LSW TRTN - 8/6/02
Wraith vs. Chris Cortez
Richard - "The following match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit....."
The lights go down and "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock begins to play. When the music kicks into full gear, the lights shoot back up and piro explodes from the ring posts. Wraith walks out to a huge ovation from the crowd.
Richard - "Introducing first. Standing 6'9" and weighing in at 376 pounds, the former LSW Bloodsport Champion, Wraith!!!"
Wraith climbs into the ring and then crouches down like a cat waiting to strike. The music changes to "Sexy Boy" by World Wrestling Entertainment and the crowds cheers change into a chant of "You suck!". Syd parts the curtains for his client, Chris Cortez, who walks down to the ring telling the crowd that he does not care what they think of him.
Richard - "And introducing his opponent. Being lead to the ring by his manager, Syd. A man who wowed the crowd by singing his smash hit at Summer Fury, Chris Cortez!!!"
Cortez stops at the edge of the ring and calls for a mic. Richard leans over the ring ropes to hand Cortez his mic but Cortez just swipes it away and calls for a clean mic. Syd walks over with another mic.
"The One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez - "Hey stupid! Get things right. My name is "The One Man Boyband Chris Cortez! Now say it again!"
Richard - "I have been corrected. The opponent for Wraith is "The........"
Wraith grabs the mic off Richard.
Wraith - "Stop worrying about your name boy and get into this ring and get your ass kicked!!"
Wraith drops the mic and launches himself over the top rope onto Cortez. Wraith then picks up Cortez and lifts him in a gorilla press slam and throws him into the ring. Once Wraith gets into the ring, the referee calls for the bell to begin the match.
Wraith starts his offensive by clotheslining Cortez out of his boots. Wraith goes for a cover. 1...2...kick out by Cortez. Wraith picks up Cortez and sends him into the ropes, Cortez bounces back and Wraith goes for a big boot but Cortez stops short, grabs Wraith's leg and hits with a dragon leg screw.As Wraith goes down, Cortez keeps a hold of Wraith's leg and rolls into a half boston crab.The referee drops down in front of Wraith and asks the former Bloodsport champion if he's going to quit. Wraith says nothing and starts pulling himself over to the nearest ring rope. Cortez can feel Wraith pulling him and tries to move back towards the center of the ring but Wraith is too powerful and reaches the ropes. The referee starts the 5 count. Cortez lets the hold go at 4. Wraith starts to get to his feet but Cortez takes the advantage by drop kicking Wraith in the back of the head and sending him through the ropes and onto the floor.
Kylie - "It seems that Cortez is doing better in the ring than he did last week when he proformed at "The Club"."
Ernie - "What do you mean better? Cortez is the ultimate singer and wrestler. He's the beginning of a new breed of talent in the wrestling business."
Kylie - "Wrestlers that sing and wrestle? Na, it'll never work."
On the outside, Wraith gets to his feet only to have Cortez looking down at him from the top rope. Cortez is balanced on the top ring rope (not turnbuckle). He pauses to show off his perfect balance to the crowd but Wraith capitalises on this by tripping Cortez, who falls nuts first onto the top rope. Wraith climbs back into the ring, picks up Cortez and delivers a hard piledriver and then goes for the cover. 1...2...kick out by Cortez. Wraith brings Cortez to his feet and connects with a suplex. Wraith then bounces off the ropes and drops a full force elbow. He then gets up and drops another one. Wraith picks up Cortez and sends him into the ropes, then delivers a huge turn around spinebuster and goes for a cover. 1...2...kick out again by Cortez. Wraith gets up and gets in the face of the referee.
Ernie - "No matter how hard that dope Wraith hits, Cortez always kicks out."
Kylie - "Why do you always have to put down those wrestlers that are bigger than you?"
Ernie - "Cause it makes me feel like a big man."
Kylie - "Rather than the little whimp you really are."
As Wraith argues with the referee, Cortez delivers a low blow and rolls Wraith up in a school boy pin. 1...2...kick out by Wraith. Cortez starts stomping on Wraith to ware him down. Cortez picks Wraith up and whips him into the ropes. As Wraith bounces back, Cortez hits Wraith with a spinning back elbow. Cortez wastes no time and gets Wraith back on his feet and kicks him in the gut. Cortez then bounces off the ropes and connects with a scissor kick. Cortez motions to the crowd that its over. Finally Cortez picks up Wraith and delivers the "Chart Topper" and goes for the cover. 1...2...3!!!
Richard - "The winner of this match by pinfall. "The One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez!!!"
Cortez gets up and takes the mic from Richard.
Cortez - "Now that I've downed that clown, I'm going to sing a special song for all the ladies out there.
GIRL! I WANNA........"
Wraith gets up and clobbers Cortez from behind. He then grabs Cortez and delivers the gargoyle suplex.
Wraith - "Try singing now bitch!!"
