[Scene: We find the “One Man Boyband” Chris Cortez himself hanging around backstage in his private VIP locker room. He’s just hanging out on the couch drinking a bottle of water, as he looks bored and very tired. Suddenly the door slams open and Syd walks in all in a panic]

Syd: I cant believe this! Why did they do this?! I cant do it! It is NOT in my contract! I will not do it and there is no one who can get me to do it!

[Chris Cortez lazily lays down on the couch, and lets out a big yawn]

Chris Cortez: So, What’s up?

Syd: What’s up?! What’s up!? Do you know what I just heard?! Do you know what I just found out?!

Chris Cortez: No. I’ve just been sitting here trying to find something intresting for once to watch, and as usual, nothing! While you we’re gone I had to watch some stupid promo from some washed-up former LSW-Superstar named, ah dunno, Kalamity or something who’s making some sorta “grand return”. Big Deal. He never did anything worth a crap when he was here the first time and I doubt he’ll accomplish anything even now. Besides, he dosent have the 100% TRUE TALENT that I have, and obviously he never did and of course, he never will. He’s just another one of these big ego-ed over confidante people like Grindstone and El Burrito, both of which I easily defeated I might add.

Syd: Ah, yeah, about El Diablo—

Chris Cortez: What about him? I pinned him fair and square to go onto the Triple Threat Cage Match at Dark Carnival. A match for a title shot at Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s Blood Sport Title, and you can bet, that I will be going all the way! There is no doubt in my mind, my fan’s mind and the mind’s of all the boys in the back that in a couple weeks to a mouth from now, I will be the new LSW Whatchamacallit Champion! Once I am champion, Syd, I will bring class and dignity back to it and re-name it something much better than the “Blood Sport” title, you know?

Syd: Well, yes, but you see—

Chris Cortez: I mean, It’s not like it’s going to be a real hard mountain climbing challenge. Well, I do have to climb a cage, but you get my point. I mean, just look at my opponents! Buster Poindexter and either Softcore Trek or Vigo? PAH-LEASE! First of all, It dosen’t matter wither its Softcore Trek or Vigo. Although, I’d like to see Vigo in the match, so I could knock some damn sense into him! He goes around like a lot of these morons believing that certain members of the roster are actual demons from hell or vampires. The kid has definally been hit too many times in the head, I mean, c’mon, believing Count Vampiro’s full of bull claims that she’s a real quote unquote “Vampire”?! HA HA! What an idiot!

Syd: Yes, that all nice and all, but listen—

Chris Cortez: Then there is Softcore Trek…hm…I don’t really know much about him. Did he do anything important? Ever?

[Syd goes to say something]

Chris Cortez: No, didn’t think so. He’s nothing and he’ll always be nothing and in our match he’ll still be nothing. Simple as that.

Syd: Yes, now—

Chris Cortez: Now we come to Buster Poindexter…now, Ill admit I’m actually a fan of his work. I love his song “Hot, Hot, Hot”, how bout you?

Syd: Well, yes, but you see—

Chris Cortez: I think that was his only hit though, sad, to be a one hit wonder. Probebly why he went into wrestling, guess he thought his singing talent could match his wrestling talent. Well, unlike me, his cant, as like I said, he is a one hit wonder. Both in music and in the ring. He got to this triple threat cage match cuz he got lucky with one match, one hit, but when its time to step up to the plate, he wont be able to deliver another one. Why? Cuz he is nothing but a washed-up has-been one hit wonder and I am just 100% PURE TALENT! I mean, could I make it any simpler?

Syd: No, but listen. The TRTN after Dark Carnival, You AND ME vs. El Diablo!

Chris Cortez: Wait, what?! They cant do that! Your not a wrestler!

Syd: I know! That’s what I told them but they wouldent listen to me!

Chris Cortez: I outta walk down to the main office and give them a talking to! I bet that cry baby El Burrito went to them begging for a rematch, wanting you in the match for some weird reason too, guess he wants to really get beaten down, eh? Well, hey, his wish is his own command really

Syd: Yeah, but—

Chris Cortez: Don’t worry! Don’t worry! With Me, Chris Cortez, the “One Man Boyband” and 100% TRUE TALENT in your corner we cannot lose and we wont lose! So get a grip and relax, that not for another 2 weeks anyway! What’s important right now is my match at the PPV, lets worry about that and then we’ll worry about El Burrito

Syd: Well, what about Killjoy?

Chris Cortez: Lovejoy? What about him?

Syd: Well, he did attack you with a sledgehammer after your match, you haven’t forgot have you?

Chris Cortez: No. Of course I haven’t, and Lovejoy better not forget me either. He said a month or so ago that one day we would meet, and one day we will. It’s only a matter of time. Its Only a matter of time before he goes crazy again and lashes out on everyone and everything. When he does, if he even thinks, THINKS of hurting MY Angel, who is trying to help him, I wont hesitate to show him some real wraith of god Chris Cortez style! He goes saying I should stop singing and focus more on wrestler, he just another one of those jealous bastards. He knows he cant sing, he wish he could be like me, he wishes he could be like the TRUE TALENT I am. He wishes he could have what I have, girls, women, the voice, the skills, the looks and the smarts. Well, he dosent, and he NEVER will! I have the TRUE TALENT, I have the Multi-Skills of a Singing Sensation and aWrestling Superstar! No one can top me and no one, EVER will!

[Chris Cortez smiles as Syd just keeps on looking worried as the scene fades to black]