LSW TRTN - 10/22/02

Richard - "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is tonight's main event! The following match is a tag team match for both the LSW League and LSW World Heavyweight championships and is set for one fall with no time limit."

Little girl's Voice - "Your all going to die down here."

"My Plague" by Slipknot begins to explode out of the speakers. the crowd on hand gets to their feet and start cheering and screaming at the top of their lungs. After a moment of stalling, Vertigo and Killjoy step out onto the stage with arms outspread like their Raven and Tommy Dreamer or something. They stop posing and head for the ring. The camera gets a close up of a fan's sign that reads, "These are the real legends." with a picture of Killjoy and Vertigo on either side of the sign.

Richard - "Introducing first, the challengers. Together again after months of fighting each other. Representing the older and more experienced side of the roster. On their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 504 pounds. The two legends who will never die, VERTIGO AND KILLJOY!!!"

Vertigo climbs into the ring and Killjoy rolls in. Vertigo stands in the middle of the ring, claiming his territory while in classic Killjoy style, Killjoy slides over to a corner and lays in it. The music changes to "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed. Most of the crowd begins to boo but some still cheer. The camera gets a close up of a fan's sign that reads, "Beast & Cortez, the new age of destruction." After a moment, The Beast walks out with the LSW League title firmly placed on his shoulder. Instead of heading for the ring right away, he stands at the top of the ramp and waits for Cortez.

Richard - "and their opponents, representing the new generation of Lost soul Wrestling. Introducing first, Standing 6'10" and weighing in at 280 pounds, the holder of the LSW League title, the man with the violence fetish, THE BEAST!!!"

Vertigo leans on the ropes, yelling at Beast, trying to make him come down to the ring. The music changes to "Sexy Boy" by World Wrestling Entertainment. The crowd boos even louder as the LSW World Heavyweight champion, Chris Cortez, makes his way out onto the top of the ramp and joins The Beast. They both stand and show off their belts. Cortez holds his title up high for all to see. The camera cuts to the face of Killjoy, who seems to have pure rage burning in his eyes but he still holds a sadistic smile on his face. Cortez and Beast start to head down to the ring.

Richard - "And the Beast's tag team partner. Standing 5'9" and weighing in at 185 pounds, the current undisputed LSW World Heavyweight champion, the self-proclaimed 'Mega talented World Heavyweight Champion and LSW Legend', "The One Man Boyband" CHRIS CORTEZ!!"

As Beast & Cortez head down to the ring, Chris' music changes to "Here Comes The Money" by Naughty By Nature. This startles the champions but gives the challengers their chance to get out of the ring and charge up the ramp. All 4 men clash and start brawling away. Security runs down from backstage and separates all 4 men so they can get this match started properly. Once all 4 men are in the ring, security makes themselves into wall so a brawl won't break out again. The referee calls for the bell to begin the match. Cortez gets onto the ring apron as does Killjoy, leaving Vertigo and the Beast to face off first.

Ernie - "Don't expect this to be a technical match or an actual wrestling match. Just expect violence and plenty of it. No matter who goes in together, all 4 men will try and kill each other."

the Beast - "C'mon old man.  You still haven't shaken off that ring rust.  YOU'RE NOTHING!!"

Vertigo charges the Beast attempting to spear him.  The Beast side steps him and Vertigo goes shoulder first into the ring post.

the Beast - "What's that?  Never die?  Never say never.  Three steps in front.  One step behind.  Left foot in.  Left foot out.  Shake it all about.  Kick Vertigo's ass, and turn yourself around."

Vertigo charges the Beast again and the Beast takes him down with a fugi mara armbar on his injured arm.  On the apron, Killjoy starts looking at his sledgehammer sitting on the floor and gets deviant thoughts in his head.  Then he looks over at the announce table, and it appears he gets a better idea.  Killjoy turns around and hops off the apron just as Vertigo gets loose of the armbar hold and leaps towards the corner to get a tag.  Vertigo starts cursing at Killjoy.  Killjoy turns around and notices he missed the tag and goes to tag Vertigo, but is too late when the Beast gets a hold of Vertigo's leg and pulls him back towards his own corner.  The Beast goes to work pummeling Vertigo with punches and forearms.  Killjoy notices it may be a couple of minutes before he can get a tag from Vertigo again so he hops off the apron and goes to pull out a table from underneath the ring.

Vertigo, out of desperation, kicks the Beast in the gut and hits an implant DDT, sending the Beast end over end.  Vertigo goes and picks up the Beast and whips him to the ropes.  He catches the Beast with a back body drop.  The Beast gets up and staggers towards Vertigo and Vertigo lands an inverse atomic drop.  Vertigo kicks the Beast in the gut and sets him up for The Sickness, and then hits it.  The referee goes to count the pin...1...2...but the Beast kicks out.  Vertigo picks the Beast back up and whips him to the ropes, catching him with another back body drop.  Vertigo goes to pick him up, but the Beast headbutts him.  The Beast rolls over to get the cover.  Killjoy gets in the ring and goes to break up the count.  The ref attempts to get Killjoy back on the apron.  The Beast gets up and shoves Killjoy back towards his corner and grabs the ref to go count the fall.  The Beast turns back to Vertigo and gets kicked in the gut.  Vertigo tries to whip him to the ropes, but the Beast reverses it and then catches him with a hellacious demon bomb.  The Beast goes for the pin...1...2...3.

"Feel So Numb" by Rob Zombie hits the PA and a disheveled Michael Mordrid comes out.

Mordrid - "Killjoy, Vertigo.  You disappoint me.  Your two minute drill was finished last week, yet you haven't died yet.  First, Vertigo, what the American Baddasses started, it is about to be completed."

Morgan Blackthorne appears out of nowhere and rushes the ring attacking Vertigo.  Killjoy goes to help out his buddy, but Cortez and the Beast cut him off.

Mordrid - "Now, Killjoy.  The size of your head has not seemed to go down since last week.  It's too big to be in that ring.  So, Beast, if you could help Killjoy back out to the apron."

The Beast muscles Killjoy onto the apron.  Fans start going crazy as Tatium Michaux appears from the crowd.  She scales the ring post on the opposite end of the apron where Killjoy is (of course being held down by the Beast).  Killjoy, trying to figure out what the little French girl is about to do, suddenly gets a look of 'WTF?!?' as she goes flying off the post towards him.  Tatium catches Killjoy's head in a leg lock and brings him down through the table on the floor with a flying rocker-dropper.

the Beast - "Killjoy...see you in the ring next week...when we can play by the REAL rules.  Enjoy this next week, because it's your LAST here in the LSW."

The camera goes to a shot of Killjoy's body laying in amongst a broken table as the copyright comes up.

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