LSW TRTN - 12/10/02

Richard - "This next match is scheduled for one fall, with a thirty-minute time limit and is for the LSW World Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 290 pounds and at 6 feet 10 inches tall, being accompanied to the ring by the holder of the Inactive LSW Ladies Title, Tatium Michaux, he is the LSW League Champion, the BEAST!"

"Violence Fetish" by Disturbed hits as the Beast walks out, LSW League Title on his shoulder and Tatium Michaux by his side. They walk with determination out and down the ramp and into the ring, doing no posing, just walking. In the ring, the Beast turns to the ramp way, as the camera cuts to Ernie and Kylie.

Kylie - "Well, certainly a big match up here, wouldn’t you say so Ernie? I mean, if the Beast wins, he will go on to face Deakin at the PPV, instead of Chris Cortez! What a rematch that would be, eh?"

Ernie - "That’s IF he wins Kylie, IF he wins!"

Richard - "His opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds and at 5 feet 9 inches tall and becoming accompanied to the ring by his manager Syd, he is the current LSW World Heavyweight Champion, the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez!"

The lights go out as pyros hit the stage, giving way to a familiar echoing voice, Chris Cortez's voice, which rings through the speakers around Blind Willie's Bar.

Chris Cortez - "Check One. Check Two. Check Three. The Mic Check takin' you down for the count, your'll be losing this bout, there aint no doubt, you'll see, 1, 2, 3!"

"King of my World" by Saliva hits as the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, complete with LSW World Heavyweight Title belt on his shoulder, emerges from the entrance way. He poses to the crowd as a heart shaped spotlight shines on him, and he seems to love every bit of it as he cockily smiles the entire time. The spotlight follows Chris Cortez, as he heads down the ramp way, his manager Syd only a few steps behind him.

Chris Cortez waits as Syd climbs up the stairs and holds the ropes open for Chris Cortez, who ducks and goes through, as he walks into the middle of the ring. Chris Cortez poses for the crowd some more, as Syd just waits on the outside, as the music finally fades out and the lights come back on. Chris Cortez hands his title to Syd as on the opposite side of the ring, the Beast hands his title to Tatium. Both of their managers/valets head out of the ring and to their corners, as the bell rings and Chris Cortez and the Beast meet in the middle of the ring.

Kylie - "Well, the Beast certainly has the size advantage, I think some of his muscles are bigger than Chris Cortez' head!"

Ernie - "I don’t know, I heard he gives the ladies the ride of their life; it’s quite the tight fit, if you know what I mean!"

Kylie - "Ew, gross!"

Back in the ring, Chris Cortez and the Beast just look at each other, the Beast looking down at Chris Cortez as Chris Cortez looks up at the Beast. Chris Cortez extends his arm for a handshake, as the Beast just looks at it for a moment. Members in the audience tell him not to shake it, but the Beast decides to instead. As the Beast goes to grasp onto Chris Cortez' hand, Chris Cortez snaps it back and runs it through his hair, as he cockily smiles.

Kylie - "That isn’t making the Beast a very tamed beast."

Ernie - "Not the slightest, he's looking a little pissed off."

Chris Cortez turns back to the Beast, only to get a punch to the gut, which seems to take all the wind out of Chris Cortez as Chris Cortez falls to the floor and holds his gut as he retreats to his corner where Syd comforts him. The ref comes over and checks what’s up, as he talks to Syd, the Beast rolling his eyes the entire time as he walks over to Chris Cortez and just looks down at him. Chris Cortez looks up at him, still holding his stomach, as he then suddenly kicks the Beast in the crotch.

Kylie - "Man, that little bastard! Playing possum the entire time! What a little cheater!"

Ernie - "Hey, it’s only cheating if you get caught!"

Kylie - "Well, what about all those times he HAS cheated and plenty of people have seen him do it?"

Ernie - "Hey, he still officially won most of those matches, right?"

Kylie - "Well, yeah, but, what about last week, during the tag team match? He talks so much about the past catching up to people, well, his cheating past certainly caught up to him last week, costing him and Allen the tag titles."

Ernie - "Oh please, Kylie, that was all because of Mordrid. Anyone can plainly see, they officially won, and then Mordrid restarted the match. Simple as that. But, like Chris also says, lets not dwell in the past, let’s not talk bout that match, let’s talk about this match. Chris Cortez is simply hammering away at the Beast in the corner thanks to that cunning trickery!"

Chris Cortez throws punches and stomps and kicks to the Beast, wearing him down in the corner, as Chris Cortez does a little dance while punching, making it seem like child’s play. the Beast suddenly kicks Chris Cortez, taking him down, as he grabs him by the legs and falls back, sending Chris Cortez up and over, hitting his head on the top turnbuckle. the Beast gets up and grabs Chris Cortez's head and slams it against the top turnbuckle over and over as the crowd chants along.

Ernie - "Kylie, don’t EVEN think bout it!"

Kylie - "Think about what?!"

Ernie - "You know!"

The Beast, reaching ten, lifts Chris Cortez up and onto the top turnbuckle, as he himself climbs up as well. the Beast grabs Chris Cortez, falls back, and slams Chris Cortez off the top with a back body drop! the Beast goes for the pin, and the crowd counts along expecting a victory, but Chris Cortez kicks out right after the two, to the surprise of everyone!

Kylie - "Man, I thought Chris Cortez was out for sure! That Beast is powerful, did you hear the sick thud they made coming down?"

Ernie - "Yeah, but please, we're talking about Chris Cortez here, the only TRUE talented super mega star LEGEND in all of the LSW! No way he will lose to some Dark Carnival sideshow freak!"

Kylie - "Man, bit too much of the Chris Cortez Kool Aid?"

Ernie - "Huh?"

The Beast picks up Chris Cortez and puts him into a sleeper hold, as Chris Cortez struggles to get out of it, but to no avail as his eyes start to drop. The ref gets down and raises Chris Cortez's hand, as it falls, the Chris Cortez fans chanting, and the Beast fans chanting as well. The ref raises the hand of Chris Cortez again, again, it falls. The ref raises it one more time, and as he goes to let go, the Beast instead let goes himself.

Kylie - "What the?! Why did the Beast let go of the hold?! He had Chris Cortez beat, what with those huge meat chunks he calls arm muscles, wow!"

Ernie - "Well, look over there Kylie, in Beast's corner, and stop looking at his muscles! You will see that Morgan Blackthorne has shown up, from the crowd, and is bothering Tatium. Oh, and a slap straight to Blackthorne's face!"

The Beast goes over to the corner, and yells at Blackthorne to get away from Tatium, or he will come out there and kick his ass. Blackthorne ignores the Beast as Morgan winks at Tatium, who looks at him in disgust. The Beast tells him not to do anything stupid as Blackthorne then grabs Tatium by the hair and proceeds to lay a big kiss right to her lips! The Beast hops out of the ring in a flash as Blackthorne throws Tatium away, as she hits the guardrails headfirst, knocking her out. The Beast lunges at Morgan but is stopped as security breaks them up, along with the ref for the match.

The ref orders the Beast back into the ring, as EMT's come down and look over Tatium, who seems to be knocked out cold. The Beast reluctantly rolls back into the ring, as the ref helps the security guards take Morgan Blackthorne to the back as he smiles evilly the entire time, looking at the Beast, the entire time as well. The Beast angrily looks at Morgan, not knowing that right behind him Chris Cortez was back up and with brass knucks in hand that Syd had given to him during the commotion!

The Beast turns around as Morgan is in the back, out of his sight, only to get hit with the brass knucks right between the eyes! The Beast goes down like a sack of bricks as then Chris Cortez gets down and hooks the leg, going for the pin. The ref comes back down the ramp from backstage, as Syd yells at the ref to hurry up and do his job. The ref sees the pin and runs, sliding in; he counts the 1, 2, and 3! "King of my World" by Saliva hits as Syd slides into the ring and Chris Cortez quickly hands the brass knucks back to him as the ref hands Chris Cortez his title.

Richard - "Your winner and STILL LSW World Heavyweight Champion, the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez!"

Chris Cortez poses in the middle of the ring with the LSW World Heavyweight Title as both the Beast and Tatium Michaux are knocked out in or around the ring. From backstage, Morgan Blackthorne comes back onto the stage, as security guards follow him out, trying to get him to go back backstage. the Beast gets up, holding his head, as he is bleeding from it now. He looks up and stares at Morgan Blackthorne with pure anger in his eyes as Morgan Blackthorne stares back at him with nothing but a sly smile on his face.

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