The
Beginning of the End
The Walkers hair blew wildly in the hot gale coming off the walls
as they rumbled. She dare not release her hold on the mans hand
or look away. So many strange things had happened already, she didnt
want to imagine what would be next. The dark seemed to be raidiating from
where they stood. Not consuming them and taking them with it, more like
wrapping them up and keeping them safe.
The rumbling behind the walls increased and the Walker thought back to
her days in Sunday school. That seemed like lifetimes ago. Hell the shit
throwing monkeys seemed like it never even happened. In Sunday school
she was taught about the apocalypse and the coming of the end.
The first indicator of that end was the breaking of the seventh seal and
the angels returning for their final fight with the anti Christ. She could
only think the sound, the heat, the light she felt could only be indicators
of something of that magnitude. Another thought pops through the whirlwind.
Ok if this is the end of it all, is this still a dream? I mean I dont
think monkeys would sit around farting and laughing but you never know.
Hell I could have a massive tumor and Im laying in a coma in a hospital
somewhere, and all this end of the world stuff is just a blood vessel
about to bust.
The Walker shakes her head clearing her wild thoughts again. End of the
World or busting blood vessel, either way some shit was gonna go down
and it wasnt gonna be all unicorns and rainbows. The Walker looked
around. The gravel was bouncing like chattering teeth and all the little
annoying bugs and birds made their way to higher ground. The mood in the
room definitely changed.
All of the sudden a sound like a thousand horns blasted through the air
and the ground went from a soft rumble to an all out, ear splitting, shattering
sound. The Walker looked at her partner and he was just standing there
looking straight ahead like he had the whole time. She almost wanted to
wave a hand in front of his face or put a mirror under his nose, anything
to make sure he was still alive.
The Walker took in all that was happening around her and took deep breaths
to calm herself. Dark clouds around them had gotten darker and the shafts
of light were brighter and that is where the trumpet sounds were coming
from.
She wanted to shout to him that the middle of nowhere in front of a crumbling
wall was probably not the best place to stand and then they would run
to wherever those little jester things went to. Who is she kidding he
wouldnt move, she wouldnt run and the arch angels would blow
them up where they stood, because you know end of the world and all.
All of the sudden the strange mans hand tightened on hers and he
glanced at her and in an almost whisper said It has begun, they
are coming.
The Walkers head spun to look at him eyes wide. A minute ago this
guy was dodging human feces, because hey what was an end of the world
story with out a little poo, and now he is like creepy talking. That was
a great Stephen King impression but I need a little more information.
There are a lot of theys. We have the three stooges, the three muskateers
hell the wright brothers. All of those guys were theys. I had a feeling
I wasnt going to meet Schemp though.
The walker couldnt even get her thoughts together when four horses
with riders appeared through the shafts of light.
One Two Three and Four. Four men on horses. The World ending. Not
good, Hi apocalypse my name is Ash
.
Hi there Johnny! I dont think you and I have been properly introduced.
I met your little running buddy Tommy when I first got here but you, I
would remember you. Ghetto Webster would be hard to forget. Do you still
have a bed time and a moral at the end of each episode or are you past
that. From what you threw out earlier good ol Webster has moved on to
more adult topics. I would have figured Webster would be like a Congressman
or something but here he is hat side ways grill in full effect slangin
rock.
Big guy Im a wholesome Chicago girl remember. I wouldnt ever
be the name of some cheap ass cut with Drano through your mamas
granny panties stuff. I would be pure china white homie. Get outta here
with your chemistry set stuff.
Now that the unpleasantries are out of the way Im going to lay this
out short sweet and slow because if your anything like Tommy this might
take awhile for you to process. You dont deserve to be in the same
area code as me, much less the same ring. When I was a fetus. Just a few
cells squishing together, I still could have whipped your ass. I thought
you had oozed out of here a few months back but nope here you are! Stank
weed and OE smell in full effect. Let me give you some friendly advice.
All the young guys now a days are using this stuff called AXE on the days
they dont feel like cleaning up.
If I were you I would heavily invest in the product. Bonus points, the
commercials say it really attracts the ladies. Maybe not ones as classy
as myself or gutter trash like Jenny Myst, but anything would be better
than that thing you had grinding on you. I mean how many teeth did she
really have?? Me and Lycana had a bet going, did she live down river from
a nuclear power plant or under power lines?? Get back to me on that when
you can.
In closing Left Hand and Queen of Ashes (thats me) GOOD. You and
Tommy Wish and your gutter hoes BAD
.VERY BAD!! Oh and please get
back to me on that whole nuke plant or power lines thing
I got a
fiver riding on it and rent is due. Im sure you know how that is
AMIRITE?
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