March 9, 2002
IWA Carnage-Columbus, Oh
.:Super Hugo d. "The Daring" Adam Devonaire
--Fast paced match that ended with a roll up.

.:Al B. Damn d. Mark Mattis & Carlton Kaz (U.S. Title)
--A great match to be a part of. Tons of gay spots in this as well. Such as the 4Man
humping train that I am proud to say I was in the very back!

.:Riot Squad d. The Poe Boys
--The Poes come out to the ring handing out flyers looking for their sheep Bessie to
start things off with. The pin falls kept being broken up by Wimpy Watson as he kept
pulling my leg with his cane. The finish came when Wimpy Watson came up on the apron
and distracted me while E-Dogg hit Cyrus Poe with the cane.

.:The Repeat Offenders d. Zero Tolerance (Barb-Wire Death Match)
--LOTS AND LOTS of blood and craziness here! I just had to count to 3 when the Repeat
Offenders hit the "Death Penalty" finisher. After I handed them the belts, I got punched
by Vandal and booted out of the ring by Homicide. Afterwards, the Offenders were gored
through the tables. (They should learn to not mess with the ref!)