LSW TRTN - 5/13/03
"One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez/KilljoyRichard - "Introducing first, At a Combined Weight of 555 pounds, The World tag Team Champions, RuinNation!"
"No Shelter" by Rage Against The Machine begins to play as the tag champs enter the arena. They raise their belts in the air all the way down the ramp.
They get into the ring and go to separate corners, raising the belts high, flashbulbs begin to pop. They Jump down as Richard brings in their opponents.
Richard - "And their Opponents, first...Killjoy."
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the speakers, bringing almost the whole audience to its feet, there is a few seconds before Killjoy takes the stage, but when he does a huge set of fireworks goes off and he walks out from behind the curtains. He goes to one side of the ramp and looks out at all the screaming fans, and raises one fist. sending the crowd into a frenzy. The arena lights up with the flashes from a million cameras, Killjoy stands at the top of the ramp and waits for his partner.
Richard - "And his partner, weighing 225 pounds, from Hollywood California, Chris Cortez!"
"King Of My World" By Saliva Starts to play as Cortez walks out from behind the curtain. Killjoy and Cortez Stare at each other for a moment, and then nod. Then they rush the ring, Pariah and Penance getting right on them. Penance takes Cortez to one side as Pariah takes Killjoy to the other. Killjoy grabs Pariah by the neck and throws him into the corner. He hammers him with blows, bringing him down, then pushes his boot right into his neck. Penance has Cortez right where he wants him, he whips him to the opposing corner, then runs it, only to meet with a boot from Cortez.
Killjoy and Cortez both pick up their opponents. Cortez whips Penance to the corner, and Killjoy lifts Pariah up for the backdrop, put Pariah rakes Killjoy's eyes, forcing Killjoy to let him down. Cortez hammers those fists into the chest of Penance, bring him down. Cortez turns and swings. Pariah ducks it. As Cortez turns around, Pariah delivers a swift kick in the face... heard throughout the arena. Pariah turns around and Killjoy is staring straight at him, his eyes burning with revenge. Pariah swings, but Killjoy blocks and lifts Pariah over in a fireman carry. He goes for the punches, but Penance gets to his feet and hits Killjoy in the back with a clothesline.
Cortez slowly gets to his feet, but Pariah gets up and is right back on him. Pushing him to the ropes and throwing him across, Cortez comes back and flips right over Pariah's back, runs off the ropes and comes back with a flying clothesline, Pariah is quick to his feet, but Cortez puts him back down with a punch to the teeth. Penance is still whooping on Killjoy on the other side of the ring. Cortez goes down to the outside, and throws good old Richard out of the way, and grabs the chair, folds it up and slaps it against the ring post once then gets back in, He hits Pariah across the Body with it once, and then clocks Penance over the back of the head, Cortez stands there looking at both of them as Killjoy stands up.
They both go back to beating on them when a cheer from the Audience is heard, Cortez and Killjoy think its because they are in control, but the camera angle Changes and you can see Jason Crayz And Allen Rage rushing the ring, Allen holding a steel chair, and Jason wielding a led pipe. They jump in the ring Killjoy turns right into Rage's chair shot, and Jason runs and hits Cortez in the back of the head with the end of the pipe. The dent in the steel chair is just massive, it punched the seat right out the other side, and Cortez doesn't appear to be moving. Pariah get up and rolls Cortez over for the pin...1...2...3.
Richard - "The winners of this bout, RUINNATION!"
The bell rings as Jason and Allen jump back into the ring, Jason hits Cortez across the chest with the steel pipe again and again, Allen is stomping all over Killjoy. But Then Killjoy twists Allen's ankle, Allen trips for just enough time for Killjoy to get up. He jumps up and hits Jason in the back of the head, Jason falls over the ropes but Allen is right there back on Killjoy. Both of them are now on Killjoy, giving Cortez time to get up, He knocks Jason off of Killjoy, giving Killjoy better odds, all 4 men are now in a all out brawl in the center of the ring.
Two big men appear in the ring from nowhere. One hits Killjoy from behind with a chopblock, sending Killjoy to the mat. Crayz and Rage both vacate the ring. One man grabs Cortez and whips him to the ropes. Cortez gets catapulted over the guy's head, into a waiting spinebuster from the other. Both men turn towards RuinNation, who hold their hands up as if to say 'back off.'
Beast - "Yes, you should recognize me by now. I am Beast. My counterpart is Beowulf. The man you have seen in the back...well, his identity is none of your business, he is just the powers that be in LSW. A revolution has begun in Lost Soul Wrestling. We are the creative control of the powers that be during this revolution. Deakin, Chris, you have a decision to make. The two of you seem to be in such a hurry to bring down the McDeaths. But yet you seem to not be on our side. The powers that be doesn't like that. There are only two sides in any war. You've picked a third, and you will be consumed by the war if you stay away from either warring faction. Boyband, I've got a feeling you'll come to a decision soon. Kalloway, don't worry, your knee is only twisted, and you'll only be out for one week. Enough time for you to think over your decision.
"And you, Allen and Jason. The two of you are cool. We know where you stand."
Beast hands the mic over to Beowulf.
Beowulf - "But now, you RuinNation. You are the epitome of an ironic oxymoron. You, we will take care of next week. Your hopes and dreams will be shattered. They will vanish into nothingness.
"Beowulf, an old English hero of epic poetry. Do you all know why I go by that name? Beowulf slayed the evil. He fell along the way, but continued on his quest. All of you who are against us, you have become Grendel to me. I will slay you all."
"War?" by System of a Down plays, the copyright shows, then the show fades out.