[Scene: The cameras turn on as we find ourselves in a familiar sound stage in the MTV studios as Carson Dailey stands in front of a video monitor ready for another day of TRL. Shots of screaming fans are seen both inside and outside the studio as the camera cuts back to Carson]

Carson: Before we get to our number one video, we got a special guest here to debut his new video and promote his new CD. He’s an up and coming singer AND wrestler, please welcome Chris Cortez!

[The fans scream as Chris Cortez comes out, along with his manager Syd, as he plays to the crowd and blows a kiss to a section of ladies who woo over him. He walks over and stands next to Carson as they shake hands and Chris Cortez smiles at everyone in the crowd.]

Carson: So Chris, that was some response you got coming out and your not that well known to many people as of yet, do you-

Chris Cortez: What do you mean I’m not well known yet? From the response that these people gave me, I think I’m pretty well known, thank you! I’m just happy to finally go somewhere where I am treated like the TRUE TALENT POP MEGA-STAR that I am!

Carson: I’m guessing your not treated like this in Lost Soul Wrestling?

Chris Cortez: Nah, man, that place is just filled to the brim with a bunch of no-talented depressed Goths. They we’re lucky I decided to come in and show them what TRUE TALENT, TRULY is. Before I showed up ticket sales we’re bleak, but once I hit the scene they went through the roof!

Carson: Speaking of ticket sales, sales for your latest record “Girl, You REV My Engine” are going well, and we’ve actually handed out a few copies to everyone in the audience.

Chris Cortez: Going well? I’d say more like heading all the way to number one!

Carson: Well, current records show you standing at around two hundred and-

Syd: Excuse me!

Carson: What?

Syd: Don’t go pushing my client around like that! You don’t know the facts, he does, so don’t go acting like you do! Don’t go trying to show off, don’t go trying to make yourself look better than he is!

Carson: I’m sorry, but those really are the sales and-

Chris Cortez: Shut up Carson, you damn poser. You know you wish you could be me. You know you are jealous of me! Don’t worry though, everyone is. Everyone, from the singers of America to the wrestlers of the world, wish they could be like me. They wish they could be a TRUE TALENTED piece of work like me. Being a singing sensations and superstar wrestler at the same time. Well, they need to stop dreaming and realize that they will never be what I am.

Carson: Ah, yeah…well…speaking of wrestling, you’ve got a big match coming up on Tuesday, right?

Chris Cortez: That’s right. It’s me vs. Soft core Trek vs. Buster Poindexter. First Blood Cage Match. Winner goes on to face Big Bad Voodoo Daddy for the LSW Blood Sport Title.

Carson: Wait, did you say Buster Poindexter?

Chris Cortez: Yup

Carson: The singer?! So there is another singer like you in the LSW?

Chris Cortez: Yeah. Never really met him though, but when we do meet, inside the Cage, there will only be one singer left in the federation and that is going to be me. There is no way a pathetic one hit wonder like him could tango with a TRUE TALENTED multi-platinum selling artist like myself, right?

Carson: When did you become a multi-platinum selling artist?

Syd: Don’t cross the line again, Mr.Dailey!

Chris Cortez: Anyway, like I was saying, besides him there is Soft core Trek. What a joke! You see Carson, in LSW, everyone and their mothers have huge egos. They have so much confidence in themselves and their ability to win, they don’t train or work out at all! Take for instance one Soft core Trek, guess what his “working out” and “training” consists of?

Carson: I don’t-

Chris Cortez: Sleeping in a park and throwing stones at birds! How pathetic! These two morons have badly un-estimated me, Chris Cortez, the “One Man Boyband”! The singing sensation, superstar wrestling, extraordinaire!

[Chris Cortez smiles as he looks out into the crowd who just cheer for him like a bunch of brain dead parrots who do what they are told at the drop of a pin]

Chris Cortez: But, enough about the LSW, let’s talk about my new album.

Carson: Well, its out in stores and I was told you are going to sing a song from it

Chris Cortez: Yes, I am. I have been trying to sing this song in the LSW for months, but no one will let me! They are just jealous they can’t sing like me! Right? Of course. Anyway, the song I’m singing is entitled: “Girl, You REV My Engine!”

[Carson and Syd walk away as a lone spotlight shows on Chris Cortez as bubblegum music starts playing. The beat kicks up as he starts dancing around and the crowd cheers and screams as he starts singing]

Chris Cortez: GIRL, YOU RE-RE-REV MA EN-GINES! GIRL, YOU MAKE ME REACH THE HEA-VENS! GIRL, I WANNA PUMP YOU FULL OF MY SPECIAL GAS! GIRL, I WANNA PUMP IT RIGHT UP YOUR A-

[Suddenly the screen goes black as “Technical Difficulties” is shown and the scene fades out.]