[Scene: We open up on a quiet night, the stars are out and the moon is full. Down below, back to earth, and away from the heavens, we come to the entrance of a stadium. This stadium is Gillette Stadium, in Foxboro Massachusetts, home to the New England Patriots. However, tonight it is home to ghost, ghouls, and goblins. Tonight it is filled with screams and monsters, gore and blood. Tonight it is the home of Spooky World, American's Scariest Theme Park.

The crowds shuffle into the park, ready for a night of fright filled encounters within the confines of haunted mansions and people dressed up in costumes ready to scare them. As they wall shuffle into the park, a lone cameraman follows along with them. As he crosses into the park, he notices a sign which says: "LSW World Heavyweight Champion, the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, HERE TONIGHT ONLY!"

The cameraman continues to follow the crowd into the park, as people dressed up as monsters pop out of places, scaring some. The cameraman looks around and notices a tent with a table out in front which reads: "Meet LSW World Heavyweight Champion, the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, HERE TONIGHT ONLY!". Below that sign is another sign which reads: "Be Back in 15 Minutes."

The cameraman sighs as he sits on the table and puts his camera down as he lights up a cigarette. He looks around and waits as suddenly as suddenly a guy in a really crappy Freddy Krueger costume jumps out of nowhere. Which scares the cameraman, not one bit.]

Freddy: Hey! No smoking in the park!

[The cameraman just looks at the guy, who looks more like a kid, some teenage kid doing this for a pathetic job. The cameraman opens his mouth and blows smoke into the guys face, who then starts coughing up a storm. Suddenly, Syd walks up to him with a corndog and large coke in hand.]

Syd: Hey, you from the LSW?

Cameraman: Yup.

Syd: Let me guess, your here for an interview with Chris on Killjoy and Vertigo's recent promo?

Camerman: Right-o.

Syd: All right then, follow me.

[The camerman takes one last puff of his cigerate and then throws it at the kid wearing the Freddy Krueger costume. He suddenly lights up in flames and runs around on fire. Meanwhile, Syd leads the way for the cameraman as they enter the tent behind the table. As they get close, they hear crying as they then rush into the tent to find Chris Cortez crying. Syd runs up to him and looks at him as Chris Cortez sobs madly.]

Syd: Chris? What's the matter?

Chris Cortez: Angel! My Angel! Gone! Why?! Why?! I didn't mean, I didn't mean what I said! I, I, I-

[Chris Cortez suddenly stops crying and just laughs]

Chris Cortez: I'm just kidding! Man, listening to that sob story was music to my ears. That little bitch deserves what she has to deal with now, she chose which path to take and that's her own fault. I'm not going to symphasize over her little boohoo fest, I mean, If she wants to leave, Ill personally open the damn door for her. She'll just have to make sure the door doesn't hit her ass on the way out, I just might slam It a bit too hard.

[Chris Cortez laughs as he then looks over at the LSW Cameraman]

Chris Cortez: Ah, your here! You bring what I asked for?

[The LSW Cameraman takes a VHS tape out of his coat pocket and holds it up, so that Chris Cortez can see it.]

Chris Cortez: Excellent, Syd, pop it in, lets see what our dear friend Killjoy and his lil' buddy Vertigo have to say

[Syd takes the tape from the LSW Cameraman and walks over to where a TV is set up on the other side of the tent. He pops it into the VCR and presses play as picks up the remote and hands it to Chris Cortez.]

Chris Cortez: Look at them, Vertigo and Killjoy, Im surprised the old men can even walk down the damn ramp. Figured they might break a hip or something without their walkers to help them. Oh and look at that! Killjoy has his trusty sledgehammer with him and oh, gee, look he's beating someone up with it! Jeesh, I tell you, Killjoy is really getting old, where he has to rely on a weapon to take down people for him. I don't need weapons to do my job for me, I just use my TRUE TALENT, along with my power of the punch!

[Chris Cortez keeps on watching as The crowd, who have been silent all this time, break out in a chant of "True leg-ends, true leg-ends.]

Killjoy: YOU HEAR THAT CORTEZ!! YOU HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!! WE ARE THE TRUE LEGENDS!! YOUR JUST ANOTHER WANNABE, ANOTHER SELF-PROCLAIMED LEGEND!!

[Chris Cortez pauses the tape]

Chris Cortez: Oh PAH-LEASE! What the hell do those brain dead fans know? All they know is that, like trained seals, they cheer for who they are "supposed to" cheer for. They are still clouded, blinded, by Killjoy's nostalgic career, and thanks to that, they are blinded, clouded by the truth. The truth that I, AM True Legend and they are NOTHING but a bunch of old men who think they are still something when they are NOTHING!

[Chris Cortez presses play as the tape continues]

[The replay pauses and the camera cuts back to Killjoy]

Killjoy: Now lets talk about what the skeptics said. Sure they said you'd never be the LSW champion, and you proved them wrong. The fact that you did beat me one-on-one is fine and all, but now you've got a problem. I'm no longer the champ who is on the defensive, I'm the challenger. And if you ask anyone, I'm more dangerous when I'm going for a title than when I actually hold it. Now you told everyone to accept reality, but your reality is still two-thirds fantasy. It is reality that you are the LSW World champion, but your still a no-talent normal competitor. Now you'd say that you do have talent because you beat me, but you forget that even the biggest loser can get lucky and win the big one.

[Chris Cortez pauses the tape]

Chris Cortez: Luck? Luck!? Luck had NOTHING to do with MY victory! I won, like you said, with my TRUE TALENT! The only no-talented normal competitor around here is you Killjoy, the only place you get your "Talent" from is from behind the closed doors of management. I mean, How else did such a match for TRTN come about? With you two taking on me and the Beast for our titles? I'll tell you, you two, you old men, you want your spots back, you want it to be just like the old days, you want it to be your time again. So, what do you do? Run and cry to mommy management, AGAIN, that you two dinosaurs, you two relics, still deserve to be the top guys around here. Well, YOU DON'T, WE, Chris Cortez and the Beast, WE deserve the top spots! We already have it as a matter of fact and there is no way in hell we will have yo two taking it from us as come TRTN, we will retire your asses, PERMANENTLY!

[Chris Cortez presses play]

[Again, a pause and return to Killjoy]

Killjoy: Ooh, ooh! This is the part I like. Before we get this 'power' crap your talking about, I'd like to pull some footage out to people to see. ROLL IT JIMMY!!!

[The 'huge screen o'the LSW' changes the replaying Cortez's promo to one of Cortez's past matches. The following is from the 13th of August edition of LSW Torture Rack Tuesday Night. The match is Brimstone Vs Chris Cortez]

[Syd argues with the referee and without the referee seeing, threw something into the ring.]

Kylie: Look at that! Syd just threw a pair of brass knuckles into the ring.

Ernie: I didn't see a thing.

[The brass knuckles land near Cortez, who quickly scoops them up and places them onto his right hand. He gets to his feet and waits for Brimstone to get up before leveling him with a loaded right hand. Cortez hides the brass knuckles in his tights an then goes for a cover. Syd jumps off the apron and the referee goes down to count. 1...2...3!!!]

[It then changes to one week later. Its El Diablo Vs Chris Cortez during the "Witchdoctor" invitational tournament]

[Syd argues with the referee and Diablo soon joins the argument. This gives Cortez enough time to recover. Syd then throws a pair of brass knuckles to Cortez without Diablo and the referee seeing.]

Kylie: We've seen this before

Ernie: Seen what before? I didn't see a thing

[Syd climbs out of the ring. As Diablo turns around to face Cortez, Cortez hits Diablo with a brass knuckle loaded right hand. Cortez then grabs Diablo and hits him with the "Chart Topper" and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!!!]

[Another scene. This time its the 10th of September. El Diablo & Chris Cortez Vs Blood Omen]

[While the referee is distracted, Syd jumps into the ring with a second pair of knucks and nails Damien with them. Cortez slides out and delivers the "Chart Topper" to Damien and covers him. The referee turns around and notices Cortez covering Damien, he counts. 1...2...3!!]

[The screen goes black and then returns to the paused shot of Cortez's last promo. The camera cuts back to Killjoy who is smiling from ear to ear]

Killjoy: Is it just me or was that either a pair of brass knucks or little Syd helping Cortez to a win not once, not twice, but three times! This comes from a man who says that he doesn't need help to win his matches. Gee, I didn't know that brass knucks or managers carrying brass knucks became a legal thing in this sport. Did you Vertigo?

Vertigo: I still thought they were illegal weapons KJ.

Killjoy: So did I. I guess that proves that Cortez does need help. Not only psychologically, but in the ring too. Now lets get off this little 'Cortez don't need help' trip and lets talk about this whole 'power' issue.

[Chris Cortez presses pause]

Chris Cortez: Before we go into his stupid explanations, let me state for the 505,524,563 time that I have NEVER used Brass Knuckles in ANY of my matches. This is just another jealously factor! Killjoy is just jealous that I am the LSW World Heavyweight Champion and he no longer is! He's jealous that his time is waning thin and that my time has just begun! Even Ernie Styles didn't see anything in the ring! As for Kylie, she's such a dumb blonde like Ernie has shown in the past, that she probably just THOUGHT she saw a pair of brass knucks. Besides, who is to say that what you see on "Killjoy's Footage" is what you really get? Im sure with all the backstage pull he's got, he just had them digitally add in a pair of brass knucks! Yeah, people are just jealous of my power of the punch! Besides, arint sledgehammers illegal as well? Hmmmmmm?

[Chris Cortez presses play]

Killjoy: According to Cortez, I once had the power to change the booking to my liking. Now its no hidden secret that I have been known to help out with the booking from time to time, but I never get the opportunity to book my own matches, that's usually handled by the head of booking or Malicea McDeath herself. So that's that theory out the window.

[Chris Cortez pauses the tape]

Chris Cortez: Not likely. I mean, what, we're supposed to believe Killjoy? Believe he has had nothing to do with matches that we're in his favor or matches that seemed to come out of nowhere that has helped him gain titles or at least the chance to? I done buy it. He's had a hand in plenty of things that have gone on backstage. If he keeps drinking from the company well, he's bound to find that one day it will have run dry and he will be shit out of luck.

[Chris Cortez presses play]

Killjoy: Now first of all I'd like to point out that I never ased (asked? ;p) for Vertigo's help. Did I man?

Vertigo: No man, you didn't. I offered to help you out with your problem if you helped me out with mine.

Killjoy: ANOTHER Cortez theory fucked up! Now this shit about us being self-proclaimed legends and him being a true legendand that it takes two of us to stand up to him. I could see where he's picking this up from. In his mind he is now unstoppable and its going to take an army to beat him, but don't forget Cortez that I beat you in our match at the last PPV and it only took one of me to do it. If anyone wants to get involved in our matches, its up to them. I couldn't care less if anyone helped me win a match or not because I know I can do things on my own. Just remember, I'm more dangerous alone than when I have to rely on others.

[Chris Cortez presses pause]

Chris Cortez: Another one to add to the list! I mean, we're supposed to believe Killjoy and Vertigo? Ha! I mean, if Killjoy didn't ask for Vertigo's help, then why did he accompany him to the ring? Besides, Vertigo even said in his sentence that they did have a deal! If Vertigo helped Killjoy, Killjoy would help Vertigo! Vertigo helped Killjoy, and now I wonder how indeed Killjoy will help Vertigo. Maybe put in a "good word" for him in the management meetings? Help him rise out of his pathetic rut and get him back to the "glory" he once had? I bet.

[Chris Cortez presses play]

Killjoy: Again with the management shit! Why is it when something looks like its going to go wrong for Cortez, he starts talking about the management. Doesn't he realize that the management does everything around here? They decide who wins and who loses, they give us the chance to be champions, they let us work for them so we can do what we were trained to do. Stop kidding yourself Cortez and come to realize that wrestling is fake and that we all work for and are controlled the same [by] management. It happens that your the hot thing right now, so your the champ. When you become cold, there will be a new champion.

[Chris Cortez pauses the tape]

Chris Cortez: Management IS the root of all evil and that evil is YOU Killjoy, who rely on it to help you. You dig and dig as much as you can to get the roots, so you can control everything that the roots spread out to. I blame management because management, while it controls us like puppets, can also be controlled like a puppet. Recently, the puppetmaster has been you Killjoy, and it looks like you still are. As for your comment on "wrestling is fake", obviously it is, its pure entertainment, and It would be pathetic to think that any of the lame brain fans actually thought it was indeed real. Those idiots, as lame as they are, at least, or should be, smart enough to know who is DEAD COLD and who is HOTTER than HOT. You, Killjoy, YOU, Are getting cold. Cold like the dead as your time, your career, is just that, DEAD. Me? Im getting hot, I am HOT, I am BURNING UP! The flames that I burn are brighter than any seen before, and they will not be going out anytime soon, and not even the likes of you or Vertigo can stop them from flaming. On TRTN, the flames that burn from me, will cover your COLD DEAD BODIES and BURN YOU alive. You will be finished, you will be done, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your over!

[Chris Cortez presses play]

Killjoy: Now before I start talking about this shit again. I'd like to point out that I'll talk about Angel a little bit later.

Now Cortez, you may have my belt, but you sure as hell don't have my state of mind when it comes to title defenses. I've been in situations you could only dream of and I know far more things than you ever will. So hold that belt tight while you can, because now that Angels going to leave, I can crush you like I should have done when we first started this feud.

You said that your the new generation and you plan on learning from the tainted past of Vertigo and myself so you won't make the same mistakes. Well, you've made a mistake already Chris. You learned the wrong lessons from my history. You have already started treating people like they don't matter and that Chris, is the only mistake your ever going to make. I haven't gone all out on you during our matches so far because the woman you called a bitch, the woman who cries because of what you said, was holding me back. Well, guess what? the demon is back and your days on this earth are numbered boy!!

[Chris Cortez pauses the tape and just laughs, as he speaks, he has a sarcastic tone to his voice]

Chris Cortez: Ohhhhhh NNNNNOOOO! Ive awakened the demon! Ohhhhh, scary stuff there Killjoy!

[Chris Cortez laughs a bit more]

Chris Cortez: Really though, this demon Killjoy, is it the same one that was awakened against BloodBrother? The one that used special effects and magicians trickery to make people think you were some sort of supernatural being? Is this the demon of which you speak? If so, that's pathetic. I am not scared by special effect, by magician trickery, your "demon" side is just like all those people outside with costumes on. Its nothing but fake, fake intimidation to make me scared, well Killjoy, you don't scare me, not one bit. As for my "learning mistakes" by treating people "unfairly" and "looking down on them". I believe we all do that. We all look down at our opponents. Hell, your doing that right now, your looking down at me. You've always looked down on me. Well, keep looking down, as soon enough, your'll be looking up. Looking up at what I have become, I have become much more than you could ever dream of becoming. You need to open your eyes and realize that, but you wont, you still continue to look down on me. Which is your own fault, which is your undoing. You look down on me, you misjudge me, you take me for an easy stepping stone. Fine. You do that. But when the time comes again for us to meet, on TRTN, you will see me for what I am. I am a mountain, not a mere stepping stone. I am a mountain, a mountain which you cannot climb and a mountain in which you cannot topple.

[Chris Cortez presses play]

[Vertigo sees that Killjoy is starting to lose it again. He walks over and takes the mic away from Killjoy. Killjoy picks up the sledgehammer and starts hammering away on a turnbuckle, trying to take out some frustration so he can continue. vertigo takes this moment to speak a bit.]

[Chris Cortez presses pause]

Chris Cortez: Wow Killjoy, Ive really made you flip your lid, haven't I? Your really mad, arint you? Your insane with anger, right? You want to let that anger out, right? You want to let it all out on me, right? Your'll get your chance to on TRTN, don't worry you will. Just make sure you don't let that anger cloud your vision. You never know when you could make a mistake, thanks to that anger.

[Chris Cortez presses play]

Vertigo: Cortez, you have no idea what your dealing with. I'm not talking as your opponent at the moment, I'm talking as someone who has taken on Killjoy time and time again and have seen what he can do. You've really pushed him too far Chris. I know you think we're just a couple of old has-beens who should retire and let you and Beast run all over this federation, but we can't. We are the ones who make you seem like the heroes you think you truly are. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't get your shot at the big time. As far as this match on Tuesday goes, you better be ready Chris, and you too Beast. Cause these two 'old has-beens' are going to take you right back to school where you belong.

[Chris Cortez presses pause and chuckles a little]

Chris Cortez: Oh, ok "Teach", go ahead and teach me, go on and "Take me to school". The only teaching you will be teaching anyone is that old fogies like you and Killjoy don't deserve to be around anymore. Your too old, your too slow, and your too pathetic! Your trying to turn the tables and make it seem like your the heroes? Your the legends? All because we're the one's toppling you guys, and taking you down? HA! THAT is pathetic! WE are the legends, WE are the heroes for taking down you two old has-beens who have been controlling this place for over a year now! We are the ones who will finally end your reign of terror and we are the one's who will take you two to school. We will write a whole new chapter in the LSW History Books come TRTN. It will be the end of the Veritgo/Killjoy era and the beginning of the Chris Cortez/the Beast era! You two are finished, you two are done, your through, your OVER!

[Chris Cortez presses play]

[By this time, Killjoy stops hammering the turnbuckle and grabs the mic back off Vertigo. He grabs the closest camera and holds it close to his face]

Killjoy: You think your top shit just because you beat me once you little fucking prick! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOUR FUCKING MESSING WITH!!! YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD!! COME TUESDAY I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU LITTLE FUCK!! YOU TAKE MY TITLE! YOU CAUSE ANGEL TO LEAVE! AND YOU THE FUCKING BALLS TO CALL ME A HAS-BEEN WHO SHOULD RETIRE JUST SO YOU CAN LIVE HAPPY, YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO TO YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH!! COME TUESDAY, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS AND TAKE MY FUCKING TITLE BACK AND THEN I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOU BACK UNDER THE FUCKING ROCK YOUR CRAWLED OUT OF!! AS FOR YOUR FUCKING FRIEND THE BEAST!! I'M GOING TO KICK HIS FUCKING ASS TOO AND THEN I'M GOING TO END HIS FUCKING CAREER RIGHT AFTER I'M DONE ENDING YOUR FUCKING CAREER!!

[Chris Cortez presses pause, as the angry image of Killjoy is frozen on the TV]

Chris Cortez: Oh, what's the matter? Does Killjoy need a timeout? Has he gotten too fussy? Ohhh, he misses his World Heavyweight Title, right? Ohhh, poor poor baby. Does he miss his Angel too? Hmmm? Ohhh, so sorry, little baby. They are both gone, and you have nothing, just like I had nothing once! Now you know how it feels and you will keep on knowing how it feels as after TRTN, you will have nothing! No Angel, No World Title, No League Title and No Career as it will be better off dead!