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| ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:So what the hell am I supposed to do all f*cking week, huh? I'm stuck in this god foresaken arena with a bunch of garbage pickers. Look at me! I am dazzling, and I have to be crammed into this arena with a bunch of second class divas? It's like being a diamond surrounded by trash really. But really, how come the DIAMOND of the XwwA wasn't even like mentioned by that ceased winner, Starr? The chick hasn't won a match in three god damn weeks, and the only thing she has got to say to me is consider me an "Ego Wannabe". Give me a break! The intergallatic space hussie is a hall of famer gone down the crapper it appears, and she wants to give me a hard time? While she's losing every damn week now, I am winning my matches. I defeated Tygress three weeks ago. I defeated Gail Kim and Lollipop in a handcuff from hell match two weeks ago. Last week I DRAWED, not lost, but DRAWED to Lana Starr, and Lana Starr actually thinks she has some ups on me? Give me a freakin' break! ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:How can she even disrespect me like that and not pay credit where credit is due. I pay credit when it's due even when I hate the b*tch, and I am receiving little to no credit, and I am damn sick of it! Ya know what, who kid!? This is total crap, damnit. I HAVE to beat Terri and Lizzy at Ruthless Aggression if ANYONE is going to pay me an ounce of respect. It isn't optional, it is MANDATORY that I make that 37 year old hag Terri into mince meat! ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Uhm, here I am standing with XwwA's cruiserweight champion, Candi. First off Candi, I appreciate you giving us your time here tonight. For the first question... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Excuse me? You just said I have you my time, correct? Of course I'm correct, I'm never wrong, damnit. First off hoochie, when the hell did I EVER offer you any of my time? I am too busy doing nothing to give two flying f*cking flamingos about what the hell you have to ask. Every week it is the same thing about my match. Why!? Don't you guys get sick of hearing me say I am going to kick some ass every week? Don't you care if I played mini-golf over the weekend? Go ahead, ask me! ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Uh...so Candi, did you play mini-golf over the weekend? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:What? What the hell kind of question is that dipsh*t? I think my career in the XwwA STAYS in the XwwA, and my personal life stays at home, thankyou. It's obvious you have no respect for others or even your job. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:But you asked if we get sick of hearing how you kick butt everyweek, so I thought I'd...ask...you that...question. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Thats wonderful, it really is, but next time, inform someone who cares. Right now, right at this very minute, this very second, right now is MY time to express my excellent thoughts to the world. This is my spot to reveal to the world what goes on in my mind, and I am going to do so. So instead of trying to regain the title of "Ass Pickers of the Year" award, why don't you make yourself handy and ask me anything...ANYTHING...about Fury. Don't studder either who kid because I'll bash your face in. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Who kid? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Yeah! I picked it up off the street, but does that have a DAMN thing to do with this upcoming Fury!? My sources say NO so why don't you cut the sh*t, quit making cheap talk, and get to the f*cking point of this because I got to take care of other business. I can't just stand here looking pretty for you all day, can I? ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:I guess not. Anyways, on Fury... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Woah Woah Woah....WOAH! Back up there, rewind. Did you just say I COULDN'T stand in front of you all day looking nice and pretty? Do you have something against me because I find that comment HIGHLY disrespectful. Do I have bad breath or do I have poor hygene? What is it that makes you even dare say that I can't stand next to you all day. Tell me before I snap your neck! ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:I meant no offense, I was just trying to ask questions about Fury... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Oh no no no. You got it ALL backwards Ghandi, you need to unify this damn interview and make sure it goes as it should. I don't feel like being insulted anymore by you. You have NO excuses, you are trying to ruin my self esteem, but no matter what you say, I am glad I look the way I do as opposed to you. Look at you, Goldy. Have you ever looked in the mirror? Why anyone could mistaken you for a pigeon from yards away. But we're both adults here, right? ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:yes... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Of course I am right! I am never wrong. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Of course you're right, you're... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Hey! I didn't tell you to start flapping your gums as if you were at the podium. You shut your mouth, and you just do what I say if you want to earn a paycheck without any of the money being deducted for a hospital bill... ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Alright, I am dead serious now, witch. You have literally WASTED two minutes of my precious times with your incoherant babblings about how your goldfish had babies, and how your grandmother had passed, but can we get to something of remote interest such as...oh I don't know...my match for Fury!? ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Uh, yes we can. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Then get to it! ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:You are teaming with one of the four finalists at Queen of the Ring 3, Trish Stratus. Trish lost to Major Gunns at the end of the match, and she later pulled up short to winning the Undisputed Title from Terri. Seeing as how Trish has been doing really well, how do you think the two of you will work as a unit? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:The first question is always about if two individuals can cooperate with one another, isn't it? I guess two people have to work as one to pick up a victory around this place, right? Well let me make the facts about me and Trish Stratus clear. There is nothing I can say that is remotely negative about the woman because right now, she is the woman every diva wants to be. In the WWE, she was a two time Babe of the Year, multi-time womens champion, and she has the looks and assests I suppose. She is envied more than anyone, but let me tell you. I am not apart of that "anyone" group because I stand alone. I am myself, and I don't need a big ass or huge breasts to make it big. Maybe thats how Trish did it, maybe it's not. I don't know how the hell Trish made it to the big times, but she did, and she's made an impact. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:But can Big Time Trish Stratus team with small time Candi? Ha! I don't see any conflict in this one because in this match, it's clear I am positioned as the underdog. Lana and Terri are hall of famers, Trish is BIG TIME, and I have a cruiserweight title that I've held for quite some time. But my accomplishments mean nothing next to these women, but I get to team with the Goddess of the wrestling ring I guess. Ha Ha Ha! Why the hell would I attack a woman who could kick my ass, right? Why would I even want anything negative to do with a woman who could crush my dreams in the blink of an eye? HA HA HA! I wouldn't. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:No, I am pretty much forced to co-exist with Trish Stratus at the moment because of our roles in the XwwA. I don't fear Trish, and nor will I ever fear Trish. I just will have an issue with the woman if she thinks she is going to make this tag team match one sided and leave me out of it since I am the underdog. As the underdog, I lead a team to victory over Gunns, Billard, Jones, and some other rat I don't recall at the moment. So if Trish is going to look past my own individual accomplishments, and if her head is going to be so far up her ass that she won't acknowledge what I've done, then yeah, there will be problems if she doesn't give me my fair share of the match. However, if Trish treats me as an equal, I am sure everything will just go peachy. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:I hope so because this is shaping out to be a great tag team match. Now earlier Lana Starr was basically upset about losing three consecutive weeks in a row. It seemed her focus was more on Trish Stratus, and the only mentioning of your name was Lana dubbing you a "Ego Wannabe". Do you agree with Lana? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Do I agree with Lana? HA! How the hell can someone like me even remotely be an ego maniac? An ego wannabe? I simply can't because I am not even at the middle of the food chain. If we're going by the rank of titles, I am the BOTTOM of the food chain. What am I supposed to do? Prance around right in Terri and Lana's face and do a little cheerleader chant. "Rah Rah for Cruiserweight Champ!". What the hell is that going to do for me? Yeah, boasting about holding the lowest title to a woman who holds BOTH top titles in the XwwA? Not a swift plan, and it isn't my place to boast either. It's two hall of famers against a top diva, and a bread crumb. Big deal? Wheat goes a long way in the diet. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Alright, so now that we know your feelings about Trish Stratus, do you think she is capable of working with you? Do you think she can make this happen? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Oh yeah, Goldy. If Trish has HALF a brain in that noggin of hers, then she knows damn well that me and her are going to cooperate, we are going to be a tag team for this night, and we are going to give it our all and hope for the best. I don't go out to that ring everyweek and lose like Lana Starr. I don't want to be heading down to the ring with the ambition of losing. I had a DRAW last week, and I don't like draws. In fact, I feel as if it is a lose because I wasn't able to finish what I started. Therefore, Fury needs to be my rebound. Fury is what I need to boost my self esteem again, and Fury is when I need to get back on the right track. People take derails, get side-tracked, and people end up making mistakes. Somewhere against Lizzy, I got sidetracked, but not this time. I may be speaking ahead of time, but the fact of the matter stands that I need a BIG win this week going into Ruthless Aggression. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Thats where dearest Trish comes in. I have to team with Trish not out of choice, not out of "friendship", and we weren't even actually picked it seems. It's like this tag team was drawn from a hat, but I don't got a problem. Now does it say that me and Trish need to be pals, have tea partys, pillow fights, or guacamoli parties to cooperate? I think not. I don't know Trish, and I don't need to know about Trish. That is the LEAST of my concerns right now. What I do now is that Trish HAS to help me. But in helping me, she is also helping herself. So you see, it's kind of a win-win situation here. We help one another win, and we help one anothers motivation heading into Ruthless Aggression. I can cooperate with Trish, I can acknowledge Trish, and I can even praise the woman. But if all hell breaks loose between the two of us, there is definately going to be an issue. I have the BIGGEST match of my XwwA career ahead of me. If Trish was in the shoes of a cruiserweight champion, I'm sure she'd understand just how badly this victory will help me out. I'm going out and giving it my all. I'm just praying that Trish doesn't disappoint, gives it her all, and even for my sake, I hope Stratusfaction is guaranteed. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:...You are facing both hall of famers, Lana Starr, and Terri McMichael. Would you consider this bigger than your team cage match a few weeks back, or would you say this isn't anything like the cage match. Is there any amount of pressure on your shoulders? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Ha...Ha Ha Ha. Let me ask you a question, hairball. What exactly is "pressure" to you? I want to know the definition of pressure from the ditz point of view before I explain to you the definition of pressure from a divas point of view. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Hmph...Well pressure is...I guess feeling you have it all on the line? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Figures. You don't take the time to think about that type of word since you do nothing but ask 20 questions for a living. Pressure is not having it all on the line, but it's having your LIFE on the line. Pressure is self determination. Pressure is the need to prove to someone that you are better than they think. What do I got on the line, Goldy? A career? I don't think I'm going to be crippled leaving the match. My title isn't on the line. I'm the puny cruiserweight, and I'm facing two hall of famers? My reputation won't shatter because am I even seen as someone who can compete at the moment? No - I'm not so your definition of pressure is way out in left field in my opinion because it has nothing to do with my emotion and feeling. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:What I have on the line is a career opportunity again. This is my chance to show SOMEONE that I can handle a match with hall of famers. I lost to the hall of famer, Tylene Buck, by seven seconds after an hour of fighting. I reedemed myself by leading a handicap team of divas, 3 against 4, out of a cage for a victory. I have proven myself, but I haven't proven that I can hold something of more value. Therefore, I need to beat two hall of famers in one sitting. Ya know, kill two birds with one stone. This is pressure, but why? It's pressure because it's self determination to show not only the world up but even myself. You know all about butterflies in the stomach, right? You know about them? ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Yea...yes I know of butterflies in the stomach. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Good because you're feeling them right now. You're scared sh*tless in my presence as if I would do something terrible to you. Well I got butterflies too, but I got them for the right reasons. I am not scared of anyone, and I am not scared of taking risks. I have butterflies because I have ambition. It's like making a bet with yourself that you will slug this girl in the face or that you will throw this b*Tch down a flight of stairs. When you head to do it, you have the butterflies that sort of build you up...or make you afraid. I get built up from the feeling because being nervous is not a bad thing. Being nervous is reassurance because I know I still have a goal to set within myself. Do I got the butterflies? Oh yeah. I got a whole damn colony in there, and I'm ready to let them out and achieve my goal come Friday Night. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:I have not heard a mentioning of the special stipulation for this match. Has it been brought to your attention? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Stipulation? Of course it has been brought to my attention. It's a wildcard tag team match. What's the big deal? It's basically a tag team match. Whoop de sqat. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Well actually Candi, this is a tag team...table match. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Ahem...ahh yes, it is a table match, isn't it? Well what the hell am I supposed to care anyways? I would rather put Terri through a table and weaken her for the next pay per view, wouldn't I? I may be small, I may be light, but I'm not going through a table. And news flash pill baby, neither is Trish Stratus. Me and Trish are the young ones facing up against dust and washed out. I still got full functions over my body, and it's all I need to get through the match. Both of them hags are worn out like a busted condom on Christmas eve in 1963. They've been around long enough, and it goes to show why Terri is retiring later this October according to the XwwA magazine. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:There is nothing to fear other than the fact that there is ALWAYS that possibility of a lost match. I have a phenomenal record in my opinion, and another lose wouldn't drive me to call it quits or anything of the sort. But a win NEEDS to come on Fury because I drawed last week. But really, how hard can it be? I think I have enough in-ring experience to go up against Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb to be honest. I pay credit where credit is due, and sure, both of them made it to the hall of fame. But I hope they don't live by that accomplishment for the rest of your life because all greats make it to the hall of fame, and I'll be on the same page as both Terri and Lana Starr in a couple of years. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Fury is only a few days away, have you spoken to Trish Stratus since knowing about the match? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:I don't need to talk to Trish because I am absolutely postive that there is going to be an understanding between the two of us. But as much as I don't need to, I still intend to go over and find Trish Stratus because I want to make sure everything is going to be sane between the two of us when we have to step into that ring. I won't go into that ring without a plan in mind, and if Trish thinks she is going to go out there and go with the flow, fine. I do things that way as well, but I am not going to run around out there like a chicken with my f*cking head chopped off. Trish best be around, and she best give me some of her cosmetics time because I won't take too much of her time. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Well seeing as how we discussed your partner, Trish Stratus, what about Terri McMichael? Not long ago the two of your partnered up, and the two of seemed to get along just well. But now, you're insulting her, and it seems as if you want her career completely done with after Ruthless Aggression. Are there some issues between you and Terri? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Me and Terri? When was I ever on good terms with little Miss Vice President? I have NEVER seen eye to eye with Terri simply because she thinks she is queen of the world. Look, there have been plenty of multi-champions, and perhaps Terri is currently defending both the top titles in the XwwA, but I don't give a sh*t. When I teamed with Terri, I teamed for myself. I never do anything for anyone else unless it won't benefit me. As cheap as it may seem, thats how I am. I am not going to risk my body for no good purpose. When I fought with Terri, I was fighting with the "top divas" of the XwwA. Me and Terri won, and I got a win under my belt. Also, it gave some of those big name wenches a bit of a taste of just what I can do. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:But if memory serves me correctly, not only did me and Terri feel comfortable with one another, we referred to one another as "allie". Allie is an "One Night Event". Me and Terri aren't the happy go lucky friends that will watch one anothers back. If we were, I would've been at her wedding, but I didn't even get an invitation. Not that I'd really want to go either, but It's the principle of the matter. Terri is stubborn, and she is self centered. I don't care to be remotely on good terms with a woman who is no embarassed to ask for my help. I guess after this Fury, she might be a bit more at ease when asking my assistance in a match...if she is ever in another match after this upcoming one. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Last, the match before this tag match was a seven woman battle royal that involved your boss, Stephanie McMahon. However, plans were changed which pinned you up against Lana and Terri with Trish Stratus by your side in this tag team match. Do you agree with the card change or do you feel the seven woman battle royal would have suited you better? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Ha! I definately prefer this tag team match simply because there aren't a plathora of women out to kill the boss over a simple pay cut. If Stephanie got brutally murdered in that match, I don't get a paycheck, and I don't like the sound of that. Stephanie can handle her own, and so can't I. But when you have seven woman in the ring all pulling hair and scratching, thats something I can go without. Not to mention that I am no Hurcules. I am just little old me, and I am an easy target. I am strong, and I fight back, but I can be tossed around. The tag match is more suitable for me though because it's sort of in my field for the upcoming matches that I'm going to be in. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:I'd take this tag team match anyways because the fans love the tables, and someone is going through the table Friday Night. As I have said time and time again, if all goes as planned, me and Trish aren't going to be laying through a smashed table. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Well Candi, that's all the time that we have left to offer you, but as usual, I am sure there is something left to be said. Any other comments you'd like to make? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:There is nothing left to be said that hasn't been mentioned. Lana Starr is on a three week losing spree, and as much as she is heading into Fury thinking this is a match made in heaven, she is thinking of it too lightly. I'm no push-over, and she might as well consider this a month long losing spree because Lana Starr is becoming an old act, and it's time for a new star to shine...such as myself. As for Terri, she's like a lightbulb. She was shining and bright at one point, but the bulb slowly dies down until it is dead. Terri has been turned on to great accomplishments, but now her career is going to be switched off when her whole life flashes before her eyes when she is the victim of going through a table. ~☼XwwA Interviewer☼~Goldylocks:Well Candi, I appreciate the time. It'll be Candi and Trish Stratus against Lana Starr and Terri in a wild card tag team tables match this Friday night on Fury. Candi, good luck. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Yeah...thanks. Like I need it ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:And there goes the lone outlaw, Jesse James. Going to rob a popcorn vender or steal another mans virginity? ~☼Canada's Greatest Export☼~Trish Stratus:You know what? I am going to be the mature one and not even make a comment to that. I honestly don't know what it is that you have against me, but I am not liking these comments you've been making about me. I just watched your interview on the tv's down the hall, and it's like you're trying to insult me in the nicest possible way. But...why insult me at all? ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Woah, calm down there, Hitler. Don't get all crazy on me here. But I don't know anything about you, and you can just turn on me any second and clock me over the head and hang our victory over to Lana Starr and Terri. So do I have reason to trust you, Trishy? A little birdy told me that I don't. ~☼Canada's Greatest Export☼~Trish Stratus:You can't trust me? See - thats where I'm confused here. You want a mutual understanding for this match, but you also don't want to get to know who I am or how I do things in the ring. I don't know how to plan to even remotely be on good terms with me when you enjoy insulting me. Even if you try to do it in a nice way, it's not necessary. I don't go around and insult you, I'd appreciate it if you didn't disrespect me either. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Uh yeah, okay, yadda yadda yadda. I'm glad we discussed that. But as I was saying, we need to think of some things to do for this match because as you may have heard, I'm not going out there without a clue in my mind. Maybe you do that from time to time, and maybe it works. I wouldn't know, but who exactly are you aiming for? ~☼Canada's Greatest Export☼~Trish Stratus:Actually, does it even matter, Candi? I definately have some scores to settle with Lana Starr, but it's not like I'm not going to put up a fight with Terri. Thats like saying I won't hit Terri while she pounds on my face because I have Lana Starr. Who cares who I get. Just beat whoever is in the ring. It's as easy as that. I don't need to do a lesson in old school 101 on how to suplex a woman. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Alright, that seemed a bit more unecessary and out of hand then it needed to be, but whatever. I don't need to take your bullsh*t right now. All I want is the victory, Trish. I know you want the victory as well, but with that attitude, I'm not trusting you for the life of me. I am going into Ruthless Aggression with the chance to walk out the Intercontinental Champion. I don't want you to ruin that for me. ~☼Canada's Greatest Export☼~Trish Stratus:Yeah because we all know I'm out to ruin your career. Let's be real, okay? What the hell is your problem here? I think it's the fact that you're apprehensive about stepping into that ring with Terri and Lana, and some how, some way, you're trying to make sure I have your back. Of course I have your back for the sake of the match, but I might just let them take their anger out on you at the end of the match if you keep it up with this attitude. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Attitude? What the hell are you talking about!? I'm here for the sake of the match trying to square away somethings, and I am getting nothing but sarcasm and rude answers from you. I know Lana and Terri are two of the tougher opponents here in the XwwA, and I'm not about ready to let them prance all over me because of your attitude with me. I am no different than you are, Trish. Maybe you're babe of the year. Maybe you made itbig time a lot sooner than I did. Maybe you have had some title and bigger opportunities, but I am still a diva. Being a big name doesn't give you a damn right to think you can step all over me. So cut the sh*t! ~☼Canada's Greatest Export☼~Trish Stratus:When...WHEN...did I make it seem as if I think I can walk all over you? I don't even know you, and I'll be honest. The only thing I know is that you've held that cruiserweight title for quite some time. But other than that, I am clueless. I am more involved with my own division. The only reason we are teaming is because Lana and me have issues, and you're facing Terri at Ruthless Aggression. So it's a match for me and Lana to settle our differences, and a preview of you and Terri for the pay per view. Thats all this is. No one is asking us to be friends, but I'd prefer to be on good terms. But calling me some sort of outlaw as an introduction isn't something I am fond of. ~☼Bittersweet Champion☼~Candi:Oh...Oh! I get it Trish, loud and clear. It's okay, I won't hold this against you. Just take a cold shower, maybe a little nap, and change the tampon, and you'll be ready fory... the match. Alright, DIVA. Have a nice day, OUTLAW. I'm sure you'll be less tense and less stuck up when your...time of the month...is through. |
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