PSYCHOPATHIC/TITAN ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS  NOTE: Unfortunately, alot of the roster chose not to RP for this event, so its mostly OverAll Summaries. I don't know if its because summertime is approaching or what. If thats the case, I can reopen the fed when summertime is over, but if everyone wants the fed to continue through the summer, I can do that too. I just want everyone to E-mail me and tell me what they think. Heres TNT.
The HBO Original Programming intro is shown with a rating of "M", Then the Thursday Night Terror Intro is show, showing the best moves of the past year, with the "Hooray for the Bad Guy" song by Marz playing in the background, The screen finally shows all the superstars in NWA...then an explosion, then the crowd is shown in a sold out arena in Los Angeles, fireworks explode over and over. Then the camera switches to ringside, there sits at the commentating table, 3D and Gweedo. The crowd Chants, ICP, ICP, ICP, ICP..
3D: Welcome wrestling fans to another edition of TNT, I'm Diamond, Donavon, Douglass, Better known as Threee Deeeee...
GWEED0:AND I'm Handsome Harley Guestella, better known as Gweedo......We got a full card tonight as titles in NWA are put on the line, we got The Tag Team Titles on the line, we got the X-treme Title on the line... and then finally, we got Stone Cold Steve Austin VS Triple H in a Champion VS Champion match 3D..
3D: Triple H's integrity and balls are put to the test as he fights the bald drunken red neck himself, Steve Austin....
GWEEDO: I got some shit to say though, I hear Tazz is fucking pissed off as a human being can be pissed, I hear, hes rampaging through the back, suplexing ninjas left and right, suplexing audience members, suplexing the coffee guy, suplexing females, and he suplexed a old lady in a wheel chair, then he suplexed a little kid who had no leg, Tazz is beyond mad and I feel sorry for Y2J Tonight 3D... but enough of that shit, lets get down to the ring and wrestuuuuuuuulllllllllllle...
nWo VS The Brothers of Descruction
OVERALL SUMMARY: Undertaker and Kane dominate the entire match, The nWo never had a chance. Undertaker and Kane double chokeslam nWo at the same time and pin them. Then, Undertaker gives Hall a last Ride and Kane gives Nash a chokeslam. They make an impact and give the Tag Champions something to think about.
Brock Lesner VS Big Poppa Pump
OVERALL SUMMARY: Brock Lesner fights Poppa Pump and Steiner is out powered. In a matter of two minutes, Lesner hoists Steiner on his shoulders and slams him down for his finisher, the referee counts to ten and stops the match, Brock Lesner is awarded the X-treme Title.
Justin Credible VS Rob Van Dam
3D: We got some news... some bad news for Justin Credible fans... unfortunately, Justin Credible injured himself while training for the upcoming match. Its a bitch too...
GWEEDO: Yeah because now our main event for the PPV is totally fucked over, so I was talking to ICP in the back [ahem] and they told me 3D, they told me that whoever wins the Tazz and Chris Jericho match, automatically takes Credibles place in the main event and faces Triple H for the Undisputed Title at Inner Conflict bitch boy..
The Hardyz VS Drive By Tag Team Titles
OVERALL SUMMARY: The Hardyz and Drive By go at it since the opening bell, The match goes back and forth until finally Anybody Killa pushes Jeff Hardy off the top turnbuckle and on to the floor, Jeff Hardy holds his leg in pain and is hurt, he has to be escorted out of the arena, Matt Hardy is left alone and is no match for Drive By, Drive By hits "Foo Dang" on Matt and pins him to become the Tag Team Champions, The crowd and ICP are on there feet clapping for Drive By, but suddenly, Undertaker and Kane are seen at the entrance clapping themselves, they then turn around slowly and walk away. Drive by look at each other then walk out the arena with the titles.
Y2J Chris Jericho VS Tazz Number One Contenders Match for Undisputed Title
Y2J's music hits the PA, Out of nowhere, a huge explosion occurs, and when the smoke clears, there stands Chris Jericho with his arms up like in his video, he turns around quickly and looks around, he then looks behind his shoulder and points at the entrance, out comes Tara Reid smiling with her hands on her hips walking Sexy. Jericho waits as she leads the way and he walks behind her, she stops at the ring apron nodding in approval as Y2J walks up the stairs slowly, he wraps his arm around the top rope and looks into the crowd with an egotistical grin, but suddenly an orange explosion is heard and seen at the entrance, and Tazz shoots out the entrance like a bullet towards the ring...
3D: I never seen Spazz Run so fucking fast!!
GWEEDO: SHIT, I told your ass he was pissed, Jazz is not playin with Chris Flarabo
Tazz slides in the ring and Y2J walks right into a hellified clothesline, Tazz reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of Gerber baby food! The crowd cheers as Y2J looks up, Tazz talks trash loudly and points to the food, then suddenly smashes it on Y2J's head! The Glass Shatters and Y2J hits the mat, with gerber food on his head mixed with his own blood. Tazz walks around the ring like a caged tiger, he then picks Y2J up from a laying position and executes a perfect German Tazzplex! Jericho rolls around the ring screaming help me, as Tara pounds the matt trying to get Jericho back into it, Tazz tries to Pick Y2J back up but Y2J comes with a low blow, then a DDT, Y2J climbs the top rope and launches off trying to land a missile drop kick, but Tazz just pushes Y2J's feet out of the way as jericho hits the mat hard, as Jericho gets up, Tazz wraps his arms around Y2J's head, does a test lift, then suplexes Y2J over the top rope and onto the floor, Tara screams as Jericho hits the mat ugly..
3D: Holy Fuck, Jericho just imitated a airplane flying over the top rope...
GWEEDO: Jericho shouldn't have talked the shit he did, now he is regretting it..
Tara is holding Y2J wipeing the blood off of Jerichos face and asking him if hes ok, Tazz suddenly grabs Tara by the hair! She screams and gets on her feet, Y2J see's this and gets pissed and elbows Tazz in the eye, he takes Tazz's head and smashes it on the ring post, Tazz kneels down and holds his head and he is busted opened now..
GWEEDO: This is going to be a blood bath 3D!
Jericho is mad and continues to slap the top of Tazz's Head calling him a piece of crap, Suddenly, Tazz raises up and clotheslines Jericho over the barracade, the crowd spreads out as Tazz follows Jericho, but Y2J elbows Tazz in the head and jumps off of the barracade and lands a missile dropkick, Tazz falls backward and hits his back on the apron. Jericho throws Tazz in the ring and follows him, Jericho tries to kick Tazz but Tazz grabs Y2J's leg and wraps it up so that Jerichos leg is over Tazz's shoulder, Tazz then executes a capture Tazzplex! The crowd is with Tazz as Tazz looks around the arena wondering why, Tazz then grabs Y2J and tries to lock on the Tazzmizzion, but Y2J wiggles away and grabs the ropes. Suddenly Vince McMahon walks down the aisle as the crowd gets on thier feet. In the ring, Y2J bounces off of the rope and executes the face plant, he looks around and runs over tazz and bounces off the second rope, trying to land the lionsault, but Tazz rolls out the way and Jericho quickly lands on his feet, but suddenly Tazz grabs Jericho from behind and locks on the Tazzmizzion!! Jericho tries to get out but cant! Tazz brings him down and wraps his legs around Y2J, its locked!!! But Vince gets on the apron! The ref gets distracted by Vince and tells him to get down, meanwhile, Jericho starts tapping out!! The crowd cheers but the ref is distracted! Then Tara gets in the ring with some mace, she sprays Tazz in the face, Tazz releases the hold has he holds his eyes, Tara leaves the ring and Vince gets down, as the ref turns around, a weakened Jericho grabs Tazz's legs and locks in the Walls of Jericho, Tazz just takes the pain.. he isn't tapping, Vince Suddenly gets more mad and signals the man at ringside, suddenly the bell rings, the crowd is boo'ong loudly as Jericho raises his arms in victory, Tazz is still blinded and laying on the floor, Vince gets in the ring with a smile and raises Jericho arm, then shakes Jericho's hand. Suddenly the crowd cheers as 3D and Gweedo slide in the ring, Vince turns around as Violent J clotheslines Vince over the top rope, Shaggy 2 Dope drop kicks Y2J as Jericho flies through the ropes, Chicken Huntin hits the PA as ICP go to Tazz and see if hes alright, Tazz gets on his feet and nods to ICP, and leaves the ring. ICP look around and point at Tazz as the crowd cheers, the screen fades...
A commercial is shown saying that Justin Credible will soon speak on his injury and his future with NWA.
T.N.T CONTINUES..
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