[Scene opens up inside the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez’ locker room as he watches the ending moments of Wraith’s recent interview. He just looks at it, but instead of an angry rage of hatred flowing through his veins all that comes out is laughter! Chris Cortez can’t stop himself from laughing as his manager Syd just looks over at him in confusion]

Syd: Why the hell are you laughing? The man just made fun of you!

Chris Cortez: I know, I know. It’s just so funny how much of an idiot this guy is. I mean, c’mon, seriously, “One Man Boy Banger”? PAH-LEASE! How UN-Original is that? Can he not see how the girls just flock around me, hanging on to my every word? I mean, do you see him surrounded by lots of girls?! NO! In fact, I bet he’s just jealous of me! Yeah, he’s just jealous! I mean, c’mon, what self respecting chick would wanna be seen hanging out with a mask wearing freak like him?

[Chris Cortez looks in the mirror and smiles, as he combs his hair and puts a little hair gel in it straightening it out and admiring himself]

Chris Cortez: I mean, c’mon, he has nothing on me! I’ve got the damn good looks, he has a mask covering his hideous deformed freakish thing of a face. I’ve got the girls, he has, actually, have you ever seen him near any girls?

Syd: Can’t say I have

Chris Cortez: My thoughts exactly! I mean, he labels me a “Boy Banger”? PAH-LEASE! I mean, what’s up his obsession with “Beating people’s butts/ass?” and calling me his “Bitch”? THAT is what Id call being a quote unquote “Boy Banger”. Besides, why does he target me? If there is anyone who fits those quote unquote words it would have to be those weirdos, the so called holy warriors of Light Force. I mean, big beefy religious guys preaching about god like that of a minister? You’ve got your next “Boy Bangers” right there! Wraith just dosen’t know what he’s talking about! I mean, his job is to entertain the fans, right? That’s the job of every wrestling superstar, correct?

Syd: Right

Chris Cortez: Well, tell me, what would the fans rather see? A free show from the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez with him walking out intact helping Wraith get a push, which could very well get him his rematch against ah, whats his name? “Big Bad Voodoo Daddy” Space Swandar? Well, whatever his name is, back to my point. It breaks down like this: would the fans rather see that, or get no free show and see Wraith beat me up to a pulp ruining my fans chances of seeing me perform and such? I think it’s definally a no-brainer. Of course, Wraith has no brain, so all his brute force mind is telling him is to fight. But, hey, that’s the big red retard for you. I just hope when the time comes, he at least has enough brain cells left to make the right decision…or else.

[Chris Cortez stares into the mirror fixing his hair again, as he smiles and winks with the cameras fading to black.]