LSW PPV: Asylum - 11/26/02
Dark CarnivalRichard - "This next match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, Introducing first from the Dark Carnival, she is Mistress Vampira!"
"Redeemer" by Marilyn Manson hits the speakers as the crowd gives mixed reactions to Mistress Vampira as she steps out onto the stage. She doesn't pose or do much, she just walks down the rampway with a determined look on her mind. She steps into the ring and quickly turns back towards the entrance way, as her music fades off.
Richard - "Introducing her partner, also from the Dark Carnival, she is Tatium Michaux!"
"Tainted Love" by Marilyn Manson hits as the LSW Ladies' Champion, Tatium Michaux, makes her way out to the stage. The crowd gives her mixed reactions as she just stands on the stage, looking down at Mistress Vampira, who looks right back up at her. Tatium walks down the ramp and climbs up the stairs and into the ring, were Mistress Vampira gets in her face. Tatium and Mistress Vampira yell at each other over not getting in each others way and sticking to the match.
Kylie - "So, Ernie, do you think that Tatium and Vampira will be able to overcome their differences and win this match?"
Ernie - "Highly doubtful, you know how women are, being one yourself and all."
Kylie - "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Ernie - "Oh you know Kylie, you know!"
Richard - "Their opponents, from the New Generation, they are Allen Rage and Chris Cortez!"
"My Generation" by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers as multicolored lights flashes around the arena and parts of the crowd cheer, while most boo. Out from behind comes Allen Rage and Chris Cortez, both with brand new New Generation T-shirts, as they pose and play to the crowd. In the ring, Tatium and Mistress Vampira continue to yell and complain at each other as Allen Rage and Chris Cortez climb into the ring and continue to pose to the crowd.
The lights come back to normal as the music stops, with Allen Rage pointing at Tatium and Mistress Vampira, who continue to bicker. Chris Cortez nods at what he's pointing at and then walks over to Tatium and Mistress Vampira as Allen Rage takes his corner. Chris Cortez stands in behind Tatium and Mistress Vampira, as they continue to bitch, trying to get them to stop. Chris Cortez, having no hope, puts his arms around each of their shoulders and whispers something into their ears.
Ernie - "Whatever he said to them, it doesn't look good!"
Kylie - "Knowing him, what he said would make even the biggest slut into a raging feminist!"
Ernie - "Are you calling Tatium and Vampira sluts?!"
Kylie - "No, of course not!"
Ernie - "Ill have to tell em the next time I see them!"
Kylie - "I wasn't though!"
Ernie - "Sure, Kylie, sure!"
The look of Tatium and Mistress Vampira says it all as they both hit Chris Cortez with a punch straight to the head taking him down as he falls straight down onto his back. Tatium and Vampira both get down and start punching and slamming Chris Cortez's head against the mat, to the cheer and laughter of most of the crowd. The ref comes over and breaks it up as Tatium goes to her corner and Mistress Vampira continues to hammer away at Chris Cortez.
Chris Cortez grabs Mistress Vampira hair and pushes her off of him, and then punches away at her, getting up, he starts stomping away at her. The ref comes over as he starts choking her with his boot, making him stop, which pisses him off as he argues with the ref. Coming back to Vampira, Chris Cortez gets a kick to the groin as he feels the hurt, getting another cheer and laugh from most of the crowd.
Kylie - "Finally, Chris Cortez is getting what he deserves, getting beat up by a girl!"
Ernie - "That's no girl, Kylie, that's a women, and what a women she is! I think its obvious that Chris Cortez is letting her beat him up!"
Kylie - "What?! Why?!"
Ernie - "I think he likes her!"
Kylie - "What?! How can you say that?"
Ernie - "I just can."
Mistress Vampira whips Chris Cortez into the ropes and when he comes back she jumps up for a huricarana and slams him down. Mistress Vampira stomps away at him and then goes over and tags in Tatium who walks in as Chris Cortez is up to one knee. Tatium comes over and puts her foot up on Chris Cortez's head, and pushes him back onto his back. Tatium grabs his legs and goes against the ropes, flips over him and into a bridge pin. The ref goes down and its barely a two count as he kicks out.
Both Tatium and Chris Cortez get to their feet and then look at each other, Allen Rage wanting the tag but Chris Cortez ties up with Tatium out of anger. Chris Cortez gets Tatium from behind, with an evil look on his face as she struggles to get out of his vice like grip. He licks the side of her face and whispers something in her ear, only to get a kick to the groin once again, which once again gets a cheer and a laugh from the crowd.
Ernie - "Chris Cortez really needs to focus on this match and not the ladies."
Kylie - "Why Ernie, that is a very professional comment!"
Ernie - "Thank You. I mean, why fool around with them now If you can fool around with them later? Win the match then celebrate the victory!"
Kylie - "Well, that sure wasn't."
Chris Cortez is in pain on the ground, as Tatium poses for the crowd a bit, which goes against her as Chris Cortez rolls her up into a school boy pin. The ref gets down and counts the pin as Chris Cortez puts his legs on the ropes. The ref gets close to three but then sees Chris Cortez legs and kicks them off, fighting him over it. Chris Cortez ignores him and then tags in Allen Rage as Chris Cortez picks up Tatium. Chris and Allen whip Tatium into the ropes and when she comes back they pick her up and slam her down with a double powerbomb!
Ernie - "Vicious powerbomb on Tatium, now THAT is what Im talking about! Boys are SO much better than Girls!"
Kylie - "What are you? Three years old?"
Ernie - "Ew, don't touch me Kylie, you got cooties!"
Kylie - "See what Im talking about?"
Ernie - "I jest, I jest!"
Allen Rage goes for the count as Chris Cortez goes to his corner, with Tatium kicking out right before the three. Allen Rage picks up Tatium and gets her into a sleeper hold, as she starts to close her eyes, feeling the effect. The ref gets down and raises her hand once, it falls, as parts of the crowd cheer her on. The ref raises her hand again, again it falls. The ref raises it one more time but this time it doesn't fall as Tatium runs up to the ropes, slingshots, and flips over Allen Rage taking him down into a DDT.
Tatium gets up and tags in Vampira as they pick up Allen Rage and whip him into the turnbuckle. Vampira gets down on all fours as Tatium runs and jumps off her back and goes for a kick to Allen Rage. Allen Rage though grabs Tatium and throws her out of the ring to the outside as he kicks Vampira in the gut, knocking the wind out of her. Allen Rage kicks and stomps away at her, having enough, he climbs to the top turnbuckle looking for a big move.
Ernie - "What's he going for?"
Kylie - "Whatever it is, its going to be big!"
Allen Rage flies off with a shooting star press, hitting it, as he goes for the pin on Mistress Vampira. The ref goes down and counts it, but as he gets to three, Tatium pulls Allen Rage out of the ring. Tatium and Allen Rage start throwing fists back and forth at each other. Allen Rage gets the upper hand and throws Tatium into the steel steps, taking her out for now. Allen Rage steps back into the ring and picks up Vampira, who's started to stumble up.
Allen Rage gets a punch to the groin as Vampira whips him into the ropes, but Allen Rage reverses. Mistress Vampira comes back and Allen Rage leap frogs over her as she goes against the ropes. On the outside, Tatium grabs onto Vampira's leg, causing her to trip right into the Titanium Hunter, Rage's Finisher! The ref gets down to count, as Tatium freaks on the outside going to pull Allen off, but she gets a baseball slide to head from Chris Cortez instead! The ref makes the count as Allen and Chris get the win!
Richard - "The winners of this match, the LSW Tag Team Champions, Allen Rage and Chris Cortez, the New Generation!"
Chris Cortez rolls back into the ring and celebrates with Allen Rage, was they hold up their tag team titles. Allen Rage and Chris Cortez leave the ring, titles still in the air, as they continue to celebrate leaving to the backstage. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Tatium enters and helps Mistress Vampira up. Except, she gets a slap for her troubles as Mistress Vampira is mad over her tripping her. Tatium says that she meant to trip Allen Rage. Vampira slaps her again as Tatium slaps her back and the two start fighting as the ref tries to break them up.
Ernie - "Looks like their problems are far from over!"
