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[Scene: We find Chris Cortez hanging around backstage in the little eating room in the back watching the ending moments of Jinn and Damien's recent promo. Syd is sitting next to him as they just watch on, they are pretty much empty in the room expect for maybe one or two LSW Employees. As the promo comes to an end Chris Cortez just smiles and laughs a little as he gets up and takes out a few coins from his pocket. He scans the vending machine for something he wants as Syd just look at him]

Syd: What's so funny?

Chris Cortez: Man, did you hear the fear in their voices? Talk about portraying a bunch of "devil assassins" who kill people in the name of their "lord and savior Satan". Not to mention taking insults of out the big red retard Wraith's playbook. Calling me the "One Man Boybanger". YAWN! Un-original! They need to get serious...

[Chris Cortez continues to scan the machine as Syd looks on with a questioning look]

Syd: What do you mean? They sounded pretty serious to me.

Chris Cortez: Ah, of course, to the humble viewer and fan, it would seem like that. But, I can tell when someone is afraid to face me. They are shaking in their boots right now just thinking about it. Even though he's a bit of an idiot, El Burrito picked the right partner for this match. We've got the compition running scared! I mean, they claim that I need brass knuckles to win my matches? Yeah, ok, Im not the ones who carry around swords and walking sticks with me all the time! That truly shows, they are scared of me and my true talented-ness...

[Syd just looks at Chris Cortez, who has his back turned and says "Riiiigght" but not loud enough for Chris Cortez to hear]

Chris Cortez: Oh, sweet! They got those new two-in-one creamed Oreos! Oh, but then they got those new creamed chips ahoy...hmmm...

Syd: So, what you think about Jinn and Damien?

Chris Cortez: Huh? Oh. Whisky and Lameian? Yeah. They are just like everyone else in this federation, living in a dream world. Thinking they are some kind of hell spawns and the sons of the devil! Yeah, ok whatever. That's even more stupid and crazy than Vigo thinking Count Vampiro is a REAL vampire. Bunch of idiots in this federation....hey, what would you buy? Chips Ahoy or Oreos?

Syd: Ah, actually, Id probably buy a snickers

Chris Cortez: Hm, that doesn't sound bad either...

Syd: So, what do you think about Jinn's challenge to you for next TRTN? For your title?

[Chris Cortez just laughs]

Chris Cortez: Man, talk about Snickers, that's down right funny! Him, thinking he can sing, especially better than me. You know, he says he might have to take his mask off to sing. First off all, I don't need to wear a mask because unlike him im not some ugly motherf*cker underneath and second, I can sing better than him or anyone anyday. But, hey, if he wants his shot, he has to sing, but If I was him, Id think again.

Syd: Why?

Chris Cortez: Well, besides the fact that I'll beat him senseless; Im sure he doesn't want to be embarrassed beyond belief even BEFORE the match begins. I mean, my ears are bleeding even now just thinking of what his horrible voice could produce. Especially singing some God awful crap like gothic rock, which all it is is a bunch of no talented idiots screaming on the top of their lungs anywas, you know?

Syd: Well, I-

LSW Employee: Yeah, whatever! Your going to lose on TRTN and lose even worst next week you no-talented piece of crap!

[Chris Cortez turns to see two LSW Employees sitting down eating lunch laughing as a look of anger comes across Chris Cortez's face. He walks over and just looks at him for a moment and the guys laughs a bit more]

LSW Employee: What the matter huh? What you gunna do? You gunna beat me up? Huh? You pathetic weakling, you couldn't beat up a fly! You-

[Chris Cortez throws the LSW Employee's lunch to the ground as the LSW Employee gets up and into his face]

LSW Employee: Hey! Look, Buddy! You wanna start something? Huh, You wanna-

[Chris Cortez grabs the LSW Employee by the shirt and pushes him up against the wall]

Chris Cortez: Oh, Im sorry about that. Here, let me treat you to a little snack!

[Chris Cortez throws the LSW Employee head first into the snack machine, sending his head through the glass and into it. Snacks and such spill out of the machine as the LSW Employee's body falls limp to the ground knocked out. Chris Cortez looks back at the other LSW Employee who just runs out of the room as Chris Cortez walks over to the fallen LSW Employee. He looks down at him and picks up a handful of snacks and smiles, dropping one of them on his head]

Chris Cortez: Thanks, Buddy. Have one of me, heh

[Chris Cortez laughs as he heads out the door with Syd following him from behind as the camera looks at the carnage. The camera shuts off and the scene fades out as the camera zooms in on the knocked out LSW Employee]

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