Saturday Night Slam 7-20-02
Fireworks explode and the crowd is in a frenzy awaiting tonights event. "thriller plays as out walks Prez Hollywood he is accompanied by the HAW World Champion Hector Dragoncox.
Prez Hollywood: Well folks I know you are all ready for the matches to begin so I'll make this very long and drawn out. I have a few things to talk about. First Let's discuss me owning 51% of the HAW. This gives me the ability to overide anything the rest of the board decides they want to try and pull on myself and Hector.
I need a hero plays out walks Randy Tony, Enrique Vasques and Prez KLove.
Klove: Well Hollywood, you think you've pulled one over on the board and myself, well think again. You don't think I know how you obtained your share of the HAW. You bought out Bad ass and Qdiggity. I figured that out without a problem, but you know what Hollywood. I had an emergency meeting with Doc and Clinton and they agreed that in the best interest of the HAW that they would sell me their shares of the HAW which if my calculations are correct that gives me 50% of the HAW and also gives you 50% of the HAW, which makes us equal partners.
Hollywood: What in the hell do you think you are doing are you trying to tear apart the HAW? What makes you think you can in any way run any fascit of the HAW? You don't have the nerve, brains or the balls to get the job done.
Klove: Well Hollywood I guess we'll just find out if I have what it takes. Let me start out by making a little change to the card. I think that Sweetness and Genesis have earned a shot at Mr. Pink's Bad Ass Championship, so I think we'll just make that match for the HAW Bad Ass Championship.
Hollywood: Well Klove that's fine you've flexed your proverbial muscle why don't you just take your ass out of here and go out to Wendy's or something. Get ya nice big Double with cheese and let me run things around here.
Klove: Not just yet there El Prez. I have one more announcement, this one is for the fans. The HAW is widening its horizon. We have a signed contract with ESPN for 1 month that will provide us with 4 shows a week that we will dedicate to a nightly review of the events in the HAW. It will resemble a little bit a sportscenter feel, but it will be all about the HAW. We have the option for more than 4 shows a week but are not obligated to it. The first show will be on Monday and it will be airing at 9pm central time.
Hollywood: blah blah take your feel good story of the year and get out of here so someone with something really to say to have some time and quite simply that is Hector Dragoncox. I know you all know the movies Hector's starred in but I must say I've been just as impressed with the movies he has directed. Like the movie Swallow Hal. Hootie Mcboob was excellent in that movie. And who could forget that porno/comedy Road Head. Man that was a classic. And my favorite movie to date. The Whole Nine Inches. Oh my goodness a movie for the whole family. Now Klove take yourself and that dirty mexican and trailor trash out with you. Hector the floor is yours.
Hector: Well let me start our by talking by the 2 losers that just left the arena here. Enrique you are nothing you haven't accomplished anything in over 2 years so I don't know why you all of a sudden think you are the greatest thing since indoor plumbing. I figure I'm not seeing your ugly greasy face but for now I am focusing on Drew Miavia, the rookie who thinks he can. He thinks he can but of course everyone knows he can't. He is simply not up to the level of myself. No rookie is but we decided that we will prove this point on Drew. Drew tonight you are in for a beating of your life. Let's just call it an educational experience. So until later tonight Drew. Let's jet Prez.
Prez Hollywood and Hector leaves the ring
Umberto: Well fans we just heard some huge news. First of all we have Mr. Pink defending his Title vs Sweetness and Genesis, and then the big new The HAW with its new television show i'm getting word its gonna be called Wrestlecenter. It should be a really great addition to the growing empire of the HAW. Well lets get this show going let's go to the ring where Crow is already in the ring.
The first match of the night is scheduled for one fall standing in the ring. The Crow. And his opponent. Raistlin. (Raistlin comes walking down to the ring and enters the ring.)
Raistlin gets in the ring and lays down. Crow looks confused over the actions of Raistlin. He gets down to one knee. All of a sudden prez hollywood comes out.
Hollywood: Raistlin I told you if you lay down on this match I would fire you. So get your ass up and fight.
Raistlin stands up and flips off Prez Hollywood and lays back down. Crow pins Raistlin. 1....2....3... Crow gets the count. Prez Hollywood looks really pissed off now.
Prez Hollywood: Ok Raistlin that's it your FIRED. Boys escort him out of the building.
Security comes down to the ring and escorts Raistlin out of the building. Raistlin is showing no resistance to the securtity and exits the building.
Prez Hollywood: Let that be a lesson to everyone in the HAW. No one is bigger than the fed, you don't follow the rules you're gone its as simple as that.
Umberto: Well what a way to start Slam. I have to say I agree with Prez Hollywood in this case, we can't have people throwing matches here in the HAW its just not in good spirit.
Lou: I agree Umberto. That is totally unprofessional on the part of Raistlin and he deserves to see the door. Well enough about the departed here in the HAW. let's go the ring.
The next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 203 pounds and standing 6'0. Mephastopheles. (Sweet Tooth plays and out walks Meph. He walks to the ring and is getting a little chorus of boos from the crowd but not much of a pop either way. And his opponent weighing in at 210 pounds and standing 6'1. Beast of BoBsville. (tear away plays and out comes Bob, he walks out to the ring getting a nice pop from the crowd. He takes a moment to give a quick wave to the fans and then takes off in a sprint to the ring.
Bob starts off by spearing a surprised Meph. Bob picks him up by the hair and nails a nice spin kick to the face of meph that sends him down to the ground hard. Meph rolls to the outside of the ring to gain composure of himself. BoB is standing in the ring with his hand raised in the middle of the ring. Meph is just out there shaking his head and slides back in the ring. He gets in the ring and stomps on the foot of Bob then nails him with a powerful forearm to the face of Bob. Meph throws Bob into the ropes and nails a big clothesline. Meph is taking his time on Bob. He lifts him up and nails an inverted atomic drop. Meph climbs the top rope and nails a beautiful 450 splash. He goes for the cover 1.....2.....kickout by Bob. Meph picks up Bob and throws him into the turnbuckle. Meph follows in with a big elbow. Bob falls flat on his face. Meph grabs Bob and puts him in a boston crab. Bob is in a lot of pain because of this move. However Meph applied the hold to close to the ropes and Bob can easily reach the ropes. The ref breaks the hold and Meph gets to his feet. Bob staggers to his feet. Meph knocks him down with a big clothesline. Meph goes to the top rope and goes for a 5 star splash, but Bob moves out of the way and Meph lands down hard. Bob picks up Meph and nails a nice back suplex. Bob grabs Meph by the hair and nails a tornado ddt. Bob goes for the cover 1.......2....kickout. Bob nails meph with a neck breaker. Bob jumps up to the top rope and he appears to be going for the the BoB Splash. He jumps off the top rope and nails the BoB splash Bob is holding his midsection following the massive move, he manages to go over and cover Meph. 1......2.......3.
The winner of the match Beast of BoBsville.
Umberto: Nice win there by Bob, Meph put up a great fight but just didn't have his A game tonight.
Lou: Yeah Bob has really been on a roll since coming back from his injury. Meph has had some bad luck so far in the HAW but I think in time his luck will turn around. Just needs to keep his head up.
Umberto: I agree its hard for the new guys to come here and expect everything to fall in place right away, it takes some time to work the kinks out and find their way. He'll be fine. Next match of the night is between Trojan and Vertigo and if Trojan wins the match he and Drew get a shot at the HAW Tag Team Titles. It should be a really interesting match.
The next match is scheduled for one fall introducing first. weighing in at 375 pounds and standing 6'8. Vertigo. (Feurer Frie plays and out walks a very loose Vertigo. He steps over the top rope and enters the ring. ) And his opponent weighing in at 290 pounds and standing 6'6. Trojan. (Jump Around plays and out walks. Trojan the same chants from the crowd can be heard "I'm an irish morman" and "Go sing some blues" . Trojan still unsure why he is hearing those chants ignores them and walks to the ring. He gets in the ring and is promptly attacked by Vertigo.
Vertigo nails Trojan with a series of knees to the gut of Trojan. He lifts up Trojan and suplex's him down to the mat. Vertigo is attempting to slow the match down and puts a reverse headlock on Trojan. Trojan appears to have a lot of his steam taken away by this hold. Trojan works his way to his feet and backs Vertigo into the ropes and sends him into the other side and nails Vertigo with a shoulder block. Vertigo hits the mat hard but pops right back up. Trojan nails Vertigo with a slap across the face. Vertigo takes it and nails Trojan with a slap of his own. and follows that up with a series of right hands to the face of Trojan that backs him into the turnbuckle. Vertigo sends him across and follows in with a huge clothesline. Vertigo lifts up Trojan and nails an atomic drop. He picks up Trojan and nails a big fallaway release slam. Vertigo goes for the cover. 1......2.....kickout. Vertigo looks a little pissed off now. He picks up Trojan and lays him across the ropes legs first. This doesn't feel too good on the nuts of Trojan. Trojan tumbles to the outside of the ring. Vertigo goes out after him and throws him into the steel steps. Vertigo goes to pick up the dizzy Trojan but Trojan nails an elbow on Vertigo and slams his face into the ring post. Trojan throws Vertigo into the steel barracade seperating the fans from the ring. Trojan picks up Vertigo and places him on the Russian Announce table. Trojan goes over to the top rope and jumps off and nails a huge splash that breaks down the announce table and injures both men. Trojan is the first to his feet. He tosses Vertigo back into the ring and goes for the cover. 1......2......kickout just barely by Vertigo. Trojan shakes his head in disbelief he picks up vertigo and nails a huge powerbomb. He goes for the cover again 1....2...kickout by Vertigo. Trojan can't believe that didn't finish him off. Trojan picks up Vertigo and goes for a suplex but vertigo blocks it, he puts Trojan in a front face lock and it looks like he is going for the dizzy ddt. He picks him up and bounces him off the ropes and ddt's him down hard. Trojan is out cold and Vertigo is still stunned from the beating he's taken. He gets some of his senses back and crawls over and covers. 1........2.......3.
The Winner of the match. Vertigo.
Umberto: That was an incredible match both men fought incredibly. Trojan had him right where he wanted him but a great move by Vertigo to counter gave him the victory and keeps Trojan and Drew from getting the Tag Title Match.
Klove comes down to the ring and asks for a mic. He is given it and begins to speak.
KLove: Well you know something Trojan I think that you and Drew deserves that Title shot so even though you didn't win this match I am granting you the title shot on Tuesday.
Prez Hollywood comes out from the back and stands at the top of the ramp with mic in hand.
Hollywood: wa wai wait a second there "prez I wanna screw everything up" you can't come out here and just change stipulations on matches.
Klove: Well I think that they deserve the title shot.
Hollywood: What you think doesn't matter to me one bit no title shot for them.
Klove: Alright let's compromise then. If they don't get the title shot then tonight Drew gets a shot at the title.
(Crowd cheers in approval)
Hollywood: So you're saying that either Hector defends his title tonight or Drew and Trojan get a tag title shot on tuesday?
Klove: Yep that's what i'm saying you need me to draw you a picture?
Hollywood: No that's ok, alright fine Drew gets his title shot tonight against Hector. Now would you please keep your ugly mug in the back where you belong.
Klove: Fine Hollywood you got a deal.
Umberto: Well fans it looks like we have a World Title match tonight. I can't believe my ears. This night just got even better as hard as that is to believe.
Lou: How right you are Umberto. Let's not waste anymore time. Let's go to the Bad Ass championship match that is also no DQ. This one should be great.
The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW Bad Ass Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 308 pounds and standing 6'8. Genesis. (Eltric plays and out walks Genesis he wastes no time and briskly walks to the ring and gets in.) And his opponent weighing in at 212 pounds and standing 6'0. Sweetness. (Sweetness plays and out walks Sweetness. He also doesn't waste a lot of time and gets to the ring.) And their opponent the HAW Bad Ass Champion weighing in at 249 pounds and standing 6'3. Mr. Pink. (Run like hell plays and out walks Mr. Pink. He enters the ring and the match begins in a flury.)
Pink starts out by tossing Genesis out of the ring immediately. Sweetness jumps Pink and nails him with multiple right hands that knock him back into the corner. Sweetness really looks on his game tonight. He picks up Pink and nails a nice sidewalk slam. Genesis gets to his feet when all of a sudden Meph comes from the back and spears Genesis. He jumps on top of him and nails him with multiple right hands. Meanwhile in the ring pink low blows Sweetness. Pink grabs ahold of Sweetness and runs his face across the ropes. Pink picks up Sweetness and sets him on the top rope and nails a massive suplex. Pink goes for the cover 1........2.....kickout by Sweetness. Pink throws Sweetness into the ropes Sweetness ducks a clothesline and comes off the other side and nails a clothesline of his own. Sweetness is like a house of fire picks up pink and nails a nice back suplex. Sweetness grabs Pink by the hair and nails a powerful DDT. Sweetness throws Pink into the ropes and nails a huge back body drop. Sweetness picks up Pink and nails an inverted atomic drop. Sweetness hops up to the top rope and he appears to be going for the sweet bomb. He jumps off and nails the incredibly move. Outside the ring Genesis throws Meph over the baracade and into the crowd he sees Sweetness go for the cover 1.....2......3... Genesis couldn't make it to break up the count.
The winner of the match and New HAW Bad Ass Champion. Sweetness.
Umberto: Incredible win there for Sweetness by far his biggest win in the HAW. Meph still appears to have a grudge with Genesis. Pink just ran into a buzz saw tonight in Sweetness. I think Sweetness could have beaten anyone tonight.
Lou: I agree he looked really good tonight and he earned that title belt tonight. I don't think its over between Pink and Sweetness though.
Umberto: Me neither lets go to the ring for our next match.
The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HAW World Championship. Introducing first weighing in at 203 pounds and standing 6'3. Drew Miavia. (Aerials play and out walks the rookie Drew Miavia what a big moment in this kids career a HAW World Title match this early in his career.) And his opponent weighing in at 285 pounds and standing 6'8. He is the HAW World Champion and he is accompanied by Hootie Mcboob, and Busty Sinclare and Prez Hollywood. Hector Dragoncox. (Sexual Healing plays and out walks the group. Hector is leading them to the ring. He gets in the ring and drew locks eyes with Hootie who gives a little wink. Hollywood catches it but Hector doesn't see the wink.)
Hector starts out the match being aggressive and taking the fight to Drew. He picks him up and body slams him down. Hector continues to be the aggressor and throws Drew into the turnbuckle. Hector raises his big boot to the throat of Drew. The ref breaks the hold of Hectors and gets an earful from Prez Hollywood for doing so. Hector continues to pound on Drew he is nailing right hands like its his job. Drew staggers to the mat and is kicked out of the ring by Hector. Hector gets a lecture from the ref but this gives Prez Hollywood a chance to take some kicks at Drew. Mcboob comes over and asks hollywood to stop but Hollywood ignores her and continues to nail Drew, then he picks him up and tosses him in the ring. Hector goes for the cover. 1......2.... kickout by Drew. Hollywood is on the outside scolding Hootie for distracting him. Hector picks up Drew and nails a powerful chokeslam. Hector puts Drew in the abdominal stretch. Drew is stretched out in pain. Hector positions himself and grabs Hollywood's hand and applies even more pressure on Drew. Hootie again is pleading with Hollywood to stop. Hollywood shoves her away, The ref sees what is going on and kicks Hector's arm and that causes him to release the hold. Drew rolls to the outside and nails Hollywood with a big right hand. He helps Hootie up and plants a big kiss on her. Hector is outraged by this and grabs Drew by the hair and pulls him into the ring. Hector picks up Drew and nails a powerbomb. He picks up Drew again and throws him into the ropes and nails a big boot. He runs off the ropes and lands the big leg across the throat of Drew. He goes for the cover 1......2....Hector pulls up the head of Drew apparently he is going to teach the rookie a lesson. He picks up Drew and places him on the top rope and nails a stalling suplex from the top. Hector picks up Drew again and nails a stunner. Hector goes for the cover. 1......2...Hector pulls him up again this is probably a big mistake by Hector. Hector picks up drew and sends him into the ropes and nails a clothesline. Drew is in real bad shape. Hector slowly walks over and reaches to pick him up by the hair but Drew grabs Hector and rolls him up 1.....2...kickout by drew. Drew has gotten his second wind. He jumps on the top rope and nails Hector with a drop kick. Drew picks up Hector and nails him with a tornado ddt. Hollywood jumps up to the apron and drew nails him with a right hand. Hollywood hits the ground hard. He is waving to the back. All of a sudden Vertigo comes running down to the ring. Vertigo enters the ring with a chair and nails Drew with the chair. The ref calls for the bell. Hector and Vertigo procede to stomp on the face of Drew. Then "I need a Hero'' Hits and the fans go crazy cause running down to the ring is Enrique Vasques. Hector and Vertigo have Drew standing now and Enrique enters the ring. Hector and Vertigo are just standing there all of a sudden Enrique turns over to Drew and nails him with the dirty sanchez. What is going on did Enrique join up with Hector and apparently Vertigo? Randy Tony and Trojan come running to the ring and Hector and Vertgo and Enrique scamper out of the ring. Hollywood grabs them and they all go to the back. Hector still with the championship title.
Umberto: Wow what in the world just happened there, first Vertigo comes down to save Hector and gets Hector dqed but he at least holds on to the title. Then Enrique comes down and nails Drew with the dirty sanchez. Thankfully for Drew, Randy and Trojan came down to the ring to keep the men from hurting him too badly.
Lou: Yeah that was an incredible turn of events I can't wait until Tuesday to see what happens. Till Then good night.
