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LSW TRTN - 5/6/03

"One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez
vs.
Ash

Richard - "The following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit."

"Fight Music" by D12 explodes from the speaker system. The crowd being a mixed reaction of boos and chants of "Ash.... Ash.... Ash.... Ash". Ash walks out through the entryway curtains and turns his back for a Jericho type pose before making his way down towards the ring.

Richard - "Introducing first. Currently making his return to the ring at this time. Standing 6'0" tall and weighing in tonight at 245 pounds. A former LSW champion, 'The Great' ASH !!!!"

Ash stops about halfway down the ramp and poses again for the fans before he climbs the ring steps and does another Jericho type pose. He then gets into the ring and taunts the crowd as his music fades out and is replaced by "King of My World" by Saliva. In an explosion of pyro, Chris Cortez appears at the top of the ramp. He does the Shawn Michael signature pose before walking down to the ring, making sure that he's just outside the fan's reach.

Richard - "And his opponent. Currently making his way to the ring at this time. Standing 6'0" tall and weighing in tonight at 225 pounds. The LSW first singing sensation, 'One Man Boyband' CHRIS CORTEZ !!!!"

Cortez stops at the edge of the ring and talks smack to Ash, who is being held back by the referee. Cortez walks up the ring steps and walks on the ring apron looking out to the crowd. He waits for a moment before shooting himself over the ring ropes and rolling into the ring. He then waits in the corner as the referee does his usual checks before calling for the bell to begin the match.

< Ding, Ding, Ding. >

Ash runs at Cortez in an attempt to get it over easily by attempting his "Lights Out" finisher, but Cortez side steps it and kicks Ash in the gut. Cortez takes Ash over with a suplex and holds on. He hits a second, and a third before letting go and beginning to stomp away on Ash. Using it more as a warning, Cortez backs away and lets Ash get to his feet. Ash gets up and motions for a lock up. Both men lock up and struggle for the upper hand. After a couple of moments, both men separate. Ash cracks the bones in his neck before motioning for another lock up. They go at it again and begins the struggle for the upper hand. Ash quickly pulls Cortez in and locks him in a headlock. Ash locks the hold on tighter but Cortez struggles out and sends Ash into the ropes. Ash bounces back and get taken down by a spinning forearm from Cortez. Cortez shakes his head at the fallen Ash.

Kylie - "It seems that Ash has a little bit of ring rust. I hope it can be removed before Cortez can get the win."

Ernie - "I doubt it Kylie. It doesn't matter if Ash has ring rust or not, Cortez is just too good for him."

Ash gets to his feet and both men start circling each other. Ash rushes in and take Cortez off his feet with a clothesline. Ash bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow deep into Cortez's chest. Ash goes for a cover. 1... kick out by Cortez. Ash picks up Cortez and sends him into the ropes. Ash goes for a shoulder toss and Cortez goes head over heels and lands on his feet. Ash turns and gets hit with the "Mic Check" by Cortez. Cortez goes down for the cover. 1... 2... kickout by Cortez. Cortez throws Ash back to the mat for another cover. 1... 2... kickout again by Ash. Cortez gets up and drags Ash up with him. He whips Ash into the corner. He walks over, climbs the turnbuckle and proceeds to pound away on Ash for the 10 second limit that the referee will allow. Cortez climbs down and throws Ash to the mat.

Kylie - "Poor Ash. At ever turn, he's been one upped by Cortez."

Ernie - "Yeah, isn't it great. He thought he was the next big thing when he really the next big jobber."

Cortez drops and leg across Ash's neck before attempting a cover. 1... 2... kick out by Ash. Cortez can't believe it and begins to argue with the referee. Ash takes this moment to recover and then this Cortez in the back of his left knee with a chop block. Ash mounts Cortez and starts pounding away on Cortez's head and ribs. Cortez reaches out and is able to grab the ropes. The referee counts to 4 before Ash gets off Cortez. Ash stomps Cortez's arm once before dragging him out into the middle of the ring. Ash then applies the tequila sunrise. Cortez screams out in pain as Ash tightens the hold. Cortez tries to make some effort of dragging himself over to the ropes in an effort to break the hold. Ash lets go of the hold and drags Cortez back into the middle of the ring where he applies a figure four, making Cortez scream out in pain once again.

Kylie - "I think I just saw some ring rust break away from Ash."

Ernie - "HA! It was probably one of the old fossil's teeth."

Cortez can't take the pain anymore and lays down on the mat. 1... 2... Cortez gets his shoulder up. Cortez tries to get the crowd behind him and somehow, he does and he uses the crowds support to turn Ash over, reversing the pressure and making Ash break the hold. Cortez slowly gets to his feet, he keeps favoring his left knee. Ash takes advantage by punching Cortez back into the ropes then sending Cortez across the ring. When Cortez bounces back, Ash drops and drop-kicks Cortez in the left knee. Ash picks up Cortez and places him in the corner. Ash backs up and goes for the "Lights Out" but Cortez sidesteps the move and kicks Ash in the gut. Cortez hooks and hits Ash with the "Chart Topper". Cortez goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3 !!!

Richard - "The winner of this match, 'One Man Boyband' CHRIS CORTEZ !!!!"

Ash slowly gets to his feet as Cortez climbs onto the turnbuckle and celebrates his win. Ash throws the timekeeper off his seat and takes his chair. He then rolls into the ring and waits for Cortez.

Kylie - "What the hell is Ash going to do to Cortez and more to the point, why?"

Ernie - "I'd say he's upset that he lost."

Kylie -"Good point."

Cortez jumps down off the turnbuckle and turns around, thinking he'll head to the next one, but he almost gets his head knocked clean off his shoulders by the chair wielding Ash. Ash then proceeds to slam the chair over Cortez's downed body. As Ash goes nuts with the chair, security runs down to the ring in an effort to stop Ash, but Ash keeps fending them off with the chair. All of a sudden, all the lights go off. A second later, the huge screen o' the LSW lights up with still pictures of the guy from the video promos played to the tune of "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack. Once the video fades out, the lights come back on and the same guy is standing in the ring right in front of Ash. Ash swings the chair at the guy but the guy ducks the shot, by it ends up removing his hood.

Kylie - "IT'S KILLJOY!!! KILLJOY IS BACK IN LOST SOUL WRESTLING!!!"

Ernie - Not really caring "Woo hoo. Have we really sunk that low?"

Kylie - "WHO CARES!!! HE'S BACK!!!!"

Killjoy turns around and decks Ash right in the chin, making Ash drop the chair. Killjoy grabs Ash's arm and goes to send him into the ropes, but he pulls Ash back in and uses the momentum to get Ash onto his shoulders. At this point, Cortez comes to and slowly starts getting to his feet even though he's a little groggy. Killjoy stands in the middle of the ring with Ash on his shoulders. He yells "I'm back!!" before throwing Ash off his shoulders and into a "Mitchinoku driver" type piledriver. All the security slides into the ring in order to restore order but Killjoy starts fending them off. In the corner, Cortez does the same, not really knowing what's going on. The security falls one by one, but they end up backing Killjoy and Cortez into the middle of the ring, then slowly towards the ring ropes. Once the last security guy has fallen, Cortez and Killjoy bump backs. They turn and face each other, fists raised ready to fight. Cortez stops in a moment of shock. Killjoy drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Cortez looks at Ash and then at Killjoy, who has jumped the security railing and is now in the crowd.

Ernie - "What the hell was all that about? I thought those two were mortal enemies?"

Kylie - "Killjoy helped Cortez, his reasons are his own."

Ernie - "You are such a Killjoy mark."

Kylie - "So. You are a Cortez mark."

Cortez leans against the ring ropes, trying to make some sort of sense out of what just happened. In the crowd, Killjoy replaces his hood before doing his signature open arms pose. Killjoy then walks off through the crowd. Cortez rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp, confused.


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