[Scene: We find ourselves at the same five star hotel in which Chris Cortez has been calling home for so many weeks now. However, this time we find him not all the way upstairs in his room but all the way down; down at poolside. The camera enters the area as it looks around for Chris Cortez while scanning the pool area. It soon finds him on the other side of the pool, near the middle, laying down and soaking up the sun. The camera walks towards him as Chris Cortez looks up, but not at the camera, instead at a very nice looking lady who happens to walk by him]

Chris Cortez: Hey hunny, can I put some butter on those buns?

[The lady looks disgusted by such a remark]

Lady: Pig! I’m going to get my sister! She’ll show you, you, you Pervert!

[The lady walks away as Chris Cortez just smiles and winks while pointing at her]

Chris Cortez: Hey, sounds great! More the merrier! I’d love a little 2-On-1 action! Something El Burrito wont be liking come TRTN, heh heh

[Chris Cortez lays back to relax, laughing to himself, as suddenly he gets an awkward look as a shadow covers him, blocking the sun from hitting his body]

Chris Cortez: Hey, buddy, move out of the way, will ya?

[Chris Cortez opens his eyes to see the camera looking right down at him]

Chris Cortez: Oh. It’s you. Go figure. You know, you people pick the worst time to bother such people of my standard. You know that right?

[The cameraman just shrugs]

Chris Cortez: Yeah, well, news flash, you do. I just came back after a long day at the gym, you know, me and Syd we’re working out and such for our match come TRTN. Speaking of such, I bet that’s why you’re here, right? You’re here to hear my thoughts on what El Burrito said recently, right?

[The camera moves up and down as if saying “yes”]

Chris Cortez: Yeah, thought so. Ok, then, here I go. El Burrito, Chico, Esse, Homes, you can keep on whining and complaining that you deserve a shot at my title, but really, you don’t. You haven’t proven your self worthy, not one bit. I mean, have you won even one match so far in your LSW “career”? If you have, it certainly wasn’t against me. We’ve already established the fact that I’ve already beaten you once before. And If I’ve beaten you once before, do you really think the outcome will be different a second time? I certainly don’t.

[Chris Cortez reaches over and takes a sip from his nearby strawberry daiquiri]

Chris Cortez: Besides, even If you we’re to get a shot against me, what makes you think you could even get the party started? I don’t know if the news has traveled far enough yet, but the LSW Whatchamacallit title has been re-named, by me, to the Karaoke title. I mean, don’t you get it? If you wanna dance you gotta pay the band! Not to mention I cringe at the thought of what your voice would sound like if it were to sing, I already find myself gagging at the mere thought of it. Heh, I bet you are too! I mean, with all that fake blood that spews out of your mouth on a daily basis, it makes me wonder if you’d be like a fake blood fountain while singing!

[Chris Cortez just laughs to himself as he takes another sip of his daiquiri]

Chris Cortez: Seriously though, the title is not on the line. Why you would want it on the line in the first place is beyond me. I mean, you’d only find yourself getting embarrassed over and over. First, trying to sing, then trying to think you could ever beat BOTH Syd and Myself. Well, even without the title on the line at least you will still get embarrassed in that respect. It’s sad really how you keep under estimating me and my manager Syd. Syd might not be a wrestler, he might have never stepped into a wrestling ring and actually fought, but he is a fast learner.

[Chris Cortez takes another sip of his daiquiri as he watches a few young women walk by]

Chris Cortez: Ever sense we first found out about this match, we have been working out together, we have been training together and I have been teaching him everything I know. He has been in the music and wrestling business for a long time and he knows all the tricks of the trade, but there is always something new to learn. Come TRTN he will surprise you, he will surprise the fans, he will surprise everyone when he puts to good use of what I have taught him. But, Burrito, Chalupa, Taco Grande, whatever you do, just make sure you never take your eyes off of me, never under estimate me…or else.

[Chris Cortez laughs to himself as suddenly a huge shadow, bigger than the camera man, overshadowing him even suddenly washes over Chris Cortez. Chris Cortez looks up and smiles as the camera turns to see a huge muscled women and next to her the lady that Chris Cortez tried to hook up with earlier]

Muscled Women: Hey Sis, is this the guy who made fun of you earlier?

Lady: Yeah! That’s him!

Muscled Women: Hey, little man, I don’t like what you’ve been saying to my little sister! You better stop, or you’re going to find yourself in a very uncomfortable position!

[Chris Cortez looks up at her and gives her a wink and a smile]

Chris Cortez: How about me and your sister go up to my place and we can get in all sorts of positions? Huh? Whattaya say?

[Chris Cortez just smiles as the angry muscled women gets pissed off and and grabs Chris Cortez by the legs and starts to swing him round and round!]

Chris Cortez: Hey! Let me go you big lummox! AHHHHHH!

[The muscled women lets go and Chris Cortez gets thrown clear across the pool and smashes into the side of the towel hut, going clear through it! The cameraman runs over as it looks into the towel hut to find Chris Cortez laying on top of a bunch of comfortable looking towels as he just smiles]

Chris Cortez: Wow! What a women!

[Chris Cortez smiles and nods as the scene fads to black]