Insane Pane
Moo Moo- What are your physical statistics, and
favourite moves to use?
Insane Pane- I am 5'7 and 160lbs. I like to use lots of moves.
Some of my favorite moves are a Fishermen's DDT,
Exploder '98, and stiff as hell stikes. I use lots of
forearms and alot of stiff kicks to the face. And for
the record I am the stiffest motherfucker in PAW.
Moo Moo- For the fools that don't know out there,
what is PAW, and why is it so different from other backyard feds?
Insane Pane- PAW stands for Palo Alto Wrestle and it was started
by me and Rip Christain, I reason it is so different
is because we are one of the oly feds that know about
techical wrestling. A lot of feds claim to be
technical but all they do is spotty shit. Take GEW for
example they claim to do strong style and technical
yet in a lot of their clips they have people being
slammed through boards and shit like that. What the
fuck is technical about that? We at PAW will take it
to the mat and wrestle. Mat wrestling major thing that
is missing is byw wrestling and PAW fills that void
along with stiff shit and neck droppings. We are very
influenced by puroresu and tend to bring that out in
our wrestling which I consider the best in the
Backyard all across the world.
Moo Moo- How much did the ring cost, and is it as
stiff as it looks?
Insane Pane- Shit our ring didn't really cost much. My cheap ass
spent about 60 bucks on it total. I don't know about
the rest of the guys. I think all togather it cost
about 150 bucks. We stole most of the shit, like the
poles and the first ropes we had on it. The tires we
got for free same with the mats and wood. It is really
not that stiff either. If you don't know how to bump
you are going to get hurt because you are landing
wrong but if you take care of that then you will be
alright in our ring. We had Rip show of us how to bump
right after he started pro training and before that we
were doing alright. We learned the simple bumps off
training tapes and watching hella wrestling but Rip
showed us some new things and some different bumps he
learned from APW.
Moo Moo- Some people don't know about your
participation in another fed
before PAW called UWC. Explain your involvement in
that fed, and what made you change from a hardcore wrestler to a technical
one?
Insane Pane- I started backyard wrestling with Rip and a couple of
friends and we were PAW. Then some paper ran a story
on two other feds in the area one was UWC and te other
was UGWA. So I got UWC's website address from there
and emailed the webmaster who happened to be Havoc aka
UWCowner. So me and Rip went over to one of their
shows and had a match and saw that they were complete
crap. We were also complete crap too. Doing DDTs and
neckbreakers and using barbed-wire and trash cans. So
we took their best guy Havoc and they folded. Then
after we got kicked out of the yard we were doing PAW
in we moved our ring back to the yard UWC used to be
in and wrestled there for a while until we got kicked
out of there too. I changed from doing that crap to
what I do now because my choice of wrestling changed.
I used to look up to people like Mr. Pogo, Onita,
Supreme, and Matsunaga but over time I noticed that
these men were not the greatest wrestlers. Hell they
could take a good bump but for the most part they
sucked. So I got more into New Japan Juniors then into
All Japan Heavyweights. So the more I started watching
this type of wrestling the more I got in to the stiff
intense japanese style.
Moo Moo- What else do you like doing besides
backyard wrestling?
Insane Pane- Shit besides backyard wrestling I really don't do
much. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Just party with the
friends and try to hook up with drunk sluts. Like
Kolt's(from HCW) mom I heard from my friend Rip she
was a good fuck. but other then that I just chill and
watch a shit load of wrestling.
Moo Moo- What is your current status with pro
training? And will you
continue PAW until you have been a certfied indy
wrestler?
Insane Pane- Well I just started training at Pro Wrestling Iron, a
new fed started by Micheal Modest and Donovan Morgan
of Pro Wrestling NOAH in Japan. I really feel like
this school is one of the best in the country and I
feel I really have a great chance to go on to compete
in Japan for NOAH when I get better. That is my goal
and that is what I am striving to do. As far as
Backyard Wrestling goes you bet I am going to continue
to do it. It is some of the funnest shit I have ever
done in my life and will continue to do so until I am
getting paid to wrestle for Pro Wrestling Iron.
Moo Moo- What's in the near and distant future for
you and PAW?
Insane Pane- Well right now we are in the process of moving or
ring from the UWC yard back to Palo Alto and into the
Assassin's yard. Currently Rip, Assassin, and I are
all training to become pro wrestlers. I am sure the
training will make a big difference in our backyard
product too. Havoc is going to join us in the camp in
June. So we are all making huge steps to make our
dream come true and will continue to improve in
everything we do wither it be pro or in the backyard.
Moo Moo- Where can people go for PAW clips and
tapes?
Insane Pane- For clips you would have to IM me at insanepanePAW
and for pics and stuff you can check out the old UWC
page at www.ucwunderground.cjb.net and for videos
email Havoc at UWCowner@yahoo.com. We have 2 videos to
choose from. We Are Great or We Are The Best. Both are
at the low price of 10 bucks
Moo Moo- Any final words-
Insane Pane- I just wanted to say all that shit you hear on the
boards like Cheese Toast, PAW is WAP, DIE DIE DIE, We
ARe Better Then you ect. ect. all that shit started
from PAW. Too many assclowns are on PAW's dick and
need to come up with their own fucking catchphrases.
Be yourself don't try to be like us because none of
you will ever be as good as us! Ever! So don't even
try. I also want to give a plug to my wrestling
school. If you guys are serious about wanting to go to
Japan and all that shit you really should check this
school out at www.prowrestlingiron.com