[Scene: We open up at a cafe in the good section of downtown as everyone is enjoying their coffee inside the cafe. For today it is not a good day to be outside, as the rain pours down hard and the thunder booms louder. Those within the cafe are a very select few, as most people more or less feel today is a good day to count pennies or watch TV; certainly not a day to go outside. Among those select few people within this cafe we find the LSW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Cortez, the infamous "One Man Boyband".

He sits there among the others at a small table in the corner, alone, as he reads the daily paper. As he turns the page he takes a sip of his coffee and continues to read, not noticing that the door has just opened. Through the door comes a normal set man, drenched from head to toe, looking as though he has forgotten his umbrella. He looks around the cafe through his raincoat hood until he spots what he is looking for: Chris Cortez.

Chris Cortez, seemingly unaware of this man's presence, continues to read his paper and sip his coffee. The man in the raincoat walks heavily towards him, hand reaching into his coat for something. Chris Cortez turns the page again and sips his coffee once more as the man in the raincoat gets ever closer, and the object within his coat comes out ever more. As Chris Cortez goes to put his coffee cup down he looks up at the man who draws out the object from his coat and points it straight towards his head]

Chris Cortez: God Damnit will you get that thing out of my face!

[The drenched raincoat man puts the camera down on the table as he takes off his raincoat, showing himself to be none other than Cameron the Cameraman. As he hangs up his raincoat, Chris Cortez turns another page of his newspaper.]

Chris Cortez: So, where is Ms.Riley?

[Suddenly the door to the cafe bursts open with a huge burst of rain and wind, along with Abbey Riley wearing a skimpy little suit and a plastic see-through raincoat. She quickly shuts the door and takes off her rain bonnet, as all the rain collected by it makes quite a puddle on the ground. She looks over at Cameron and Chris Cortez, who just look at her. She shoots them back an angry look as she walks over to them and holds out her hands. Cameron helps her take off her raincoat and hangs it up for her as she sits down; Chris Cortez smiling all the while.]

Chris Cortez: Why hello Ms.Riley, nice of you to join me this evening, your looking good as usual.

[Abbey Riley shoots Chris Cortez a stare that could kill, probably could If done to the right person]

Abbey Riley: Listen you little prick, the ONLY reason I am here, the ONLY reason why I was forced out of bed on a freaking weekend and trekked through a frigging rainstorm to get here was to get an interview with you. I wouldn't have done all this If I wasn't getting paid, believe me. CAMERON!

[Abbey Riley snaps her fingers and Cameron, who was setting up the camera, comes to attention to her side]

Cameron: You rang Ms.Riley?

Abbey Riley: Coffee. NOW.

Cameron: Right away Ms.Riley.

[Cameron heads up to the counter to get her coffee as Chris Cortez just watches it all and shakes his head about it as he turns his attention to Abbey Riley who is looking herself over in a little makeup mirror]

Chris Cortez: So, now that we're alone, how about after this we go do our own coffee grind and pour some milk into each other's cup?

[Chris Cortez winks and smiles as Abbey Riley just looks at him with a disgusted look as Cameron comes back with Abbey Riley's coffee and hands it to her as she sips it and Cameron gets the camera and sets it up. He counts down from 5 and then goes silent at 2 as he uses hand motions for the rest, pointing to Abbey at 0]

Abbey Riley: Hello, Abbey Riley here on location at Cup o' Joe's downtown with the current LSW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Cortez, the self proclaimed "One Man Boyband". Now Chris, last week, you we're horribly humiliated by the UWA, made up of Killjoy, Vertigo and Morgan Blackthorne. Any comments?

Chris Cortez: Well, Abbey, I wouldn't exactly say I was humiliated. I mean, sure, they did get the best of me, but what they did showed that they are simply nothing but cowards. To think, it takes THREE of them to over power ONE of ME! That is just simply pathetic. Now, If you want to talk pathetic, lets actually talk about THEM, the UWA, lets talk about Killjoy, Vertigo and Morgan Blackthorne. THEY are pathetic. Killjoy and Vertigo for still believing they are worth something in this federation, hell, in this world and Morgan Blackthorne for actually going along with them.

[Chris Cortez takes a sip of his coffee]

Chris Cortez: I mean, really, Morgan Blackthorne sickens me. To think such a could-be talented athlete like himself needs help from a bunch of has-beens just to get anywhere in this world of ours. I saw talent in him, I saw potential in him for the New Generation, really I did. But after what he did on TRTN, he showed to me, hell, he showed to everyone what he truly is and that is that he is just like Killjoy and Vertigo; he is NOTHING. If he has to let other people HELP him climb the ladder, instead of doing it himself, that shows that he has no talent and that he is nothing. Nothing at all.

[Chris Cortez drinks his coffee once more]

Chris Cortez: As for Vertigo and Killjoy, the so called "leaders of the REAL revolution", they have been proved to be nothing, nothing but a bunch of has-beens. Its pathetic how they think they can still amount to ANYTHING anymore, it really is. They can make this little group and have all their little has-been buddies join to help them, but in the end, the New Generation will flourish. We will show, once again, that the past of LSW is dead. Its over. Its through. The New Generation, the future, is the ONLY way to go.

Abbey Riley: Well, you talk big now but we have yet to see any members to this so called "New Generation". I mean, you claim that people like Morgan Blackthorne are apart of it, but then he went and turned on you.

Chris Cortez: Well, I never said he was OFFICIALLY in it. I just said that he HAS what it takes to be apart of it. Although, after what he did, he was shown to truly NOT have what it takes; not at all. There are still those who I feel have what it takes, people like the Beast and the rest of the Dark Carnival, the XecutionerZ, the DOA and others. They all have what it takes to be apart of the New Generation, its up to them to become apart of it. The greeting is there, they just have to RSVP. Some already have.

[Chris Cortez drinks his coffee as Abbey Riley drinks hers, but looks at Chris Cortez with a weird look]

Abbey Riley: You mean there already are some OFFICIAL members as we speak?

Chris Cortez: Indeed. After TRTN, I was contacted by them and they we're very eager to become apart of the New Generation. They knew the right path and they chose it. I look very forward to working with them and I believe they will become a very valuable asset to the New Generation way in the LSW.

[Chris Cortez goes to drink his coffee, but Abbey Riley's voice stops him]

Abbey Riley: Well?

Chris Cortez: Well what?

Abbey Riley: Who are they?

[Chris Cortez drinks his coffee and shuts chuckles a bit]

Chris Cortez: Abbey, oh Abbey, THAT is classified information. Much like the identities of the three members who are supposed to be joining the UWA soon. Everything will be known in time, don't worry, but, If you are eager to know, I can tell you who the the three members of UWA will be.

Abbey Riley: What?! How do you know?!

[Chris Cortez smiles a bit as he raises his eyebrows up and down]

Chris Cortez: I have my ways.

Abbey Riley: Well?! Who are they?! How did you find out?!

Chris Cortez: Relax, Ms.Riley. Relax. The answers to the question is easy if you just look at all the facts that are laid out before you.

Abbey Riley: Go on.

Chris Cortez: Well, we all saw on TRTN, Hardcore Wreck was given an UWA T-Shirt by his old buddy Killjoy, correct?

Abbey Riley: Yeah, so?

Chris Cortez: Well, as of late, Hardcore Wreck has been going around saying how he is one of the last remaining original LSW'ers and how he is finally getting respect and singles gold, not to mention bitching and complaining he has deserved it for a long time. Now, Killjoy reminded him of this, and provoked him by telling him that he is nothing in singles, he is nothing without Killjoy. Basically saying that without Killjoy's help, without being Killjoy's bitch, Hardcore Wreck is nothing. So, this provokes Hardcore Wreck to join so that he will finally get the piece of the pie he believes he deserves.

Abbey Riley: Ok, so ur saying one of the three is Hardcore Wreck?

Chris Cortez: Exactly, although, If I was Hardcore Wreck, I would think again. I mean, does he really want to keep on relying on Killjoy for the rest of his life? Does he really want to go through his life being known as nothing more than Killjoy's bitch? I would think not. I would think he would rather do it all on his own. Rely on no-one and go it alone and do it alone. THAT would show more pride and determination, not to mention more talent. Besides, lets not forget what happened the last time Hardcore Wreck was partners with Killjoy.

Abbey Riley: Which is?

Chris Cortez: You damn blonde, you forgot already? Now, If Im not mistaken with my LSW History: They broke up as a tag team and feuded with Killjoy getting the upside, screwing Wreck over with the creation of the Band and dipping his pen into corporate ink for the first time. Getting his first taste of it and hungry for more. It wouldn't surprise me if the reason why Wreck is in such bad shape is because all the way back then, Killjoy used his corporate power to keep Wreck away from him, cuz he knew he was a force which could have taken his title. So, in short, If I was Wreck, I would think again.

[Chris Cortez sips more of his coffee as Abbey Riley does so too]

Abbey Riley: So, who are the other two?

Chris Cortez: Well, Id have to say the second one would be Vega

Abbey Riley: Vega?! The egotistical little ninja guy?

Chris Cortez: The very same. I mean, haven't you noticed that as of late, Vega has been really close to Killjoy and Vertigo? Being all buddy buddy and talking to them in their locker rooms?

Abbey Riley: Not to mention getting jumped by their other friend Dissident in the process.

Chris Cortez: True. True. But the point Im trying to make is that It would be a VERY sad thing if Vega we're to join up with them. I mean, he has beaten some very big names and a lot of people during his short stay here in the LSW. That shows talent. He certainly has what it takes to join the New Generation. A Generation that is built of working hard and not relying on others to get to the top. Vega has done that, he shows those qualities, but if he is going to now join up with the UWA and use them as a free ride to the top, he is no longer the great warrior he claims to be. He will become nothing more than a no-talented bitch and cabin boy to a bunch of has-beens. Simple as that.

[Chris Cortez drinks his coffee]

Abbey Riley: So, who is the third man?

Chris Cortez: The third man, the third man, indeed, who is the third man? I'll tell you who the third man is, the third man is Goldman.

Abbey Riley: Your opponent on TRTN?

Chris Cortez: The very same. You see, it seems to me as though the UWA is simply being composed of people from the LSW's past, a bunch of has-beens who are past their times and think that by banding together, by creating a union, they can change it all. While Vertigo and Killjoy have already been proved to be nothing but a bunch of has-beens, people like Hardcore Wreck and Goldman still have potential. They just need to work a little harder, show they still got it and put in those extra hours, you know? Stooping to a low of having to bitch and complain and join up with the UWA is simply pathetic. They still have potential to join the New Generation, they still have the potential to make it in the future, they just need to realize it and try hard to reach that goal.

Abbey Riley: Ah, ok. But, you haven't explained why Goldman is the third man.

Chris Cortez: I already did, Abbey. Ill say it again: Goldman is the third man because he is apart of the old LSW. He is apart of that time and he still remains. Like I said, the UWA seems to be composed of past LSW'ers and new people who wish to become their bitches and help them, thinking they will get something out of it all. They wont though. Killjoy and Vertigo are only using them all so that in the end they can get back the power they once had and get their revenge over me. So they create this little pow wow to try to do it, although, much like last time, they will fail.

[Chris Cortez takes another sip of his coffee]

Abbey Riley: So, do you expect there to be UWA interfearence during your match with Goldman?

Chris Cortez: Sadly, there just might be. Pathetic that they would all stoop to such lows. Now, I suspect that going into the Blackthorne vs. Goldman match, they knew that one of them was going to face me, and it didn't really matter who. Why? Cuz In the end, no matter which one won, as long as one did, both are UWA, so in the end, the UWA would win. Or so they think.

Abbey Riley: What do you mean?

Chris Cortez: They think they have everything in the bag, under control; squared away. Not at all. Im on to them, as Ive proven here today. I know every step they make, every breath they take, because Im watching them. You could say that Im lucky that I was contacted by unknown sources, wanting to join up with the New Generation. I don't call it luck. I call it fate. You see, during my match, if Goldman gets any help from his UWA buddies, MY buddies will come out and even the score. Believe me. I will not get screwed out of my title by a bunch of no-talented has-beens and their little bitches. I will personally see to that and so will the management, as I know that Mordrid will be returning next week, and thank god to that. He'll finally bring order back to the LSW and hopefully put a stop to this UWA nonsense once and for all.

Abbey Riley: So, your really certain that all of this is true?

Chris Cortez: Of course, the facts are all there. Hardcore Wreck, Vega and Goldman haven't turned yet, but if they do, not even Mommy Killjoy and Daddy Vertigo will be able to help them. Goldman's time for truth will come on TRTN, wither he is New Generation or UWA. If he is UWA, than he will truly be shown for the true pathetic coward he is. He says that I have no wrestling ability and that I cheat? I don't cheat. I never cheat. I win with my own TRUE TALENT. Goldman very well may have his own true talent, but if he goes with the UWA, he will prove that he has NOTHING. Relying on others to take you to the top proves that you are NOTHING. Going the way of the UWA, will show and prove that I am not the cheater, HE IS. If he goes with the UWA, he will prove that he is indeed a FREAK, because just like has-beens, CHEATING NO-TALENT FREAKS are UNWANTED. Now, I must be leaving Ms.Riley, I have to get to the gym and meet Syd for my daily workout and-

[Chris Cortez drinks the last of his coffee and then gets a weird look on his face as he looks around]

Chris Cortez: Er-but first, I have to find a bathroom...

[Chris Cortez heads off screen as the camera looks back at Abbey Riley who looks at the camera, a bit surprised]

Abbey Riley: Ah, well, that's all for today! Make sure to check out all the exciting action on Tuesday! This is Abbey Riley signing off!

[The scene fades to black as the camera shuts off]