Saturday Night Slam 6-29-02
Fireworks explode as the crowd cheers loudly in anticipation of Saturday Night Slam. We are just 24 hours away from Summer Clash live on PPV from Conseco Field house in Indianapolis Indiana.
Umberto: Hello fans and welcome to Saturday Night Slam, we have an incredible card in store for you tonight and we will also be going back stage for interview with Harry Carry, I am accompanied here by my broadcasting partner. Lou Ballick.
Lou: Thanks Umberto, you’re are right we do have a great card tonight we have El Diablo taking on Zaz Tiger. Also coming tonight we the debut of Mr. Pink taking on Juan Valdez. And also tonight we have a tag match between Hitman Burns and Venom taking on Carlos Sanka and Star Bucks. So let’s get going.
Hello fans and welcome to Saturday Night Slam our first match is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in a combined 475 pounds. The New Breed. (My Generation plays as the team of Hitman Burns and Venom come down to the ring. And their opponents weighing in at a combined 455 pounds. Carlos Sanka and Star Bucks. (She bangs plays as Carlos and Star Bucks come down to the ring. The crowd still doesn’t have gauge on how they want to treat the coffee house of pain so they sit tight and you hear a few cheers but that’s about it.)
Carlos and Hitman start out in the ring together. Hitman starts out with a couple big right hands to the face of Carlos that sends him into the corner. Hitman goes after him and Irish whips him into the opposite corner. Hitman takes a running start and goes for a spear but Carlos lifts himself to the top rope and Hitman hits the ring post hard. Carlos pulls himself down Hitman’s back and goes for the cover….1….2… kick out by Hitman. Carlos almost pulled off an improbable upset. Hitman gets to his feet and tags in Venom. Venom comes in a charges Carlos but Carlos ducks and hits Venom with a cheap shot to the nuts of Venom. Venom falls over in a heap. Carlos goes over and tags in Star Bucks. Star bucks comes over and picks up the fallen Venom and slams him down hard. Star Bucks climbs the top rope and hits a quick leg drop across the neck of Venom. Star Bucks goes for the cover. 1….2….kick out Venom. Star Bucks picks up Venom and drags him into his corner. Star Bucks hits a couple huge chops to the chest of Venom. The ref comes over to break them up Star Bucks argues with the ref, and this gives Carlos the opportunity to hit venom with a couple big right hands. Venom falls into the corner. Carlos takes his neck and chokes him with the ropes. Burns is yelling at the ref but the ref appears to be the biggest idiot in the world not knowing what’s going on in the corner. Carlos finally let’s Venom go and Star Bucks is back in on Venom. Star Bucks throws Venom into the ropes, Venom comes off and ducks a clothesline attempt from Star Bucks, and comes off the other side and nails Star Bucks with a clothesline of his own. Star Bucks tags in Carlos and Carlos runs into a clothesline from Venom. Venom tags in Burns. Burns picks up Carlos and hits a powerful brain buster suplex. Carlos rolls to the outside of the ring. Venom attacks Carlos outside the ring Star Bucks comes over to get Carlos’ back and hits Venom with a flying forearm that sends Venom down to the ground. Carlos gets back in the ring a little dizzy still from the attack of Venom. Burns is waiting for the dizzy Carlos and hits him with a T-bone suplex. He is signaling for his finisher the Down Under Stretch. He applies his version of the STF onto Carlos, Carlos can’t stand the pressure applied and taps out.
The winners of the match Hitman Burns and Venom.
Meanwhile Star Bucks and Venom are still fighting outside the ring they have taken their battle up the ramp way. Trading punches back and forth. Burns sees this and goes over to aid his partner. They are now double teaming Star Bucks, finally Maxwell House and Juan Valdez have come down to the ramp to give assistance to Star Bucks. Maxwell and Juan have started to double team Burns. Star Bucks and Venom are both really nailing each other. They are dangerously close to the edge of the ramp Star Bucks takes a little run at Venom and spears him off the ramp but Star Bucks flies off over with him. They both are laying on the cold cement out cold.
Umberto: Oh my god, I can’t believe that. They need medical attention. They aren’t moving this is terrible.
Lou: Yeah I am very worried about Venom he really cracked his head when he hit the ground.
Umberto: Finally some medics are down here. They have loaded the 2 men into ambulances and we will give you a report when we have one.
Lou: Well let’s try to move on to the next match. We have Mr. Pink making his HAW debut facing off against Juan Valdez.
The next match of the night is scheduled for one fall introducing first weighing in at 249 pounds Mr. Pink. (Run Like Hell plays as Mr. Pink comes down to the ring) And his opponent weighing in at 165 pounds. Juan Valdez. (She bangs plays as Juan Valdez comes down to the ring. There is little reaction from the crowd because of the previous match they appear to still be in shock.
Pink attacks Juan from behind. Juan is reeling from the attack of Pink. Juan still looks a little beat up from earlier when he came out to help Star Bucks. Pink picks up Juan like he was a 10 year old and throws him over the top rope and down to the outside. Juan is really looking beat up now. Pink goes outside and grabs Juan and throws him into the steel steps. Pink picks up the battered Juan and throws him into the ring. Juan stumbles to his feet and runs at pick but falls over to the side as he tries to run. Pink just stands there and laughs at Juan. He picks him up and hits a reverse ddt on Juan. Pink goes over to the corner and taunts some of the fans at ringside. Juan gets to his feet and Pink goes over to him and puts on the pink slip. Juan already dazed is out cold. The ref picks up his arm 1…it drops to the ground. 2….it drops again. 3… it drops to the mat and the ref calls for the bell.
The Winner of the match Mr. Pink..
All of a sudden Beast of BoBsville comes running down to the ring, he nails Mr. Pink who has his back turned with Sledgie. Mr. Pink goes down in a heap. Knocked out cold from the sledge hammer. Bob calls for a mic.
Bob: Pink I’ve seen you come out here and talk all this crap, well I’ve had enough of it, you and me in a match on Tuesday Night Thrashing. If you have the guts let’s settle it in the ring.
Umberto: Wow what a crazy evening what else can happen tonight.
Lou: I hear ya Umberto, this has been one crazy night. Bob comes out of no where and nails Mr. Pink with sledgie.
Umberto: I’m sure when Mr. Pink wakes up he will not be a happy person.
Lou: I’m sure he won’t. Let’s go to our final match of the night.
Our final match of the night is scheduled for one fall, introducing first weighing in at 257 pounds Zaz Tiger. (Red Devil plays as Zaz Tiger comes down to the ring. The crowd is booing heavily at Zaz probably just because of his recent absences.) And his opponent. Weighing in at 348 pounds El Diablo. (ghetto vet plays as the huge El Diablo comes down to the ring. The sheer size of El Diablo appears to be making Zaz extremely nervous. El Diablo continues with his slow walk to the ring. The longer he takes the more nervous Zaz appears to get.)
Diablo gets in the ring Zaz is hopping around trying to stay loose for this match. Diablo walks over to him and towers over Zaz and puts his chest in Zaz’s face. Diablo takes Zaz by the neck and lifts him by the neck. Diablo walks around the ring with Zaz and finally throws him over the top rope. Diablo isn’t done with Zaz yet he goes to the outside and picks up Zaz and throws him onto the guard railing. Zaz is hanging over the railing by his mid section. Diablo picks up Zaz and puts him on his shoulder and throws him like a sack of potatoes into the ring. Diablo picks up Zaz and pile drives him to the mat. Zaz really looks out of it. Diablo goes for the cover 1….2…. Diablo picks up Zaz the ref gives Diablo a warning. Diablo shrugs it off and throws Zaz into the ropes and hits a big boot to the face of Zaz. Diablo takes the rather odd looking jeff hardy see through shirt off zaz’s back and starts chocking Zaz with his own shirt. The ref is calling for the break but Diablo seems not to care. He continues to choke Zaz and finally lets him breathe. Diablo goes over to his corner and seems to be looking for something he puts the 5th of Jose Cuervo into the shirt and wraps it up in it. The ref doesn’t really know what’s going on with Diablo, Diablo takes the shirt and smashes it over the head of Zaz. He is out cold. There is glass and backwash of Jose Cuervo in the ring. Diablo puts his foot on zaz the ref counts 1….2…..3…
The winner of the match is El Diablo.
El Diablo picks up zaz and appears to be pissed that Zaz cost him a drink and ½ of his Jose Cuervo. He dumps zaz onto the outside. Out of no where Nic O Time comes out of the crowd and nails El Diablo with a Zaz Tiger Barbie doll. Diablo looks stunned but he just turns around and chokeslams Nic down hard to the mat. Out from the back runs Krillin Kage. Kage comes in and spears Diablo. Kage goes over to nic and gives him another chokeslam. Diablo is back up to his feet. Kage is waiting for Nic to get to his feet. Finally Nic gets to his feet Kage goes over to pick him up but Diablo grabs him and turns him into his giant hand, Nic O Time trys to hit Diablo but Diablo catches him and grabs his neck also. Diablo hits a giant double chokeslam. Diablo is calling for the Hell Ride. He picks up Nic and sets him onto the top rope and nails the Hell Ride. Diablo goes over and picks up Kage and nails him with a Hell Ride. Diablo goes under the ring and he pulls out a box. He opens the box and pulls out 2 barbie dolls. One is of Nic O Time. He places the Nic O Time doll and lays it on Nic’s chest. He pulls out a Krillin Kage doll and places it on Kage and he exits the ring.
Umberto: Wow Diablo looked pretty much unstoppable there. Summer Clash should be an epic battle.
Lou: I agree I can’t wait.
Umberto: Me neither. Well folks that’s all the time we. Thanks for tuning in and we’ll see you all tomorrow night for Summer Clash.
