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[Coming from the ring, Syd parts the curtains for the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez as he smiles proudly about his win against Wraith.]

Syd: You did it! You actually did it! You kicked Wraith’s ass from here to kingdom come! Your heading places! I just know it! Your going to become the NEXT BIG THING!

[Syd and the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez suddenly get a weird look on their faces, followed by a weird silence. They shake it off as Chris Cortez looks at Syd.]

Chris Cortez: Of course I beat Wraith! I mean, was there ever any doubt about it?!

Syd: Well, of course not! I’m just saying that-

Chris Cortez: I mean, how could such a big red sluggish retard such as himself even think he could tango with a fast high flying marksman such as myself? I mean, c’mon! It was a no-contest from the start really! He just couldent handle TRUE TALENT!

Syd: You are 100%, absoullty correct! I applaude you!

[Syd gets down on one knee and applaudes for Chris Cortez, as he soaks it up only for it to be drowned out by laughter. He turns his head to see a few LSW Employees watching him and Syd, as they laugh hysterically. Chris Cortez angerly walks over and gets into one their faces.]

Chris Cortez: What in the hell is so damn funny?

LSW Employee: You are! Your so pathetic! First you say your going to sing to the crowd and LET Wraith pin you and then you go and cheaply low blow him to get the cheap victory and THEN sing? Of course, you WERE knocked out by Wraith in the end, heh

Chris Cortez: Oh? You think that’s funny, huh? Listen you little snot nosed punk! After my fans heard that all I was going to do was sing and LET Wraith pin me, so he’d get a push, they called me and left millions of message on my answering machine. They sent me millions of letters, millions of e-mails all wanting me to show that brain dead Wraith some TRUE TALENT, and that’s what I did! Wraith has NO talent, so if he DID pin me and he got his push, how far would he go? Huh? NOT FAR AT ALL! As for him attacking me after the match, just before I was about to sing to the crowd? That was just poor sportsmanship on his part! He was just so jealous that I beat him, that I’ve got the girls, that I’ve got the good looks and that I’ve got the TRUE TALENT; that he just couldent take it! He went from being the big RED retard to the big GREEN retard, because he was so jealous of me!

[The LSW Employee just looks at Chris Cortez and smiles.]

LSW Employee: Yeah, ok, whatever. Let’s go John.

[The other LSW Employee follows him down the hall, as suddenly Chris Cortez angerly watches them leave and looks around picking up a chair! He runs towards them and knocks them down with it! He then starts punching at the LSW Employee who was making fun of him while the other one just runs!]

Chris Cortez: I am TRUE TALENT, YOU are NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME?! NOTHING! YOU ARE WORTHLESS YOU PIECE OF TRASH! WORTHLESS!

[Chris Cortez keeps punching and kicking at the LSW Employee as suddenly a bunch of referees and other LSW Employees come and push him off and separate them. Syd helps to hold Chris Cortez back as they head back to his locker room.]

Chris Cortez: YOU ARE ALL NOTHING! I AM THE TRUE TALENT AROUND HERE! I WILL PROVE IT! I WILL PROVE IT TO ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU!