Camera opens up in the parking lot of "The Club" as the backdoor opens and an angry Chris Cortez storms out, behind him some kid is seen carrying his luggage. He walks towards a limo as the driver opens up the trunk and the kid with his luggage puts it in. The kid holds out his hand for a tip as the driver shuts the trunk but Chris Cortez just ignores him and gets into the limo. The driver walks and opens the driver side door, getting in and closing it as he starts up the car. In the backseat, and angry Chris Cortez sits next to his manager, Syd, who looks on at him.

Syd: So, how it go?

Chris Cortez: Bunch of no good ingrates! They woulden't know talent if it bit them all in the ass!

Syd: Oh. That bad, eh?

Chris Cortez: Yeah, but It dosent matter what those gothic freaks think anywas! Ive got more talent then all of them will ever have in a lifetime, combined! I should have just performed at the pay-per-view, not at some two-bit rundowned drugged and alcholed fueled rave shack! I mean, I could be with my wondeful goddess, Angel, right now instead of driving from this dump to my hotel room! Ahhhh, Angel!

Chris Cortez stares dreamily off into the distance, but then snaps back as he gets angry again

Chris Cortez: At least I got to see the pay-per-view from my VIP room after my performance! It was so nice to see Angel in action taking care of that Count Vampiro women, whatever her name is. It really was a pity though that becouse of all the distractions of those sinners and such she wasnt able to help Killjoy. I tell you, If I hade been there to help her in her mission, Killjoy would still be the LSW League Champion!

Chris Cortez looks out the window for a second and then laughs

Syd: What's so funny?

Chris Cortez: Speaking of that Count Vampiro or whoever she is, I just remembered when that Vigo character or whatever his name is, I know it sounds italian or whatever. Anywas, as I was saying It was pittiful to watch that kid try to woo her over. I mean, he's so green and horrible in the love department. Beside's the fact he has the worst choice in women, he also has no idea how to act or talk around them. He needs to take lessons from me, Chris Cortez "The Doctor of Love", "The Chick Magnet", "God's Gift to Women"!

Syd: Yeah, I know, I get the point. Are you going to help the kid or something?

Chris Cortez: I might, I might. If he wants the help, that is. There is no question that he NEEDS the help, and that Im the man to turn to, I mean, women just flawn over me! Angel will always be number one in my heart though, but I mean...

The limo pulls up to a 5 star looking hotel as dozens of screaming girls are outside, seemingly awaiting Chris Cortez's arrival. Inside the limo, Chris Cortez smiles as he looks at Syd.

Chris Cortez: ...a little extra loving is always good. Now, If your'll excuse me, my loving crowd awaits!

Chris Cortez steps out of the limo and all the girls scream as flashing camera lights shine on Chris Cortez as he smiles.

Chris Cortez: Thank you laidies! I love you all! There's enough Chris Cortez to go around! Dont push!

All the girls look confused, as one stops and looks at Chris Cortez, then gets angry as she points to him and looks around at everyone else.

Girl: Hey! This isnt Nick Carter!

The girls all start to boo as Chris Cortez goes from happy to mad in a few seconds flat.

Chris Cortez: Nick Carter?! Nick Carter?! Why would you girls want a ZERO, when you could have a HERO?!

The girls all boo and start to throw stuff at him, as he quickly runs back into the limo. All the girls then start pushing the limo, trying to turn it over!

Chris Cortez: Call the police for god's sake! Bunch of crazy teens!

Syd quickly picks up the phone, calling the police as Chris Cortez sighs as he looks out the window at all the angry girls

Chris Cortez: I wish I was with Angel right now...Ahhhh, Angel...

Chris Cortez stares off into space as suddenly the scene shifts as Chris Cortez snaps back into reality only to find his reality upside down

Chris Cortez: Where the hell are those cops! DAMN WOMEN! They'll be the death of me one of these days!