The Monday Night Showdown Christmas special comes back from a commercial and NWA cameras cut backstage where Jonathan Coachman is standing by Triple H's locker room. Coachman knocks on the door. Stephanie opens the door.

Stephanie: Oh it's you. Triple H is busy preparing for his match and has no time to waste with you. Now get out of here before I call security.

Triple H yells from the inside.

Triple H: It's okay, let the moron in.

Stephanie reluctantly lets Coachman into the locker room. Coachman stands nervously against the wall.

Coachman: Triple H, the show started by showing Chris Benoit attack Santa Claus, how do you feel about this??

Triple H: How do I feel about this?!?! It just shows you that Chris Benoit is so pathetic that he has to attack a helpless, obese, old man to get his jollies. Ya see, this is typical Benoit behavior. He likes to attack people from behind in order to make himself feel big. Oh and another thing, Benoit, it looks as if you won't be getting that missing front tooth for Christmas.

3D and GWEEDO are heard in the background chuckling.


Coachman: Are there any thoughts of the Cripplers running through your mind?

Triple H: Yeah, I am thinking about how myself, HBK, and "The One" Billy Gunn are gonna destroy those sons of bitches one by one. Cripplers, the only piece of advice I have to offer you for tonight, is to watch your backs.

Coachman: And how about your match with Scott Steiner, what modes of preparation are you using?

Triple H: Well like I said, Steiner's strength will mean nothing when we step into the ring. I am gonna beat him like I beat every opponent that I step into the ring with. I am gonna make a promise, after tonight, Steiner will never voluntarily step into the ring again. Now as for you Coachman, get the hell out of here.

Coachman [leaving the room]: Thanks for your time Triple H and good luck in your match tonight.

Coachman leaves and the cameras cut back to the ring.

KURT ANGLE VS THE UNDERTAKER



Angle's music hits and out he comes smiling to the crowd, he turns around and throws his arms up as a whole bunch of fireworks blasts..>

3D: Triple H with some words for the cripplers, oh shit, here comes one of the members now, the cookie and milk eatin little gay bitch, Kurt Angle, smiling his gay ass away


GWEEDO who the fuck signed this bitch anyway, I heard he was givin out cookies to all the Juggalos in the crowd, Juggalos don't play that shit, give them a 2-liter of fuckin faygo and a Juggalette instead, this gay bitch makes me sick, Undertaker better watch his ass, literally!!


Undertakers theme music comes on over angles music, he comes out to an emmense amount of cheers, he walks down the aisle slowly


GWEEDO now heres a muthafucker that is more The Dark Carnivals style, all about killin bitches and puttin them in body bags
3D I agree but we need to be unbiast, Burt Slangle has a good chance at this match to win (chuckle)


Angle runs up to undertake and punches him repeadetly, after five punches, undertaker just looks at angle with no pain on his face, angle gets scared and runs back, he runs again, this time charging into undertaker, but undertakers hand catches angle by the throat, he lifts him, CHOKESLAM!!


3D oh shit, Blundertaker with a huge Chickenbone chokeslam!!


angle tries to crawl away but Undertaker catches his foot, undertaker tries to pick up angle, but angle delivers a low blow!

GWEEDO that muthafucker, he did a low blow!! Cert Bangle is a expert at low blows, I hear he propisitions men in the back all the time for those!


Angle picks up undertaker and executes a perfect t-bone suplex, angle celebrates by jumping up and down. Undertaker is trying to get up but angle delivers a clothesline and knocks him back down. Angle starts to taunt undertaker for him to get back up, when undertaker does get up, angle throws a punch, but undertaker catches his punch with his palm and starts to squeeze!! Angle starts to yell in pain, undertaker shows unbelievable strength and lifts angle by the fist and throws him down.
3D AND GWEEDO BOTH OOHHH SHIT (FUCK)!!!!!!


Undertaker has angle and does his " Deadman walking on the ropes " move, after that Undertaker throws his fist in the air signaling for the last ride, while Undertaker is getting angle ready, the crowd starts to stand, but are lookin at the entrance, Y2J Chris Jericho is seen sliding in the ring and showing the crowd a glass bottle of milk behind undertaker, just when undertaker is about to lift angle, Y2J with all of his might smashes the bottle right on Takers head!! Glass and milk fly everywhere!! The Ref pushes Y2J out the ring and Y2J leaves with a smile.


3D GODDAMN!! Y2J just cracked that milk bottle over Underbakers big dome!!
GWEEEDO Damn, Dangle is starting to move over to UnderFaker!!


While angle gets up and looks at undertakers dead body stunned, he starts to move toward him, but all of a sudden Undertaker rises!!! Angle looks like hes about to cry, undertaker gets up slowly, but hes to messed up to fight correctly, undertaker throws a slow clothesline, Angle ducks and waits until undetaker turns around, when he does, angle locks him in and..... OLYMPIC SLAM!! 1,2...3!!! The Ref rings the bells, undertaker is out, after angle does his regular celebrating, angle looks over at undertaker, the he starts to stomp him!!

3D Man c'mon you fucker, you won already, hes all tough when Takers down huh??

GWEEDO Man fuck that, he just wants to dominate taker like he dominates his other gay friends, OH SHIT, 3D , LOOK WHOS COMIN DOWN!! Its BRET HART!!


Bret punches Angle from behind as the crowd cheers, angle tries to fight back but bret hits him with a punch to the jaw, angle hits the floor, when he does bret hart locks on the Sharpshooter! A whole bunch of refs surround them, angle is screaming and tapping out but bret doesn't let go!! After a few minutes, Hart lets go, when he does, his music hits and the refs surround angle protecting him. Bret looks in the crowd and recieves cheers, Undertaker is wobbly and see's who helped him, they look at each other with respect and shake hands, right after they both leave they're seperate ways.


CHRIS BENOIT VS STEVE AUSTIN



Glass shatters and the crowd cheers, out comes Stone Cold Steve Austin, walking and looking like he doesn't care. He gets in the ring and paces around the ring


3D: I wouldn't want to be this beer and cigarette smellin muthafucker, he has to go against the most dangerous and feared man in the NWA, I'm talkin bout the fuckin Crippler

GWEEDO: Yeah it's the Crappler and the Crapplers, Too bad Stone Cold has to face this guy.

Just then Benoit's music hits, Benoit comes down the aisle with one of the coldest, determined faces ever to be seened. Chris Benoit gets in the ring and stares at Stone cold

GWEEDO I got a feeling that Chris Benoit is going to kill austin tonight just to show how tough he is...

3D: Benoit says hes going to make austin tap in 4 minutes!

GWEEDO I gotta see this shit....

Stone Cold walks up to Benoit and starts to talk trash, Benoit just looks at him and chops him hard, again and again. He throws Stone Cold to the ropes and does his Crippler Clothesline with authority!!

GWEEDO Jesus Christ!!!! Stone Colds head is in the 100th row!!!

Benoit locks Stone cold in and.... does Six german suplexes in a row!! Austin lays down semi-awake, Benoit gets on the top rope and....

He connects the flying headbutt!!! Benoit starts to blow snot on Austin, Benoit looks dead in the camera and yells TRIPLE H!!!! Stone Cold gets up wobbly and turns benoit around and starts to punch him repeatedly, he throws benoit to the ropes and when benoit runs to him, austin kicks him and attempts the stunner!!!! BUT WAIT.... Benoit grabs austins arm!!! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, BENOIT SCREAMS AND PULLS BACK... AUSTIN TAPS, AUSTIN TAPS!!

3d: oh shit, he did it, he did it, he made him tap like a little bitch under 4 minutes!!!

GWEEDO Austin better not show his fuckin face here anymore, what a bitch!! Get that punk ass out the ring!!

Benoit just looks at Austin like a piece of garbage and laughs.


3-WAY LADDER MATCH, TWO TEAMS PUNK OUT LIKE BITCHES


The camera goes back to Gweedo and 3D.

3D Well, we got some bad news for our wrestling fans, it seems the DUDLEYZ and HARDYZ are four big time pussies that cannot even show up to the event to even compete in the 3-way ladder match, what a bunch of fuckin pussies, DAMN


GWEEDO Yeah, Sources say that after the Insane Clown Posse put them in the match, the pussies ran home to they're fuckin fat mommas. Sources also say that The Insane Clown Posse fired they're asses for being straight up bitches, but we wouldn't know for sure, since we aren't ICP...

3D yeah, only met them once to sign the contract... handsome devils.... ANYWAY lets talk about what happens to the tag titles, K-Kwik and Road Dogg are the only Ninja's with the balls enough to show up and ready to fight, so they are the unofficial champions, what does that mean? Well it means they should be the champions but they can't be, they gotta beat someone, so on Thursday Terror it will be the Unofficial Champions vs a yet to be named opponents for the tag titles!! But on to something else, we now got a suprise for everyone, we have a special mosh pit set up to the left of the entrance, and everyone has been wondering who is going to be on stage in front of it, I hear Juggalos are stacked that mosh pit, they know whose coming but noone else does!! It's none other than TWIZTID!!! Performing "WE DON'T DIE" !!!!!!


The Juggalos in the mosh pit start jumping up and down and start going to go crazy after the music of "We Don't Die" starts to play...(Download Twiztid's "We don't die" off of napster and if you like it buy the CD!!) Jamie Madrox and The Monoxide Child come out and start to rap to the music, the guitars are going off as the Juggalos are moshing it up!!


The crowd in the seats watch this crazy concert wondering who these guys are and why the people in the mosh pit with clown paint and twiztid paint are going so insane, Twiztid is rockin the show as Monoxide takes his jersey off and tosses it in the crowd and starts doing his final verse..



The final chorus plays and Twiztid waits for the music to stop, after it does Madrox talks in the mic.


MADROX: Juggalos!!! Mad Props to ya'll for comin and representin what the Dark Carnival is all fuckin about, we came out here to pump you up for the muthafuckin main event, Merry fuckin Christmas and enjoy the main event, Twiztid is out!!!




TRIPLE H VS SCOTT STEINER



3D: Now thats a fuckin show, of course, Twiztid's album "Freekshow" and ICP's "Bizzar" and "Bizaar" albums are available everywhere, but now it's time to get to the main event!!


GWEEDO: Yes,yes, that was one fuckin show, but now we need to determine whos the man here in the NWA, lets get to the fuckin ring!!!

Sirens are heard, the crowd stands and out comes out Poppa Pump with Midajah, Poppa Pump talks trash to the crowd and gets in the ring.


3D: There is the steriod enjectin muthafucker, Big Momma Lump, the bastard is heard to be "too good" to show his face ever before his match.

GWEEDO: shit 3D, forget steroids, it looks like this muthafucker injects himself with some kind of comic book type gamma radiation super enduced liquid or some shit...


Just then "Start Game" is shown on the titan tron, a New DX-mixed theme music is playing, it starts out with deep bass hitting over and over, then a huge green "X" firework blasts and the music starts to play, the titan tron is flashing images.....




Triple H comes out with Stephanie, shes wearing a black mini-skirt and a black shirt she looks at Triple H with a wicked smile, Triple H looks up and drinks his water, he looks at Steiner and spits the water towards the ring, he starts to walk towards the ring. He gets on the apron and looks in the crowd, he spits water on them and raises his arms. He gets in the ring.


3D: Stephanie looks fuckin sexy as ever, Triple H looks like hes going to whip some steriod ass!!

GWEEDO: Yeah Triple H said he's going to somehow end the career of Poppa Klump, this going to be one hell of a match!!


Scott Steiner walks up to Triple H, They both stare into each other, the bell rings but they don't move, they stand there as the crowd is cheering, Stephanie and Midajah are on the outside cheering they're men. Steiner throws the first punch but HHH evades and comes with a punch of his own, it connects. HHH throws Steiner to the ropes and connects with a high knee, after that HHH locks on the blatant choke. After the ref pulls him off he picks up Steiner, steiner connects with a elbow to the stomach, steiner locks in and..... T-bone suplex!

3D: DAMN, what a bear lock plex!! Steiner showing his strength!! HHH landed dead on his neck!!


HHH is stunned, steiner starts to do push ups, he walks up to Steph and flexes his muscles for her, HHH gets pissed and hits him from behind, Steiner pushes him off and throws hhh to the ropes, steiner bows down for a back body drop, but HHH stops himself and connects with the knee buster!!

GWEEDO: oh shit!! What a knee to the face, Steiner's face just met HHH's knee bone!!


HHH gets on top of steiner and holds his head as he punches him repeadetly, Midajah is seen getting in the ring with her boots off, she gets on the top rope and waits for HHH to turn around, when HHH notices her, she launches herself and connects with a body press!! The crowd cheers as Stephanie gets in the ring, she walks up behind Midajah and grabs her hair, midajah shows a face of pain, steph turns her around, steph points in midajahs face talking trash, then all of a sudden stephanie slaps midajah right in the face, hard.

3D and GWEEDO BOTH: OHH MAN (SHIT), HAHAHAAA

3D: Midajah just blocked Steph's slap with her mouth!!


3D: Midajah just got the taste slapped right out of her fuckin mouth, and knowing her rep, the taste was probably some guys...

3D: Gweedy!! look at steiner!!!

Stephanie pulls midajah out the ring, HHH watches them scuffle on the outside, but, BAMMM!! Steiner hits HHH in the back with a lead pipe!!! HHH seems knocked out, Steiner starts taunting the crowd, after awhile he gets over Triple H and locks in The Steiner Recliner!!


GWEEDO: OH SHIT, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, STEINER RECLINER!!!


The Ref is asking HHH if he wants to submit, HHH yells NOOOOO!!! HHH's hand reaches for the ropes, its almost there, he continues to yell nooo while he reaches for the ropes, Steiner pulls back, HHH eyes looks like hes going...but... he reaches the ropes!!! The ref tells steiner to get off!! Steiner gets mad and elbows the ref right in the face, the ref is out.


3D: oh man, the referees dentures just got knocked out of his fuckin mouth, someone tell somebody we need a damn ref!!

HHH is trying to move but he can't, Steiner is reaching for the lead pipe again, he waits until HHH gets up, when he does, steiner lunges with the lead pipe but HHH unbelievably evades the pipe!! When steiner turns around HHH kicks him, the lead pipe goes straight in the air, while steiner is holding his stomach, HHH catches the lead pipe!!! Steiner looks up slow, HHH looks at him with a wicked and evil grin... HHH pulls back and CRACK!!!!!!!!! HHH hits steiner straight in the face with the lead pipe!!!! The crowd is in shock as they heard skull and metal crack into each other, Steiner is completely unconscious.



3D and GWEEDO both: OHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3D: thats it....hes dead... call the morgue, that muthafucker is meeting his maker as we speak....

GWEEDO: This is a scary ass situation 3D, a mans life could be ended on christmas day, that fucker is dead, you see that blood on the mat?? Somebody should end this now....man fuck that, this is NWA, no holds barred muthfacku, this shit doesn't end until someone is pinned or submitted!!


HHH throws away the lead pipe, and grabs steiner, with the same wicked grin he yells BENOIT!!!! as he picks up the semi-dead body of steiners for the pedigree, when he does BOOOOOOOOM!!!! KANES firework blasts!! Out comes out Kane!!


3D: ITS KANE!!! THE NAME SPOKEN OF ON THE NWA WEBSITE IS KANE!!! Another Freek show has made it home!!


HHH watches kane walk down with concern, Kane gets in the ring, HHH tries to punch kane but kane blocks and grabs HHH by the throat, HHH is gasping for air, Kane raises him and BAMMMM, CHOKESLAM!!!!! Here comes DX!! HBK slides in the ring followed by billy gunn, they both try to attack kane, they both punch at him the same time, kane takes the hits, but both of his hands go up and grab both of they're throats!! He lifts both up and KABOOM!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM, its complete carnage!!


GWEEDO: Shit!! Kane just fuckin chokeslammed them pretty bitches to hell!!!!! (losing his voice) What a fuckin show!!!

Kane looks to the entrance, the Cripplers come out clapping slow and smiling, they get in the ring doing the same. Chris Benoit walks up to Kane and taps him on the shoulder as if hes saying good job, Kane tilts his head to the side and then he turns his head and looks at benoit's hand and looks back at benoit. benoit expression changes to fear, Kane grabs him by the throat!!! But the cripplers attack kane from behind, all three attack him and kane ends up in the corner, HHH is sitting in another corner trying to get his strength back, HHH then looks at another corner and starts to point with his jaw dropped, the opposite corner to where kane is being punched by the cripplers starts to smoke!! The ring mat rips, out comes a tatooed hand with a kendo stick!! The figure comes out and its....VAMPIRO!!


3D: ITS VAMPIRO!! ITS COMPLETE CHAOS, ORCHASTRATED BY THE CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE, VAMPIRO!!


HHH looks on as vampiro runs to the corner and hits benoit in the back with a kendo stick!! Benoit falls out the ring, Vampiro hits Jericho next, jericho falls out too, Vampiro then points to angle, kane nods and grabs angle by the throat!!!



BAMMM!! CHOKESLAM ON ANGLE!! Angle rolls out the ring, just then Vampiro with the kendo stick points to HHH, HHH looks at both and and shakes his head, just then the crowd goes insane as the Rock, is behind the dark carnival tag team, rock waits....

GWEEDO:What the fuck is this shit??? This eyebrow raising bitch wasn't part of the plan, he's ruining everything!! no damn it!!!


Vampiro turns around, rock locks him up for the rock bottom.... Vampiro shakes his head fast as rock executes the Rock Bottom in the middle of the ring!!!! Rock is about to do the peoples elbow on vampiro!! He throws elbow pad off and runs to the ropes, but kane grabs Rock by the throat!! Just then HHH hits kane in the back with the metal Pipe!!! Kane staggers as the rock starts to punch him over and over, knocking him closer and closer to the ropes, rock spits on his hand and..... BAMM!! Rock knocks kane over the top rope, kane lands on his feet, Vampiro gets up but the rock grabs him by the head and throws him to kane, kane and vampiro hold they're wounds as they leave...


3D: That fuckin Rock...damn it...shit our plan is ruined!!! That punk is going to pay for this!!


HHH and Rock stand in the ring watching the Carnival of Carnage leave, just then HHH looks over to Rock and kicks him!!! Rock bows down and HHH executes the pedigree!!! Rock is out of it!!

3D and GWEEDO both: YEAH BITCH!!!


A new ref runs in the ring, Steiner is still out?! The ref checks steiner and waves to the back for medical attention, HHH walks over to them and pushes the ref to the side, the ref is pleading with HHH to leave him alone, but HHH just picks up steiner and then BOOM, pedigree.... He pins steiner... HHH yells at the ref to count, the ref counts...1.....2...3!!!!! HHH wins!!

3D: Thats it, HHH wins it all!! He's the flag carrier of this fuckin company!!!


HHHs music plays as he leaves a hurt steiner on the mat, Stephanie gets in the ring with a smile clapping and hugs her husband, HHH leans on the ropes and looks at the entrance, at the entrance, stands Benoit. The two stare down each other, they stand completely still as they stare...........



GWEEDO: what a fuckin ending to this show!!! The two top wrestlers staring dead at each other!!

3D: Whats going to happen on Thursday Terror?? Join us and find out!!! I'm Diamond Donavon Douglass better known as 3D!!


GWEEDO: And I'm Handsome Harley Guastella, better known as Gweedo!!Join us thursday muthafackus!!



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