LSW TRTN - 8/13/02
Brimstone vs. Chris Cortez
Richard - "The following match is set for one fall and has a 20 minute time limit."
"Bigger Than the Devil" by SOD begins to play. The crowd once again begins to boo and throw trash at Brimstone as he makes his way towards the ring.
Richard - "Introducing first. On his way down to the ring at this time. He stands 6'10" and weighs in at 285 pounds. He is, BRIMSTONE!!!!"
Brimstone gets into the ring and waits. The music changes to "Sexy Boy" by World Wrestling Entertainment. The crowd boos so loud the foundation of the building begins to shake as "The One Man Boy Band" Chris Cortez and his manager, Syd, making their way down to the ring.
Richard - "And his opponent. Being lead to the ring my his agent, Syd. Standing at 5'9" and weighing in at 185 pounds. "The One Man Boy Band" CHRIS CORTEZ!!!!"
Cortez gets into the ring and struts around the ring for a bit before Syd gives him a mic.
"The One Man Boy Band" Chris Cortez - "Now Branblock is it? I know you don't want to be humilliated here tonight and I know all the girls in the crowd want to hear me sing. So I'll give you a chance to forfit the match and leave tonight with some dignaty. What do you say to that?"
Brimstone responds with a huge right hand that sends Cortez into the ropes. When Cortez bounces back, Brimstone hits with a huge spinebuster. Brimstone keeps it up with a small flipping neckbreaker to Cortez. Brimstone then picks up Cortez and drops him back down with a hard scoop slam. Brimstone drops two elbows before going to the cover. 1...2...kick out by Cortez. Brimstone gets back up and brings Cortez with him and hits a tombstone piledriver. Brimstone gets up and hits another tombstone piledriver. Syd gets onto the ring apron and the referee goes over to him and tells him to get down. Brimstone goes for a third tombstone but Cortez wiggles around and reverses the move into a tombstone of his own. Both men lay on the mat. Meanwhile, Syd argues with the referee and without the referee seeing, throwd something into the ring.
Kylie - "Look at that! Syd just threw a piar of brass knuckles into the ring."
Ernie - "I didn't see a thing."
The brass knuckles land near Cortez, who quickly scoops them up and places them ont his right hand. He gets to his feet and waits for Brimstone to get up before leveling him with a loaded right hand. Cortez hides the brass knuckles in his tights an then goes for a cover. Syd jumps off the apron and the referee goes down to count. 1...2...3!!!
Richard - "The winner of the match by pinfall. "The One Man Boy Band" CHRIS CORTEZ!!!"
Cortez is quickly joined by Syd, who takes the brass knuckles off Cortez before the referee can find them. Once again Syd give Cortez a mic.
"The One Man Boy Band" Chris Cortez - "Now that I've kicked your ass. I'm going to give the girls out there what they really came out to see.......and that's me singing my newest hit. You know the one, the song I didn't get to sing last week. Now hit the music!!"
The music begins to play.
"The One Man Boy Band" Chris Cortez - "GIRL! I WANNA REV YOUR........"
Brimstone gets back to his feet, rolls out of the ring and grabs a keyboard out from under the ring, gets back into the ring and slams it over Cortez's head, sendig the keys flying all over the ring.
Brimstone - "Stop trying. Your never going to sing in this federation."
Kylie - "Yes! Thank god that Cortez didn't get to sing."
Ernie - "That's just Brimstone being a sore looser."
