@FW Kaos - 9/30/01
DAVE YAMASHIRO: Anwyway, we're
at out final match for the night! The enigmatic Doomsday takes on...One Man
BoyBand?!
"Sexy Boy" hits and One Man Boyband walks out with a headset with a
choreographer.
COMMUNIST: Da! At last! One Man Boy Band has gone solo! I want his autograph! If
only ALL kipitilism was this dreamy!
DAVE YAMASHIRO Now who's the daisy? And he's obviously lip-synching!
COMMUNIST: I don't like you Yamashiro! There is old Russian term for man like
you: Wet Blanket"!
DAVE YAMASHIRO: Who died and made you Chekov! Now here comes someone worthy of
admiriation! The one! The only! DOOMSDAY!
DoomsDay versus One Man Boy Band
One Man Boy Band slaps Doomsday
across the chest. Nothing. One Man Boy Band backs up into the ropes and
clotheslines Doomsday. Doomsday doesn't move. One Man Boy Band rams himself into
Doomsday's gut. Doomsday roils just enough for Boy Band to set up the Chart
Topper! But Doomsday immediately straigthens his body, lifting his head and Boy
Band far above it. Unleashing the Atomic Bomb, Doomsday rolls up One Man Boy
Band and gets the pin!
DoomsDay defeats One Man Boy Band and advances into the second round of the
@FW Championship Tournament!