Richard - "This next match is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! Introducing first, he is DIEGO!"

The crowd gives mixed reactions to Diego, who walks onto the stage, and poses for the crowd. He walks down the ring, and gets in, jumps onto the turnbuckles, and poses some more.

Kylie - "Well, there is Diego, ready to start this match!"

Ernie - "Indeed he is, but, I've got to wonder Kylie, where has he been lately? I cant seem to remember the last time he fought in a match, can you?"

Kylie - "Ah, well, gee, not really."

Ernie - "Me either! Surprised I even remembered who he was!"

Diego's music stops as he gets down and faces towards the entrance way as the lights go out and pyros hit the stage, giving way to a familiar echoing voice, Chris Cortez's voice, which rings through the speakers around Blind Willie's Bar.

Chris Cortez - "Check One. Check Two. Check Three. The Mic Check takin' you down for the count, you'll be losing this bout, there ain't no doubt, you'll see, 1, 2, 3!"

"King of my World" by Saliva hits as the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, complete with LSW World Heavyweight Title belt on his shoulder, and his 2002 LSW Whammy Award in his hand, emerges from the entrance way. He poses to the crowd as a heart shaped spotlight shines on him, and he seems to love every bit of it as he cockily smiles the entire time. The spotlight follows Chris Cortez, as he heads down the ramp way, his manager Syd only a few steps behind him.

Kylie - "Well, here is Diego's opponent, Chris Cortez, that little bastard who thanks to Goldman, snuck his way out of facing Killjoy, and thus, still has his title!"

Ernie - "Oh come on, Kylie! Even IF he had tangoed with Killjoy, he still would have won the match! I mean, he was awarded the LSW Whammy for Best Wrestler of 2002! Just look at the award!"

Kylie - "Yeah, he's carrying that thing around with him to the ring, I mean, he already shoves the world title in our faces, do we really need more gold of his down our throats?"

Ernie - "You know Kylie, I could make so many jokes right now about those comments, but, we're already in trouble with the censors and PTC as it is."

Chris Cortez waits as Syd climbs up the stairs and holds the ropes open for Chris Cortez, who ducks and goes through, as he walks into the middle of the ring. Chris Cortez poses for the crowd some more, as Syd just waits on the outside, as the music finally fades out and the lights come back on. Chris Cortez hands his title to Syd as Syd leaves and the ref calls for the bell as Chris Cortez and Diego meet in the middle of the ring.

??? - "Cortez. Wait a sec."

A man rolls out on the stage in a wheelchair. He has a neckbrace on and one leg is in a cast.

Ernie - "Wait a minute. That's Jayson Stryker."

Dissident - "I know ol' Ernie is down there calling me Stryker right now. But no, Stryker was a pussy. Dissident is coming back. And he's coming after you Chris Cortez."

Cortez - "Old man, you can't even move. You're in a friggan wheelchair."

Dissident - "Keep looking over your shoulder man. I may be coming for you when you least expect it."

Dissident rolls back out. Chris Cortez just shakes his head in disgust and turns back to Diego. Cortez goes puts his hand out for a handshake, but Diego just looks at it, then looks at the crowd.

Kylie - "I wouldn't trust him with my life!"

Ernie - "Oh, PAH-LEASE, Kylie! What's not to trust?!"

Diego goes to shake Chris Cortez's hand but Chris Cortez instead kicks Diego right in the crotch taking him down to his knees. Chris Cortez laughs as he slaps Diego in the head, over and over, then puts his foot on his head and pushes him onto his back. Chris Cortez proceeds to stomp away on Diego, as the crowd gives some mixed reactions.

Kylie - "Chris Cortez using that trickery! I knew he couldn't be trusted!"

Ernie - "Trust? Kylie? Trust?! You cant trust ANYONE in the ring, they are all opponents, in the end!"

Chris Cortez continues to stomp away at Diego, as he then stops, and poses for the crowd. This costs Chris Cortez as Diego jumps up and spears Chris Cortez down, and punches away at him, as the crowd gives off some cheers in approval. Diego, haven punched him enough, brings him up and into the corner, and continues to punch away at him, and stomp away at him, more and more. Diego then gets up and punches away at Chris Cortez, hitting a 10 punch as the crowd counts along.

Ernie - "Don't you dare Kylie!"

Kylie - "Will you just forget about that already?!"

Diego poses before the 10, and it costs him, as Chris Cortez grabs him, and throws him down with a powerbomb off the top. Chris Cortez then grabs Diego's legs, falls back, and Diego flips up and hits the top turnbuckle via his head. He stumbles around a bit only to get kicked in the stomach, and sets up, for the Chart Topper! Chris Cortez hits it and pins him, for the 1, 2, 3!

Richard - "Your winner, the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez!"

Kylie - "That bastard! Cheating to win!"

Ernie - "He only really cheated in the beginning!"

Kylie - "Still! What a bastard!"

Ernie- "Man, Kylie, calm down, are you the president of the Cortez Hater's Club or something? Oh wait, your not a member of the UWA."

Kylie - "Maybe I should, errr, he just butters my biscuits!"

Ernie - "What?!"

In the ring, Syd enters and hands Chris Cortez his belt and his Whammy Award, as he holds both up in the air and poses, to a booing crowd. Suddenly, Diego struggles back up, and Chris Cortez sees him, as he takes his LSW Whammy Award, and hits Diego right in the head with it! Diego falls down, knocked completely out, as blood starts to show on his forehead, Chris Cortez just looks down at him, pointing, saying that he is the best, and other such things. He poses more for the crowd, as his music plays, and most of them do nothing but boo.