Chapter 18

A few minutes later the intercom on the wall buzzed. "The three men are on their way." Jami stood up and grinned. The door flew open and Shane McMahon, Danny and Rob Van Dam entered teh conference room, slamming the door behind them. They looked around the room and when their eyes found Mags, Melissa and Charity their eyes widened in shock. "Mags, you're here...I didn't know you were coming." Shane smiled.

"Oh you didn't know...your ass betta call soooooomeboooodiiiiieeeee." Jami yelled. Tasha stood up and put a hand over Jami's mouth, shoving her down in a chair. "Sorry...she has had this thing this morning with saying others catchphrases. Just ignore her." Tasha smiled before turning to Jami. "Now you...hush it." she said, taking her hand away from Jami's mouth and sitting down.

All three men rushed over to their respective ladies. As Mags, Charity and Melissa were hugging, kissing and talking to their men, the B.L.A.D.E. members looked on, almost in jealousy. They wanted their men to be happy to see them like that. They wanted their guys to look at them like that. They looked at each other and offered a smile.

Finally Lita broke their silence, motioning to the three couples. "Well, I guess we are that damn good." Jami jumped up. "Oh, we gonna play now are we? Well, Just Bring It!" Jami mocked. Lita jumped up and faced her, "Oh, I'll more than just bring it! I am the whole damn show!" "Hey, that's what I say!" Rob interrupted. "Quiet, go back to all that kissy huggy crap. Don't mind us." Jami sweetly told him.

Then she turned back to Lita. "What? You said your the whole damn show? What? I think you're a d, o, double g. What? I said bring it sucka!" Jami grinned. Lita grinned back. "I am the whole damn show, I guaran-damn-tee it." Jami nodded. "Stratusfaction guarantee'd." "it's true, it's true, jabronni." Lita laughed.

Tasha jumped up and began pulling the two women towards the door. "We'll see you guys later. I gotta get these girls some mental help before I layeth the smacketh down on their candy asses." Tasha said. "tell me you didn't just say that!" Lita laughed.

"Shuddup and move your asses." Tasha ordered. Both Lita and Jami reached back and smacked Tasha's ass before singing out, "I'm an ass-man!" With that Tasha pulled them out the door groaning about how they were going to cause her to break down one day.

Right after they disappeared Jami stuck her head back in, "What's up..." but was pulled back before she could finish. But Lita stuck her head in and finished it, "wit dat?" Before she was pulled out of the room.

Charity and Mags were walking down a hallway backstage at that night's show. They were looking for Jami, Lita and Tasha's locker room. Shane had to do a few last minute things before that night's show and RVD had to get in a last minute workout. Danny and Melissa had yet to arrive at the arena.

The two women noticed Jeff and Edge standing in a small coffee room. "Hey guys." Charity greeted. "Hey Charity, Meagan." Edge greeted. "What are you two doing here? I don't remember any of the guys mentioning you were coming up." Jeff said.

"Yeah, we came up to suprise Rob and Shane." Charity explained. "And Danny's wife, Melissa is up here too." Mags reported.

"Danny's married?" Edge asked in suprise. "Yep, happily married for four years now." Mags told him.

"So, what do you know about our sitch-ation with the women-folk?" Edge asked. "everything" Mags answered. "So tel lus what they said." Edge urged. "nope, not gonna do. You three should trust them! And you should know our men wouldn't two-time us!" Charity said. "yep...if Shane two-timed me, i"d burn down the bakery!" Mags laughed.

Chapter 19