LSW TRTN - 12/3/02
New Generation(c)"My Generation" plays as Chris Cortez and Allen Rage enter the arena.
Richard - "This match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, and is for the LSW Tag Team Title. Introducing first, the LSW Tag Team Champion, Allen Rage and Chris Cortez, NEW GENERATION."
Deakin and Wreck quickly interrupt the celebration by New Generation. They brawl for a few minutes and finally make their way down to the ring. The ref calls for the bell.
Kylie - "NOW, we get this title match started. A little underhanded tactics by Suicidal Tendencies, don't you think Ernie?"
Ernie - "The match hadn't started yet. That wasn't an illegal attack."
Wreck and Cortez start the match. Cortez hits a few punches and tries to go for an early Mic Check. Wreck grabs the kick. Cortez reverses around and hits a mule kick, sending Wreck to the ropes. Deakin gets a blind tag. Cortez gets back up, but Wreck levels him with a clothesline. Wreck picks Cortez back up and whips him to the ropes as Deakin gets into the ring. They hit a double flapjack on Cortez. Wreck exits the ring, and Deakin waits for Cortez to stand up.
Cortez gets up and he approaches Deakin for a tie-up. Deakin feigns the tie-up and kicks Cortez in the gut. He then puts a hammerlock on Cortez. Chris tries hard but can't seem to reverse the hammerlock. He then grabs a hold of Deakin's head and brings him over with a snapmare. Cortez rebounds off the ropes and hits a stiff kick to Deakin's spine, leaving Kalloway writhing in pain. Cortez goes and tags in Allen. Cortez then goes back to Deakin and holds him down to the mat. Allen Rage comes off the top with a flying elbow drop.
Ernie - "What an elbow drop. WOW!"
Kylie - "If this keeps up, Chris and Allen look to be shoe-ins to retain the titles."
Rage goes over an taunts Wreck, drawing him into the ring. While the ref is trying to get Wreck back into his corner, Rage keeps Deakin busy by punching on him continuously, while Cortez goes and grabs two chairs.
Kylie - "It looks like they maybe going for the dreaded con-chair-to."
Cortez places on chair against the side of the ring, and gives the other to Allen. Allen goes to hit Deakin with the chair, right about as the ref turns around. The referee grabs the chair from Rage, shunning him for using a weapon. As the ref turns his back to put the chair out of the ring, Rage goes and grabs the 2nd chair that the ref wasn't able to see. He smacks Deakin across the forehead with the chair, then quickly gets rid of the evidence. The ref turns around right about the time Allen is going or the cover.
1...2...3. Chris and Allen jump for joy as they get their title belts.
Voice - "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
Ernie - "Who in the hell is that?"
Mordrid appears at the entranceway.
Mordrid - "Hey ref, should I fire you for failure to perform duties, or just for the fact that you just proved yourself a complete and total idiot? Do you see that huge gash on Deakin's forehead? That sucker might need stitches. And you would think the really loud THUMP would have been obvious. Restart this match NOW!"
The bell sounds again as Deakin starts punching on Rage. Both men are wore out. They hit a double clothesline, and the ref starts his count...1...2...3...4...5...6...Deakin crawls over and tags in Wreck just a split second before Cortez gets tagged in. Wreck has the hot tag. He levels Cortez with a clothesline, then quickly another clothesline. Allen charges at Wreck, but gets leveled himself. Cortez gets back in the ring, but meets up with a Wreck Bottom. Wreck hits a tag on Deakin. He comes in the ring, and he and Wreck hit the ???. Deakin goes for the cover. 1...2...3.
Richard - "The winners, and NEW LSW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Suicidal Tendencies!"
