The scene opens up inside Chris Cortez’ VIP Locker Room as his manager Syd is sitting down on the couch reading a magazine and Chris Cortez paces around the room.

Syd: Will you calm down? I’m sure they will be realeasing it soon or later

Chris Cortez: Im just neverously anxious to see who Im fighting in my debut match! I mean, who could It be?! That pathetic kid who couldent get a women if he was the last man on earth, Vigo? What about some of these other guys who are making debuts like me? Like that Grimstone guy, or that guy with the name of a cow, you know, Bullgrind or something. Or maybe I’ll be going up against that other guy, you know, the one with the sexy chic. I think his name is Sadglum Suplex or something. Dosent matter who they throw at me, I can take anyone on who heads my way, aint no problem!

Suddenly there is a knock on the door, which startles Chris Cortez who gets angry and opens the door forcefully

Chris Cortez: What in the hell do you want?!

LSW Employee: I’m just passing out the matches for the next TRTN sir, jeesh

Chris Cortez angerly looks at the employee then snatches the match card out of his hand and slams the door in his face.

Chris Cortez: Moron

Chris Cortez reads the card, and his angerly slowly begins to rise as he reads it off

Chris Cortez: WRAITH?! I HAVE TO FACE WRAITH IN MY FIRST MATCH?!

Syd: What’s so wrong with that? He’s no match for you right?

Chris Cortez goes from looking a little nervous to holding himself in high regard as he coughs and holds his head up high

Chris Cortez: Well, of course not! I’m just saying, after him losing his title last night, he’ll obviously be really pissed off and looking for a personal punching bag. I mean, how can they do that to me?! Killjoy was right when he said that I am a perfessional, I cant go getting beat up by some brute with a bad attitude! I mean, If I was to get injuried or hurt, that would also hurt and injure ticket sales! I mean, without me on the card, what would the point of even showing up be, seriously?

Syd kinda just rolls his eyes

Syd: Yeah, True. So, what are you going to do then?

Chris Cortez: Well, I cant just let all my fans down, I mean, it’s the reason they would even be seen in such a dump each and every week.

Syd: So, your going to fight him?

Chris Cortez: Are you kidding me?! That giant buffoon?! Seriouslly, I mean, I could beat him, c’mon, let’s not forget that. However, I must be a perfessional about all of this and not risk the chance of injuring myself thus bringing such poor sales to LSW due to my fans sorrow. At TRTN, I will give the fans what they want, me, by singing one of my songs from my upcoming album “Girl, You REV My Engine”…

…as for my match with Wraith…Well, I’ll perform before the match then when he comes down for our match, I’ll simply just lie down in the middle of the ring and LET HIM pin me. Yup, that’s right. I do it all for the fans! They don’t want to see me get possibly injuried by such a big red retard, so I’ll give them a free song, Wraith gets his victory, and I don’t get hurt or injuried! It all works out for everyone!

Syd: Let’s just hope that he simply just pins you instead of just letting his aggression out on you

Chris Cortez: Ah, C’mon! This is a once and a life time opportunity for someone like him! Pinning the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez?! He’ll get the push of a lifetime for pinning such an icon like me! How could he resist?!

Syd: How could he resist, indeed

Syd rolls his eyes as Chris Cortez admires himself in the mirror and Syd goes back to reading his magazine as the scene fades to black