@FW NEW BREED - 10/28/01
The cameras return to the
@FW-Tron, which blasts "Amazing Grace," heralding the entrance of
Father Tony, who arrives to a mixed reaction. When Father Tony climbs into the
ring, "Sexy Boy" immediately follows, with One Man Boy Band and his
headseat.
One Man Boy Band: Stop! Stop the music! Stop! Stop! Okay, good. Hey
Worchester, just because you're the second prize to Boston, doesn't mean you
need to miss out! In fact, I'm gonna premiere the NEWEST single of my album, in
stores NOW, right here at New Breed! Here goes, fire up the Spanish guitar solo!
"Yo te qui-er-o mu-cho!
Even more than Taco Bell!
You and me ought to smooch-o!
I think that would be swelllllll!
Father Tony: Save me! Save me! Save me, Lord, from this wretched Devil's
music! I'm sorry, Lord! I'm sorry if I've offended you, but between this
"dirty pop" and the even Dirtier Rooster Centrum, I must have died and
went to the wrong place! Why, your Goodness, why?!
The crowd loudly voices its dissaproval and chants "End this
Match!" One Man Boy Band is enraged at the words "Dirty Pop" and
runs down the ramp to start the match!
Father Tony versus One Man Boy Band
Yamashiro: Well, I don't think @FW could find a better way to kill the
crowd than this match...Oh, btw, One Man Boy Band hit the Mic Check on Father
Tony or whoever...Gah, watching this match is like pulling TEETH!
Communist: Da, I didn't think there was anything worse than a Great
Alfonso Match. I was wrong.
Yamashiro: You know, you come to your job, all excited about doing what
you've wanted to do since you were five, especially excited...oh, near fall for
One Man Boy Band....anyway, especially excited to announce your first Pay Per
View, and the monkeys in booking fling this crap at you. This should be a dark
match!
Communist: This is just filler material for the more exciting matches
later on tonight. Besides, putting this match early gives everyone a nice
bathroom break!...Hey wait, they stopped wrestling. And now they're grabbing
microphones!
One Man Boy Band: Hey, you know me and Tony Jabroni have feelings too!
Father Tony: The Good Book from the Good Guy says that you should treat
others the way you want to be treated!
Yamashiro: If you believed that, you wouldn't be putting on such an awful
match. In fact, give me a second!
Yamashiro gets up, picks up his folding chair, and smacks One Man Boy Band
across the face with it!
Father Tony: Hey, that's MY job!
Communist: Then you're doing your job VERY poorly!
Communist follows suit by picking up his chair and smacking Father Tony
across the face with it, resulting in a Double Disqualification!
DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION
Father Tony and Communist start brawling, while One Man Boy Band and
Yamashiro wrestle old-style. Father Tony gets the advantage, and hits a Holy
Water Splash to Communist on the announce table, while Dave Yamashiro suplexes
One Man Boy Band onto the steel steps. A gang of referees runs down and
seperates the four, taking Father Tony and One Man Boy Band backstage. The crowd
cheers Yamashiro and Communist as they pose on top of the turnbuckles!
