Richard - "Ladies and gentlemen, the following is an elimination match for the LSW Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the former tag team champion, Allen Rage and the World Heavyweight Champion Chris Cortez, NEW GENERATION!"

"My Generation" plays as Cortez and Rage head to the ring. They receive a chorus of boos.

Richard - "Introducing the next challengers, the team of Mistress Vampira and Tatium Michaux, DARK CARNIVAL!"

"Redeemer" by Marilyn Manson plays as Mistress Vampira and Tatium Michaux enter the ring. They go around the ring to the opposite side and stand in front of the announce table, keeping a careful eye on Cortez and Rage.

Kylie - "Looks like the ladies know how to handle themselves. They aren't getting into any confrontation until they have to."

Richard - "Introducing the current tag team champions, Killjoy and Hardcore Wreck, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES!"

Little Girl - "Your all going to die down here!"

"My Plague" by Slipknot hits the speakers as Killjoy and Wreck head to the ring, tag team straps over their shoulders.

Richard - "And the final set of challengers, the enforcers of the 2 minute drill, Penance and Pariah, RUINNATION!"

"Know Your Enemy" by Rage against the Machine plays. Penance and Pariah charge to the ring. They attack Killjoy and Wreck at the bottom of the rampway. The other two teams make their way to the brawl and join in. It takes about 6 or 7 minutes and another 5 referees, but all the teams finally get situated in their respective corners. Then an argument ensues about who should start the match. Finally, the ref motions that Killjoy and Chris Cortez will start the match. Cortez and Killjoy step inside the ring. Just about as they are going to face off, Killjoy goes back and tags in Wreck. Wreck hops in the ring and immediately levels Cortez with a clothesline. Cortez gets back up and Wreck tries to Clothesline him again, but Cortez catches Wreck and takes him down with a stiff armbar. As Wreck gets back up, he is hit with the Mic Check from Cortez. Chris goes for the cover. 1...Killjoy gets into the ring to save the count...2...Pariah intercepts him with a flapjack...3. Suicidal Tendencies have been eliminated.

Ernie - "I guess RuinNation really is out for blood."

Kylie - "They are playing it smart though. The longer they stay on the apron, the better assured it is that they will win."

The referee motions for Mistress Vampira to enter the ring. Allen Rage starts begging for a tag from Cortez. Chris obliges and tags him in. Vampira locks up with Rage. In a feat of strength, Vampira powers Allen down to the ring. Allen looks stunned, as a girl just pushed him down. Allen gets back up and delivers a punch to Vampira. He continues with the punches. Rage gets Vampira backed up against the ropes. Allen tries to throw yet another punch, but this time is caught by Vampira. She twirls around behind Allen and catches him in a full nelson. Vampira then guides Rage over to her corner, where Tatium rakes at his eyes. While the ref goes to admonish Tatium, Vampira, holding the full nelson, takes Allen down into an Arabian facebuster.

Vampira goes and tags in Tatium. She picks up Allen and hits the Tequila Shot. Tatium goes back to tag in Vampira. Vampira walks over to Allen and proceeds to roll him up in an inside cradle. Chris Cortez gets in the ring to go break up the pin, but the ref intercepts him. Tatium goes over to attack Cortez and keep him out of the ring. As all the attention is diverted to the opposite side of the ring, Syd hops the crowd barrier and dives into the ring. He reverses the roll-up and then quickly exits the ring. Cortez exits the ring when he sees this, and Tatium follows to get a few more punches in.

The ref turns around and sees the pin. 1...2...3...Dark Carnival has been eliminated.

Kylie - "That fat bastard Syd. He should be banned from LSW all together."

Ernie - "Syd? Syd who?"

Penance quickly jumps into the ring and starts to attack Allen Rage. Cortez enters the ring to help Allen double-team Penance. Pariah soon joins the fray and it's broken down into an all out brawl between New Generation and RuinNation. Penance hits his Abomination powerbomb on Allen Rage. He then goes to help Pariah against Cortez. Cortez is really getting the upperhand on both of the men. He quickly gets both of them down on the mat. Soon, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit sounds across the entire arena. Cortez turns around to see Zhabbath. The two start jaw-jacking.

Penance and Pariah soon start to get up. Allen Rage also crawls back into the ring. He has a set of brass knucks that Syd handed to him. Rage catches Pariah by surprise and nails him with the knucks. Penance, on the other hand, is fully aware of what is happening and quickly rids Rage of the brass knuckles. He delivers his Abomination powerbomb again to Allen and then rolls him out of the ring. Cortez turns around in time to get a kick in the gut. He then gets the Abomination powerbomb for his troubles. Pariah crawls over to Cortez and covers him. The referee goes for the count. 1...2...3.

Ernie - "They've been fooled again!!!!!"

Richard - "The winners, and NEW LSW Tag Team Champion, RUINNATION!!!"

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