Today was so tiring and boring and back breaking. Hade to shovel the entire driveway plus stair steps and shit BY MYSELF, fucking dad didnt even help. Just sat in the damn house and drank coffee. Then I hade to help my dad take all the air conditioners (all 6 of them) out of the windows around the house. Then had to help him put up the x-mas tree. Fun day. Indeed.

Also, dont take none of this to heart, 'tis but an RP, nothing more, nothing less. Like I always say, "Im not some big egotistical jerk...I just play one of TV!"

[Scene: We open up in a locker room, someone's locker room, but no one is currently in it so we cannot tell who's locker room it belongs too. Clothes are scattered here and there, luggage bags are seen, and things of that nature lutter the place like that of any normal locker room. It seem as if we wont get a clue to who's locker room we are in. At least not yet. Why we are in here at all is anyone's guess really, for there is absolutely nothing going on. No one is talking. No one is walking. No one is there. The only thing within the confines of this locker room is pure, pure, silence]

BANG!

[The door swings open, haven been kicked in by a foot, as the door slams against the wall, making noise loud enough to wake the dead. So much for silence. The owner of the the previous mentioned foot which was responsible for cutting the silence enters the room. Its none other than the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, the current LSW World Heavyweight Champion and now ex-LSW Tag Team Champion. He storms into the room with a look of nothing but pure anger in his face as Syd storms in behind him, with a look of fear in his face]

Syd: Chris, calm down, CHRIS!

[Chris Cortez grabs a lamp from a nearby table and slams it against the wall, breaking it into pieces, as he yells out in frustration. Syd looks a bit more scared now as he looks at the lamp, then back at Chris Cortez, who looks at Syd with an ever more angry look]

Chris Cortez: Calm down? YOU want ME to calm down?!

[Chris Cortez looks into Syd's eyes for a second, then pushes him into the wall, and gets into his face, yelling and screaming at him]

Chris Cortez: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT?! HUH?! HUH?! DID YOU?! FIRST OFF, THAT BITCH BEAST RATTED US OUT TO THAT ASSHOLE MORDRID, AND SPEAKING OF HIM, HE SCREWED ME AND ALLEN OUT OF OUR TAG TEAM TITLES! NOW, COME TO FIND OUT IVE GOT A DAMN TITLE MATCH AGAINST THE BEAST, FOR MY TITLE, NEXT TRTN?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIT IS THIS?! ARRRGGGG!!!

[Chris Cortez sits down on the couch and holds his white knuckled fists to his face, as he breaths heavily, trying to keep his temper under control as Syd closes the door]

Chris Cortez: Something VERY fishy is going on and I don't like the smell of it, not one bit! There seems to be something going on between the Beast and that prick Mordrid, I can feel it, I can sense it, they are up to something! But what? What is it?

[Chris Cortez sits there for a moment, his knuckles still white, which are still at his head, as he whispers quietly to himself. Syd meanwhile walks over to the minibar and goes to pour himself a martini when-]

Chris Cortez: I GOT IT!

[Syd is startled by Chris Cortez's sudden jump of excitement that the martini bottle flies out of his hand and crashes to the ground]

Chris Cortez: I got it! I got it figured out! I know what's going on! I know what they are up to! Its so simple Im surprised such a talented mind such as my own couldn't figure it out! You see, let me ask you something, why is it that the Beast got a title shot, seemingly out of nowhere?

[Syd is down on the ground, cleaning the mess of the martini glass up, as he just shrugs]

Syd: I dunno

Chris Cortez: Well, one would assume that the Beast got his title shot just because he ratted us out to Mordrid, but, what if that was just a cover? What if that was just to distract people from the truth?

Syd: The truth being?

Chris Cortez: The truth that although the Beast calls me the new old man via my tricks, the fact, the truth, is that HE is the new old man, for he is using the oldest trick in the old man book! The trick of management control! I mean, think about it, the Beast gets a damn match against ME, for MY Heavyweight Title OUT OF NOWHERE?! PAH-LEASE! the Beast can go on and on about how he is a wrestler who "wont rely on management to help him" and how he "is an earning person, and gets what he earns" plus "its not my time yet". Well, I think the Beast got tired of waiting, I think the Beast's ego has gotten so big from being the 100th day reigning League Champ, he figured he was worthy enough for a chance at my gold!

[Chris Cortez shakes his head]

Chris Cortez: Well, that's far from the truth! For the Beast, he is doing the one thing he said he never would do, and that would be to get help from management. Its the oldest old man trick in the book, plus, those who use the trick, always lie and say they arint doing it. Killjoy said he didn't, of course, he later revealed he did, thus, lying. I can see through the Beast like a plate of glass, and just like that, he will get shattered to pieces! For, the reason why the Beast is doing all of this, is even more simpler! He's jealous. He knows, like many others, that they stand NO chance against the likes of ME, the true talent super mega star!

[Chris Cortez stares off into space, with a cocky look on his face]

Chris Cortez: Besides that, I know why else he is doing this, you know why?

[Syd is down on the floor, picking up the glass pieces of the martini glass as he sighs and responds to Chris Cortez]

Syd: No why?

Chris Cortez: The other reason he is doing this, getting the management help, is because of the war going on. The war between the UWA and the New-Gen, the war of the old vs. the young, and so on and so forth. He said he was tired of it, found it childish and stupid. Well, its obvious that he doesn't think this or truly believe in it. I mean, he had the whole Dark Carnival and Triad come out with when he made his little speech and give the "evidence" against me and the rest of the New Generation. Its obvious he's in on this war, its just that he's playing with a more sneakier deck. He's playing with Mordrid's deck, yeah, he's playing with the management's deck, he's become nothing but an old man! Something he said he wasn't, he's lied once again, because he's becoming just that! Just so he can win this war fast and easy and become the champion the same way, fast and easy, all thanks to Mordrid, that little shit!

[Chris Cortez clenches his teeth in anger]

Chris Cortez: So, to get the title from me, part one of his plan, what does he do? What does the Beast do? He gets a match against me thanks to Mordrid, a World Heavyweight Title match, of course! I know old men tricks, Ive seen them before, and that Beast, he's been using so many, he better not pull anymore during our match! Not to mention that bastard Mordrid! He better not pull any either! I don't want to lose my title, that I worked so hard for, and rightfully won, to go to a bunch of slimeballs who are just jealous that I am the champion!

[Chris Cortez picks up his World Heavyweight Title and wears it proudly]

Chris Cortez: Why does Mordrid care so much about taking this belt off my shoulder anywas? I've heard rumors around the locker room, ever sense he talked to us in the ring earlier tonight, that he is sick and tired of seeing me as the champion. Well, I think he like everyone else, needs to live with it! They need to live with the fact that I am the champion and that I always WILL be the champion, for no one, NO ONE, will be able to defeat me for this belt in a fair and square matchup! NO ONE! For NO ONE, can defeat such a true talented super mega star legend, such as myself! NO ONE! Especially not in a fair and square match up, for Killjoy cant beat me without weapons and if the Beast thinks management will help him win, not even that will help in the end!

Mordrid knows this, Mordrid knows that I am unstoppable, that no one can topple the great legend known as Chris Cortez! So, he's trying to take me down, he's trying to destroy me step by step! Just so he can get the title off of me and give it to someone else, some undeserving little shit that doesn't even deserve to walk in my shadow! He's just out to screw me over so that will happen! Tonight he screwed me and Allen out of our tag team titles AFTER we officially won! Then, he puts us in a tag team elimination match FOR the tag team titles in four corners match?! Do you know what that means Syd?

[Syd takes some paper towels and soaks the spill out of the rug]

Syd: No, what?

Chris Cortez: That means that not only will I have to face Killjoy in a two out of three falls match, which I WILL win btw, but I have to fight an additional THREE matches just to win back the tag titles that should never have left my shoulder in the first place! That's a total of five or six matches Ill be having to fight at the PPV! Now, I am not complaining, because I can 100% win each one and it will be easy, for I am of course, the true talent super mega star and living legend! I am just saying, its all because of that bastard Mordrid that I even HAVE to! I have to face Killjoy and Hardcore Wreck, two men me and Allen already beat, and then there are the two women we've already beat, those bitching bitches Ms.Vampiro and Tatium whatever her name is! If the Beast or Mordrid helps those two wenches win in anyway, they're will be some hell to pay!

Speaking of their being hell to pay, RuinNation, Pariah and Penance, those two backstabbers, they will have plenty of hell to pay! No one, and I mean, NO ONE double crosses Chris Cortez, NO ONE! Those bastards better have a good explanation of WHY they did what they did, but no matter what they say, in the end it will end the same way. I am going to teach those bastards a lesson, a lesson that reads like this: "Don't cross Chris Cortez"! I can be your best friend or I can be your worst enemy! Those bastards are always saying "know your enemy"? Well, they're enemy is now Chris Cortez and I am one enemy they will wish they NEVER, EVER, made!

They want to go for the tag team titles? Huh? Well, they will have to go through me to get it, just like those two bitches of the Dark Carnival will have to. Im not going to let a bunch of backstabbing bastards, bitching bitches or old men get in my way of winning back what was stolen from me! No, I wont! I will get back those tag team titles and I will reclaim my tag team throne along side Allen Rage, as we prove to everyone that WE, the New Generation, ARE the way of the future and that we ARE the tag team of the future by becoming the future tag team champions, once again!

[Syd gets up and dumps the damp towels in the trash]

Syd: What about Ash?

Chris Cortez: Who?

Syd: Ash

Chris Cortez: Ash? Ash who? Ashley J. Williams? Ash Ketchum? Oh wait, do you mean ASH as in that old man has been who recently showed up and became the newest member of the UWA?

Syd: Yeah, THAT Ash

Chris Cortez: Ah, yes, good ol' Ashy Boy! When was the last time he did anything important besides lose to everyone on the roster and disgrace his name anymore than he already has himself by claiming to be who he is? Its pathetic, he's comeback, only to join the UWA, for he, just like them, are Unwanted. He's old, he's a has-been and no one goes around wondering "what happened to Ash"? as if people still give a damn about him. For no one does. He's old news. He's become a part of the past and he's been forgotten. Now, he comes back and joins the UWA? Why? So he can become something again? HA! He'll never become something again, for he has become nothing and there's no turning back for he's always been nothing and he'll continue to be just that: NOTHING! Ash joining the UWA is like telling me a dog took a shit on the sidewalk. Both mean nothing to me, just as much as it means nothing to anyone. Only trouble it will cause is that once I step on it, It will stink for a few minutes, but It would be no trouble to scrap it off and get rid of it once and for all, you know what I mean?

[Syd looks a bit confused as he finishes cleaning up his mess]

Syd: Ah, sure.

Chris Cortez: Right. Besides, Ash joining the UWA and Pariah and Penance leaving, it all gives ME great pleasure to announce that recently I have decided to let a very anxious young man become a member into the New Generation!

Syd: Who would that be?

Chris Cortez: Sorry Syd, but that information cannot be revealed at this current moment in time. The next time this cameraman meets us, it will be so, but not now. Now, we must pack up our things and get the hell out of here, just being in the same building as all the filth which stinks up these halls is making me sick. YOU! Turn that camera off and get out of here, NOW!

[The scene fades to black quickly as Chris Cortez angrily looks into the camera]