I hope no one (especially Hardcore Wreck) gets mad at me for using the character of Hardcore Wreck in my promo. He called me out, so, Im coming out to talk to him. Im just using him to be there, Im not beating him up, he dosent talk, he's just there. I hope thats ok.

[Scene: We open up at an LSW House Show, not just any LSW House Show, but the LSW House Show that Hardcore Wreck has decided to crash. He walks around the ring, circling it, as he impatiently looks towards the rampway. He's called out Chris Cortez, and now he's waiting. Waiting for him to show up, waiting for him to say what he has to say and then waiting so he can get a chance to kick his ass.

"Sexy Boy" by WWE suddenly hits the speakers as everyone turns to their heads towards the entrance, especially Hardcore Wreck. Out from behind, out from backstage and through the curtains, comes the LSW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Cortez, the "One Man Boyband". He repositions the title on his shoulder, as he poses to the crowd for a moment. As soon as he sees Hardcore Wreck looking at him, he puts the mic in his hands to his lips]

Chris Cortez: Well, hello Hardcore Wreck, hello old man, how are you today? Fine? How is your hip? Did you get down to the ring ok without your cane? Without your master to carry you? HA HA! Seriously though, Wreck, Im here, live and in person and that is what you wanted right? Right? You should be careful of what you wish for Wreck, cuz you just got it. Im out here, right now and I can see the fear in your eyes.

[Wreck just looks at Chris Cortez, with a questioning look on his face]

Chris Cortez: What? You don't know what Im talking about? Like I said, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. You wished that I was here, so you could tell me off, beat me up, that sort of thing. You wanted me to come out here and tell everything ive said about you to your face, well, here I am. You weren't expecting me to be here, we're you? You figured I wouldn't show up and you'd be safe and sound. Cuz you know that you cannot beat me, for against me, you are nothing and I am EVERYTHING!

[The crowd gives off half boos, half cheers as Hardcore Wreck goes to say something, but Chris Cortez cuts him off]

Chris Cortez: No, Wreck, don't say a word. You can say whatever shit you want about how you will beat me, how you will destroy me, but the fact of the matter is that you wont. That is a fact. For I am better than you in all aspects. Which is also just that, a fact. Which is something you need to learn to realize, but you wont, till its too late. Which will be when Ive pinned you and your down and out, nothing but a mess on the mat.

You keep telling me to "say things to your face" and to "not run" and "not to hide". Im not running, Im standing here in front of you, all of these fans, in front of the world. Im not hiding, im here, right here, in plain view. As for telling all my words straight to your face...

[Chris Cortez starts walking down the rampway, as the crowd cheers, as he gets closer and closer to the ring. Hardcore Wreck watches from inside the ring, in the middle of the ring, looking ready to fight as Chris Cortez starts climbing the metal stairs into the ring]

Chris Cortez: Hardcore Wreck...you are nothing but a has-been, an old man, a nothing, a pathetic bitch who relies on his master Deakin to get anywhere in his career, alone you cannot achieve anything!

[Chris Cortez walks into the middle of the ring and gets in the face of Hardcore Wreck, as they stare at each other, eye to eye, in the middle of the ring, the crowd cheering all around them]

Chris Cortez: So, let me ask you, how do you like THAT, BITCH?!

[Chris Cortez and Hardcore Wreck continue to try to stare each other down, but neither of them budge as Chris Cortez continues to talk]

Chris Cortez: Here I am Wreck, Im in your face, telling you just what's on my mind, giving you the facts, telling you just what you truly are. You cant live with that? Too bad, you will, at the PPV, you will realize your true worth. Your'll come to realize as Ive said, that your nothing and Im everything. Here I am Wreck. Your opponent at the PPV. Im here. Not running. Not hiding. Im not doing either now and I wont do any of the two at the PPV. For, with a 15 foot chain connected to us, we will have nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

Not that I would, but you, you old man, you will defiantly wish you could. You will beg for the match to end, you will cry out in mercy as I tear you limb from limb and show you just how pathetic you really are. You will scream out in pain and agony as you are shown for the insignificant little nothing you are, you will wish you had never, ever, crossed paths with me. The TRUE LEGEND of the LSW, the most TALENTED SUPER MEGA STAR to EVER cross into the squared circle!

You Wreck, will get your wake up call at the PPV and you will realize just how pathetic you truly are. You relize that without help you are nothing, because you are nothing. Your nothing but a little BITCH!

[Hardcore Wreck breaths heavily as he continues to stare into Chris Cortez's eyes, as he just evilly smiles and laughs a bit]

Chris Cortez: Im sure you'd love me to stay so you could have an early go at me, but I wouldent want you to get embarrassed too badly before our match, or break a hip for that matter. For, I really must be going, I only came here to pick up my new tag team partner, for we're heading over to the gym to workout. You've met him, haven't you Wreck? You've met Allen Rage, right?

[Hardcore Wreck looks behind him to see Allen Rage, who evily smiles]

Chris Cortez: Like I said, we really must be going, we'd love to stay and beat the shit out of you, but Ill wait till the PPV. You should too. For you might be Deakin's bitch at the moment, but at the PPV, Im going to make you my bitch. And when its all said and done and the smoke has cleared, and your down on your back, getting pinned for the count, you will know. You will know, that your NOTHING, and I am EVERYTHING!

["Sexy Boy" by WWE hits the speakers again as Allen Rage walks past Hardcore Wreck and through the ropes as Chris Cortez evilly smiles at Hardcore Wreck. Chris Cortez heads through the ropes and walks up the rampway along with Allen Rage, as Hardcore Wreck angrily watches them head through the curtains and to the backstage area. Hardcore Wreck looks pissed off as he throws a tantrum in the ring, cursing and kicking the ropes as the scene fades to black, with him starring angrily at the entrance way]