[FRIDAY: AUGUST 30th, 2002, 12:35pm]

[Scene: The camera opens up inside of an Airplane, in the First Class Section. The camera looks around a bit and finds Syd sitting in the aisle seat as the seat next to him next to the window is empty. The camera looks around but cant seem to find Chris Cortez.]

Cameraman: Hey Syd, is Chris here? I-

[Suddenly a scream of a women is heard, followed by a slap and a yell of an enraged womanly voice]

Women: Bastard!

Cameraman: Heh, nevermind

[Chris Cortez storms out of coach as he comes through the curtains separating them. He angrily looks at the camera and then sits down next to Syd, who just smiles as he continues to read his magazine.]

Syd: So? How it go? You get the flight attendant's number?

Chris Cortez: I don't even wanna talk about it.

[Chris Cortez looks pissed off as he glances back over at the camera]

Chris Cortez: Great. Who let you aboard?

[A ruffling sound is heard as the camera man takes out a ticket and shows it to Chris Cortez.]

Chris Cortez: Urg. It seems no matter where I go, I've got the likes of you following me to the ends of the earth just to get my thoughts on a damn match!

[The whole first class section looks madly at him as he just yelled loudly. They all look at him and tell him to shush and be quiet as Chris Cortez just looks pissed off by all of them.]

Chris Cortez: Eh, morons. They don't know who they are messing with! Im a TRUE TALENTED SUPER MEGA STAR! Not to mention the LSW Karaoke Champion! If their heads weren't up their asses so tight, they just might notice that. Same goes for El Burrito! He's really making me sick and tired of all his stupid talk. Im glad we're taking this little vacation before TRTN. I sure as hell aint doing anymore working out and such on Labor Day!

[From the curtain separating Coach and First Class a Flight Attendant comes out with a drink cart. She looks at Chris Cortez for a moment with a look of hatred as she then smiles and looks at Syd]

Flight Attendant: Would you like a drink, sir?

Syd: Ah, sure. I'll take a coke

[The Flight Attendant gives him the coke as she then looks angrily at Chris Cortez and speaks with a madly sarcastic tone]

Flight Attendant: What do YOU want?

Chris Cortez: How about you give me some of your Milk and I'll let you have some of my peaNUTs?

[Chris Cortez smiles and winks at her as she just slaps him and walks away]

Chris Cortez: Bitch

[Syd tries to hide a smile as Chris Cortez just seems to be getting more angry by the minute]

Chris Cortez: Man, I don't know If Im going to be able to relax on this vacation. There is so much aggression at the moment I want to get out, you know?

Syd: Ah calm down, relax, relax. That's what we're taking this vacation for, you and I have worked so hard as of late that we deserve this vacation! Just relax and worry about letting that aggression out come game time against El Diablo

Chris Cortez: Yeah, El Burrito. Man, he just doesn't get it does he? His gimmick with all his make up all over his face and the spitting of fake blood just isn't working. Its not scary, its not intimidating...much like his so called "words" against me. PAH-LEASE! El Burrito is like a broken record. Im going to drag you to the ring kicking and screaming, Im going to beat you, Im going to kill you, Im going to impale your head on a fork at the gates of hell. Yeah, Whatever! I mean, does he ever live up to his promises?

Syd: Ah, well no I-

Chris Cortez: No. I mean, the last time we fought, did I come to the ring kicking and screaming by having him drag me?

Syd: Nope.

Chris Cortez: That's right. I stepped into that ring on my own accord and fought him. Speaking of such, last time, did he beat me or kill me?

Syd: Nope.

Chris Cortez: Of course not, as It was ME who beat him! Just like I and YOU of course, will be doing come TRTN. Im starting to feel like a broken record myself having to state obvious facts over and over and over! You know what I mean?

Syd: Yup. It'll be my first time in the ring, but with you in my corner, I know things will go smoothly.

Chris Cortez: Of course. I mean, was or is there any doubt? I am a TRUE TALENTED SUPER MEGA STAR! No one, and I mean no one, can and ever will match what I am! Especially not someone like El Burrito! Such a no-talented waste of space, arg, I cant wait till TRTN and show him once and for all who is the best! Which, Ill remind you, Is me, of course!

Syd: Of course.

[Suddenly the captain's voice can be heard over a loud speaker]

Captain: Ah, we will now be making our decent into Vice City International Airport. Please fasten your seat belts and put your tray tables in their upright locked position, Thank You for flying with us today.

[Someone taps on the cameraman's shoulder as he looks around at the Flight Attendant]

Flight Attendant: Excuse me sir, please take your seat and shut off that video camera

[As she finishes speaking, the camera shuts off as the scene fades to black]