Lillian-Ladies and Gentalmen please welcome in the ring, weighing in at 282 pounds, from Toroto Canada TEST!"

::Scene::Test gets off of where he's standing and walks over toword Lillian. He grabs her mic away from her. Lillian then stares at Test and gets out of the ring before shegets hurt. Test goes to the center of the ring and looks at the crowd who are still booing. Test raises the mic close to his lips and is about to speak but the boos get louder. Test stands there then the boos slowly die down. Test looks around the arena before he starts talking. After a few second.::

Test-"What the hell is your peoples problem? You people should all be honnered that I a great CANADIAN wrestler is here. That way you don't have to watch these Americans make asses of themselfs. Mind you yeah there are some good Americans but not very many. Incase you American people forgot who I was and who I am, I'm Test. The reason that I reminded you is because I know that you American "fans" have a short memory and can hardy rember your own last names let alone your firsts. No I didn't come here for you people to watch me I came here to kick peoples asses and thats what I'm going to do. Now you better take a big long look at me because I am going to be the next EPW champion. I know that all you girls are going to be upset because you wont get a good few of my chest anymore until I take the belt off, whenever I get my chance at it. The only time that I'll ever take it off is when I'm in the ring and am kicked peoples asses. Now I could very well do it wearing a belt but I wouldn't want to get it smuged. But as of this moment I don't have a championship match, instead I'm going agenct someone that doesn't even deserve to step in the ring. I'm facing not one of you Americans but I'm facing a Canadian. But this Canadian is as bad as an American he knows very little about wrestling, hell he knows very little about anything. See I'm compleatly confident that I'm going to kick Edges ass. And why shouldn't I be. I mean look at me, I'm twice the man that Edge will ever be. No wait I'm five times the man that Edge will ever be and I'm 10 times the star that he will ever be. Look at him he couldn't even get in with Lita, If I really wanted to I could have Lita anytime I want and everyone knows it. I mean look at this body who could ever pass all of this up? ::Test opens his arms:: No woman in there right mind would even think of passing up this, NO ONE! It's not like they all could pass the Test but they sure do like to try ::smiles a little:: But sure there are a certian few ladies that are able to pass the test but I'm not going to make a list of who can and who can't because that would be a long list ::crowd boos:: Oh yeah sorry I forgot we are here in Atlantic City New Jersey where all we have is Homosexuals and queers. Don't worry guys I wont still your men because I don't swing that way, and don't worrie ladies I'm sure that none of your girlfriends would be able to pass this Test, let alone like a match Test. But hey I'm not worryed about being here because you people are to stupid to know a good thing when they see it. But thats alright because there are other places that know a great thing when it walks threw the door and they don't have to be told that he's great. I know why you people are booing me and it just clicked into my head and I reailized it now. It's because your American. Your mad because I actually come from a good country. But don't worry we know that you can't help the fact that you people suck, I know that you can't help being American but listen, your stupid and suck because you actually stayed here, that doesn't go for the kids though, they're stupid because there American and think they know everything. You know what? You American people make me sick. I mean there are other American places that make me sick to my stomic but this place is just way to much. I was walking into the arena and there was no one even at the back of the arena and I could smell you people from inside here. Mybe thats just..oh nevermind your pathetic minds couldn't comprehend that"

::Scene::The crowd starts booing and Test. Test stops talking and looks out of the corrner of hie eyes at the side of the crowd that seems to be making the most noise. Test shakes his ead then continues talking::

TesT-"Yeah whatever. You people don't even know what your doing do you? Your booing me that means you don't like me, your suposed to be chanting "Test Test Test" But thats right I forgot that you pregiduse Americans don't cheer fo Canadians, Edge doesn't count if you people are even smart enough to realize who he is. He's my opponent at this up comming Saturday. He has what two wins for him now. Well he's going to have another mark on his win/loss record because I mean look at him how could he not. The look at me tell me..does he really stand a chance? I don't think so. There will be another mark on his little record and this mark is going to be a loss. See for him there is no way that he can beat me, if he thinks that he can then I'll tell him he's wrong and I will be right. See the way that I see it Edge is trying to mess with me and he's going to get seviorly hurt. But hey thats my job isn't it? It's my job to hurt people make people bleed and I'll tell you when it's punk-rock-star wanabes like Edge, I love my job. The reason that I have this job, the wrestling job, isn't so I can make friends it's so that I can kick peoples asses win titles and do anything that I want. The reason that I'm the person to do this job, is because quite frankly I do it GOOD. See there is a thing that seperates me from the rest of the people in the back and that is one word. That one word is TALENT! Thats what everyone in the back with the exception of me is missing. I can't wait to get in the ring agect Edge I get to prove..nothing I mean it doesn't take much at all to beat Edge. Now Edge is Canadian, so what? you think I care? I'll beat your ass if your Canadian, Afganstan, European and if your American then you had better bet your ass that I'll beat you. I wont think twice about it. Edge your smart though, well not really but you were smart enough not to piss me off and that might save you alot of pain, but it might not. No my record isn't going to be zero to one it's going to be one ta zero your is the one thats going to take a loss on it. It's not possable for you to beat me so I don't know why you would even want to try? I don't know why you don't just give up before I'm forced to beat you and hurt you bad. I must say that the little energy that I have to use to beat you could be used for better stuff like, actually beating someone thats worth my time. But hey if my dabute match is a..eh..a reek-a-zoink or whatever the hell it is you say, then thats excatly what I'm going to have to beat. The only thing that I think reeks around hereis you Edge. Well besides these people. Mybe thats what it is that I smelt when I came in here, a mixture of Edge and these damn American merk-a-Zoinkz. The only thing that I don't like about my job, besides the fact that I have to touch people who have no clean parts on there body, is that you people actually enjoy it. You people get entertained when you watch wrestling, you don't care who it is that wins, all you know is that your going to tune in next time to "hopefully" see me lose. And thats where the ratings are going to come from, people wanting to see me get beat but it's not going to happen. I'm going straight to the top here and when I get there I'm going to be undefeated. Thats the way that I'm going to stay to, why? because there isn't anyone here that can beat me. If there was then I'm sure they would try but if they could then they shouldn't be here, they should be in some comic book as a fictional character. I'm not going to waste any more of my breath on you stupid America, but I want to leave you on this one simple note AMERICA SUCKS! Once agean this doesn't aply to every American but most of them"

::Scene::Test's music blasts threw the P.A. system. Test drops his mic and rolls out of the ring and lands on his feet as he falls from the curtin. Test gives the crowd a dishusted look then walks up the ramp and into the back. The screen fades to commercial::