for him. Let's go to the next match.
THe next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW Bad Ass Championship. Introducing first the challenger weighing in at 249 pounds and standing 6'3. Mr. Pink. (Run like hell plays as Mr. Pink comes to the ring he appears to have his game face on tonight.) And his opponent the HAW Bad Ass Champion, weighing in at 308 pounds and standing 6'8. Genesis. (eltric plays as Genesis comes down to the ring carrying the championship belt. He enters the ring and hands it to the ref)
Pink immediately goes at Genesis and nails a charging spear. Pink applies a boston crab to Genesis he is attempting to take the legs out of the big man. Genesis is in some pain, but is able to power out of the hold. Genesis gets to his feet a little gimpy. Genesis catches an attempted kick by Pink and spins him around and nails a massive clothesline. Pink goes down hard. Genesis picks him back up and lifts him up and slams down a powerful stalling suplex. Pink goes down holding his back. Genesis picks up pink again, but as he is do so Pink gives him a cheap shot to the nuts. Genesis is in some pain now. Pink nails a russian leg sweep. Pink again is going for the legs of genesis nailing 4 potent elbow drops to the inside of the knee. Pink picks up Genesis and nails a drop kick that sends Genesis into the corner. Pink goes in and nails a series of chops to the chest of Genesis. THis only upsets Genesis and he turns the tables on Pink and nails a series of chops of his own. He grabs Pink by the neck and throws him into the middle of the ring. Pink slowly gets to his feet. Genesis goes over to him and nails a choke slam. Genesis is calling for his finisher. Pink grabs a hold of the ref and pulls him to the outside of the ring. Sweetness comes to the ring he jumps up to the top he is going for the sweet bomb. He comes off and nails the sweet bomb on Genesis. Sweetness rolls to the outside. Pink gets up and puts the knockedout Genesis into the pinkslip. The ref gets back into the ring. Genesis is tapping out. The ref finally sees this and calls for the bell.
The winner of the match and New HAW Bad Ass Champion. Mr. Pink
Umberto: A new champion here in the HAW, and its obvious the feud between Sweetness and Genesis isn't nearly over.
Lou: No its not I am sure Genesis is going to be steaming over losing his title. Well its time for the main event let's go to the ring.
Our next match is the main event and is for the HAW World Championship. Introducing first the challenger weighing in at 275 pounds and standing 6'6. Nic O Time. (Asshole plays as Nic O Time, comes down to the ring he looks focused tonight knowing this is his last chance at the world championship.) And his opponent the HAW World Champion. Krillin Kage. (One Step Closer plays and out walks the champion Krillin Kage. He slowly walks down to the ring)
Krillin starts out the match by nailing a big boot to the face of a charging Nic O Time. Nic gets to his feet a little woozy. Krillin goes over to Nic and picks him up and nails a powerslam. Krillin covers Nic. 1....2.... kickout by Nic. Krillin gets in the ref's face accusing him of a slow count. Nic takes the opportunity to grab a barbie doll and nails Krillin the face with it. The ref's view was blocked but the huge Kage, so Nic tosses the barbie out of the ring. he goes for the cover. 1....2.... kick out by Kage. Nic picks up Kage and nails a stunner. Nic goes to the top rope and awaits Kage to get to feet. kage gets up and is promptly nailed by a missle drop kick. Nic goes for the cover 1....2......kick out. A very close call there. Nic picks up Kage and throws him into the ropes, he connects with a big back body drop. Nic grabs Kage by the hair and throws him into the corner. Nic charges in and nails a shoulder block to Kage. Kage falls over to the mat. Nic jumps up to the top rope and waits for Kage again to get up. Kage gets to his feet and Nic jumps off but Kage catches him by the throat. Kage is going to choke slam Kage, but Nic slaps his hands away and grabs Kage's mask. He is attempting to take it off. He gets it off. Kage is covering his face. Kage is trying to leave the ring but Nic takes off after him and grabs him from behind, he is dragging Kage back into the ring. Nic picks up Kage and gets him to his feet. Nic grabs his arms and now everyone can clearly see that Krillin Kage is actually Raistlin. Nic is a little bit in shock but proceeds to pick up Raistlin and hits his finisher the time's up. Nic goes for the cover.. 1....2...3...
The winner of the match and New HAW World Champion
Umberto: oh my god a new champion what a dramatic turn of events there. Nic O Time wins the title. And Krillin Kage is actually Raistlin this is insane.
Lou: You're not kidding what a wild night here in the HAW. I can't wait until tuesday.
Umberto: That's all folks what a crazy night here. We'll see you all on tuesday.
