Stand Still So I Can Pick You Up!


“Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.”

“No, Randy.”

Sighing, Randy hung his head and ignored the elbow he got in his side from John.

“Want to play the game?”

Anje giggled at that one and shook her head. “I don’t think so, Trips.”

Punk stepped up, looking her over. “Wanna do a 68?”

She blinked. “What the hell?”

“You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.” He smirked.

She slapped her face.

“Could I ask you for directions?”

“Where too, Cena?

“The way to your heart.”

They all groaned at how corny that was.

Mark stood off to the side of the circle that had formed around Anje, wondering what the hell was going on with all the pick up lines, horrible ones at that. He arched an eyebrow as Shawn stepped up; knowing this was going to be good.

Anje waited patiently, folding her arms over her chest as she stared at HBK.

He flashed her a charming grin.

She wasn’t buying it.

“Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” He asked sweetly.

She was quiet for a second. “No.”

He winked at her.

Anje buried her face in her hands, shaking her head.

Even Mark was snickering at that one.

Anje didn’t even want to know why Maria was in on this, sighing when the other woman stepped forward. “You’re kidding me, right?”

Maria giggled, holding out two fingers and crooked them. “Why should you masturbate on these two fingers?”

All the guys began whistling and catcalling.

Anje was three shades of red as she shook her head again. “No idea.”

“Because they’re mine, sweetie.”

“Nice, very nice.” John high fived her.

“Okay, what the hell are you folks doin’?” Mark asked, unable to keep silent anymore.

They all turned to look at him, then back at Anje who was trying not to laugh.

“It’s stupid, ‘Taker.” She snorted after a moment. “Really stupid.”

“I already gathered that darlin’, what’s with the come ons?”

“Whoever has the best line,” Randy explained. “Gets to take her out for dinner.”

“And possibly a quickie.” John added, grunting when Shawn smacked him upside the back of his head.

“Oh, really?”

They all nodded.

“I TOLD you it was stupid.” Anje said when he gave her a look.

“Anyways, my turn,” Cody jumped up and down in place, grinning from ear to ear. “Mine is awesome.”

“Oh lord, someone better record this.” Ted said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

Ignoring his friend, Cody inhaled deeply. “Be unique and different, say yes to me.”

They all started laughing at him.

“Go back to the locker room and practice some more.” Hunter snickered, wiping tears out of his eyes. “That was the most desperate one yet.”

Mark cleared his throat, shrugging when they all gave him curious looks. “Mind if I have a go?”

“Uh, yeah, sure.” John looked at Randy and just shrugged; both men trying not to grin.

Anje arched an eyebrow; wondering just what his was going to be. No doubt something involving ‘dead’ or ‘stiff’.

Everyone else just wanted to know what he was going to say. Mark was the most reserved Superstar on either roster so this ought to be entertaining.

“Wanna fuck or do I owe you an apology?”

They all blinked.

Anje considered that one.

“Aw man, you suck!” John shouted when she looped her arm through Mark’s.

“You’ll never know, will you?” She called back.

Mark looked over his shoulder and smirked.

Hunter shook his head. “What the hell? I think she’s biased.”


He paled, slowly turning to find his wife standing there.

She smiled sweetly, crooking her finger. “Come on, time for you to stop practicing your pick up lines and get to work on the ass kissing.”

He groaned as he followed her to a loud chorus of laughter from the rest of the group.