[The scene opens inside the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez's VIP Locker Room as he just lays on the couch watching something, almost falling asleep. Suddenly, the door slams open and Syd runs in looking all excited as he runs up to the couch and gets in Chris Cortez's face]

Syd: Guess who YOUR facing next week? El Diablo! For a chance to be entered into a match at the PPV for a chance at the LSW Whatchamacallit Title!

[Syd just keeps looking excited down at Chris, who just looks up at him and yawns as he looks back the TV almost falling asleep again]

Syd: Did you hear me?! El DIABLO!! TO BE ENTERED INTO A MATCH AT THE PPV FOR A CHANCE AT THE LSW WHATCHAMACALLIT TITLE!

[Chris Cortez snaps back awake as he annoying looks at Syd with a sarcastic tone in his voice]

Chris Cortez: Yeah, I know, great, big deal.

[Chris Cortez rests his head back down and stares at the TV, finding himself falling back asleep]

Syd: You stay out late or something last night celebrating your win against Brimstone?

[Chris Cortez talks as his eyes are fighting to be either half closed or half opened]

Chris Cortez: No, Im just trying to stay awake watching this recent, BORING, promo from El Burrito and the Mexican Chalupas. I mean, all they do is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk and listen to that horrible background music!

[Chris Cortez tries to keep his eyes awake as he watches the rest of the promo]

THUM: ....Your American Baddass are just the ticket they need to make them realize just how valuable they may be and not under estimate the competition. With our type of wrestling and your type of brutal methods I believe we will be ready to take on Chris Cortez and Ash. I believe the better they are prepared the less likely the opposition has a chance to compete....

[Chris Cortez suddenly lights up at the mention of his name, and waits for a minute, then a few more minutes. Er, okay, a lot of minutes as the promo finally comes to a close. Chris Cortez just stares blankly at the TV before speaking up.]

Chris Cortez: What the hell was that?!

[Syd looks up from what looks like paperwork as he looks at Chris Cortez, then at the TV, then back at Chris Cortez]

Syd: What?

Chris Cortez: A freaking half a sentence! A freaking half a sentence!

Syd: What about it?

Chris Cortez: That is exactly how much I was mentioned! Jeesh, they really are "focusing" on me and not "underestimating" me by not even caring to talk about our upcoming match! Heh, yeah right. These guys, the team of El Burrito and Grindstone, are the laziest people I have ever met! They wait until NOW to start even THINKING about maybe training and working hard to win a match?

[Chris Cortez just laughs to himself]

Chris Cortez: I mean, c'mon! Last week, I totally destroyed and easily beat that pathetic idiot Grindstone! Why? Well, besides the fact that I am TRUE TALENT and such, of course. The reasons we're because he relied more on trying to "scare" me and "intimidate" me with his not-so-spooky tactics instead of actually training and working out! He'd rather sleep in a damn casket all day and read jibba jabba off of a damn nursery book than even THINK about it!

[Chris Cortez just laughs a bit to himself as he gets up and grabs a bottle of water out of the minibar. He opens it up and takes a swig as he then walks around the room giving out his thoughts.]

Chris Cortez: But, seriously, enough with ol' Grindstone. The REAL main focus right now is El Burrito and my upcoming match with him. A match which I might add will get me one step closer to a title shot for the LSW Whatchamacallit Title! Im just glad that the LSW staff have finally gotten their heads out of their asses and noticed me for the TRUE TALENT that I TRULY AM! Finally, I'll be able to get my chance at some goal around here and show these fans, and all the boys in the back, just what I am made of!

[Chris Cortez takes another swig of his water as he sits down and looks at Syd, who looks up at him while working on some paper work]

Chris Cortez: Of course, we all know what I am made of, right? I am made of 100% TRUE MEGA STAR TALENT! How can someone like El Burrito even THINK they can take on someone like me, and win?! I mean, besides being made out of flour and beef, El Burrito is made just like his buddy Grindstone. They are both a bunch of a lazy egotistical overconfident people! They both think that their "scary" tactics will intimidate me and spook me! OhhhhHHhhh!

[Chris Cortez laughs as he takes a swig of his water again and then starts to have it slowly drip out of his mouth]

Chris Cortez: OohhhHhhhhh! Look at me! I've got fake blood coming out of my mouth, I stand in the middle of a pentagram, fear me!! Spoooooky! PAH-LEASE! Special effects and standing in the middle of satanic signs are not going to make me turn tale and flee to the nearest bus station! OH NO! The only thing it makes me do is laugh and prove to the world just how pathetic he really is!

[Chris Cortez takes the another swig of his water, as he just lightly chuckles to himself.]

Chris Cortez: I mean, c'mon, that right there proves it! To make up for poor physical condition from not working out and being lazy satanic slobs they try to "scare" and "intimidate" people to work their "voodoo magic". Well, I don't need no flashy gimmicks or blood coming out of my mouth to prove my point. No, I just need me and my TRUE TALENT! Something that he will never have, and will never be able to beat! Get what Im saying?

[Syd looks up at Chris Cortez for a moment, and nods his head as he goes back to doing his paperwork]

Chris Cortez: I thought so!

[Chris Cortez goes to drink the rest of his water but finds that its all gone now]

Chris Cortez: Darn.

[The scene fades out to black as suddenly a disclaimer appears on the screen]

Guy: Hello, this is the man behind the character. I used to put disclaimers after my Blood Brother promos telling people not to take my work seriously outside of the e-fed experience. Well, I feel that with an arrogant egotistical character like the "One Man Boyband" Chris Cortez, I should probably put the disclaimer back. Reason being is that I feel that some ppl could or might get offended by the characters comments and so forth, and they are only that, THE CHARACTER's COMMENTS. Now, onto the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: The following was a role play and therefore a work of pure fiction. Any of the comments made were not intended for any real harm, which we're only there for entertainment value and that of the character's perceptive. Please don't take any of this stuff to heart as it is of course a work of fiction being just a role play and all.