[Scene: Outside in the lonely streets a block or two away from Blind Willie's Bar, we find ourselves outside the Double K. Or, as its known to some people who like to go out and have a good time, the Karaoke Klub. As people file in to get a good seat and get their drinks in, the camera heads towards the entrance it self. However, it stops as it notices a poster in the window that seems to be advertising something. The camera gets closer to see a picture of the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez on it. Above his picture the words: "Tonight Only! LSW Whachamacallit Champion and Singing Superstar Chris Cortez!".

The camera looks back at the entrance way as people keep on filing in, the camera quickly joins the crowd just as the guy at the font door tell people the place is filled up, no more. The camera looks around for a seat and finally finds one near the bar, it looks around looking for somebody as suddenly everyone quiets down as the lights dim and a lone spotlight shows on the stage in font of all the tables. A man dressed in a tuxedo comes out as he welcomes the crowd.]

Rose Tuxedo: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Double K! Im your host, Rose Tuxedo here to welcome you to a very special night of singing! Tonight we've got all the way from a few blocks from here, that singing and wrestling sensations himself. The newly crowned LSW Whatchamacallit Champion, the one, the only, Chris Cortez the "One Man Boyband"! Give it up!

[Rose Tuxedo walks off stage as Chris Cortez comes on stage and gets a nice round of applause. He's wearing his LSW Whatchamacallit title around his waist as he sports a very flashy attire.]

Chris Cortez: Thank you! Thank you! It's a pleasure to be here to give you all a performance of a lifetime! As you all know, I am both a professional singing artist and a professional wrestler both at the same time. Don't let that give you a bad impression about me. Im not like any other wrestler out there, I am a TRUE TALENT piece of meat. Im not like the rest of those huge ugly buffoons, taking steroids to get their muscles bigger than their huge egos and try to boost their confidence more than they have.

[Chris Cortez winks and smiles at the audience]

Chris Cortez: What you see, is what you get. I am a TRUE TALENTED piece of work, and it really is no wonder that Im the LSW Whatchamacallit Champion! Am I right? Of course I am. Now, lets get to the singing. I want to sing a very special song that Im sure all of you know. Its by one of my favorite bands, Queen, a song entitled "We Are The Champions".

[Chris Cortez clears his throat as the two TV's on both sides of the stage kick in and the song starts playing as the lyrics are shown]

Chris Cortez: I am the champion! YES! I AM THE CHAMPION! My friend! OH YES! I'll keep on fighting and defending the title till the end! OH YES! I AM THE CHAMPION! I AM THE CHAMPION! NO TIME FOR YOU LOSERS! CUZ I, AM CHAMPION....OF THE WORLD!!!!

[The music stops as Chris Cortez takes a sip of water on a nearby stool as the audience doesn't really know how to respond. Half of them are holding their hurting ears after such a voice yelling and screaming]

Chris Cortez: Thank You, Thank You! This second song, is also a favorite of mine. It's an old song, one your'll all know hopefully by the talent, but not as talented as me, Tina Turner. Its called, "Simply the Best".

[Once again the music kicks in as the lyrics are shown on the two TVs on both sides of the stage but Chris Cortez doesn't even sing the exact words.]

Chris Cortez: I'M SIMPLY THE BEST! OHHHHH YES! I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE REST! BETTER THAN ANYONE! ANYONE IVE EVER FOUGHT! OOOHHH YES!

[Chris Cortez stops again to have a sip of his water as the audience seems to be getting a little annoyed by all of this.]

Chris Cortez: We having fun? All right then. Let's go on. This next song, is a favorite of mine as well. Its by some band, it doesn't really matter who. It just matters what its called. And, its called "Your Unbelievable".

[The music hits again and the TV's show the lyrics but once again, Chris Cortez just doesn't follow them.]

Chris Cortez: OOHHHH! IM UNBELIEVABLE! IM UNBELIEVABLE! OOHHHH!

[Chris Cortez stops again as he takes another sip of water, this time some guy from the crowd speaks up]

Guy: YOU SUCK! I HOPE EL DIABLO BEATS YOUR ASS COME TRTN!

[Chris Cortez stops drinking his water as he looks up and angrily throws the glass to the floor, smashing it into millions of pieces]

Chris Cortez: Who said that!? What little piece of no good talent shit said that?!

[Chris Cortez looks out into the crowd, but no one speaks up]

Chris Cortez: What?! You afraid? Huh?!

[Silence]

Chris Cortez: Yeah, I knew it! You know you cant handle a TRUE TALENTED piece of work like me! Just like El Burrito wont be able to either come TRTN! Your wasting your breath believing he can, HELL, HE is wasting his own breath believing the same exact thing! I've beat him before no problem once before, and come TRTN, I'll do the same exact thing! Its a no-brainer! Of course, you idiots like El Burrito himself are just that, a bunch of idiots!

[The crowd starts booing and starts to throws things at Chris Cortez]

Chris Cortez: Why you no good pieces of shit! I came up here to give you all the performance of a lifetime and this is how you thank me?! With this, this, this, TRASH?! As far as Im concerned, this trash represents all of you! Yeah! Your all a bunch of no-good pieces of trash who follow even bigger pieces of Trash! Namely El Burrito! Well, come TRTN, It'll be time to take out the trash and that's exactly what I'll do!

[Chris Cortez quickly leaves the stage as people keep on throwing more and more stuff at him. As he heads backstage to get freed from the onslaught of trash the cameras shutoff and fade to black.]