Chapter 17
"Tasha! Please, all I ask is that you don't kill
him. Ya never know, he may apologize." Jami said. "Yeah,
and hell may just freeze over." Tasha mumbled. "That's
the spirit" Matt told her. "Shut up Matthew!" Jami
told him quietly. "Tasha, there will be plenty of other people
around...you don't have to talk to him if you don't want too.They are bringing
videos and food with them...so it'll all be good!" Jami told her.
***
The doorbell ran and Jami ran to answer it. "Come
in!" she said, greeting the large group of wrestlers. She
hugged each one before sending them into the living room. Edge was the
last to enter. He was carrying a couple grocery bags along with a bad
from the local video store. "Hey E. Come and bring that stuff
into the kitchen." Jami said, leading him into the kitchen.
"Hey J. How's Tasha?" he asked as he
set the bags on the table and gave her a hug. "Well, the truth?
She's pretty pissed off. So, you had either apologize or don't let her
near you with any object that she could use to beat you with." Jami
told him. Edge nodded his head thoughtfully.
Jami hopped up on the counter and turned Edge so his back
was towards her. She began to play with his hair as she talked to him.
"Do you have any ideas of how we can help Lita get her memory
back?" Jami asked him. Edge was silent for a moment before
replying, "Well, we could do like in the movies and give her another
chair shot to the head." Jami pulled sharply on his hair. "Ow!"
he yelped.
"Sorry, but be serious. I'm out of ideas
and I feel so helpless and Matt is destroyed by all of this." Jami
said. "Matt and Lita will both be fine. They'll find
their way back to each other." Edge told her. Jami continued
to play with his hair silently. "What makes you so sure?" She
finally asked. "they love each other. Lita doesn't need her
memory to feel love. they just need to spend some time together. I'm
sure that they'll be fine once they do that." Edge told her
confidently.
"I hope you're right. Here, take the chips
and drinks into the living room. I'll bring the videos." Jami
said. "geesh, don't strain yourself." Edge mumbled.
Jami kicked him squarely in the butt before following him into the living
room. She saw the group look up and begin to laugh when Edge entered the
room. "What?" he asked, confused. "man,
we don't even want to know why your hair is like that." Matt told
him, laughing.
Edge dropped his bags and went to look in the hallway
mirror. Jami took a running leap into Jeff's lap. "Save
me!" she cried. "Owwwwww...I'm tempted to sacrifice
you to him for jumping there!" Jeff growled. "Oopsie!"
Jami said as she heard Edge growl from the hall.
Jami looked from Jeff, who was wincing in pain and
quickly changed laps from Jeff's to the Undertakers. "U.T.,
will you save me?" Jami pouted. "Of course baby
J." he told her. The Undertaker was known to be rather
protective of the WWF Divas, so Jami knew she was safe.
Edge returned to the room, looking menacingly at Jami
before taking his hair out of the Princess Leia style Jami and put it in.
He knew better than to mess with Jami while she was under the Undertaker's
care though.
Jami surveyed the room. Ivory, Trish and Shane
Helms were laying on the floor. The Undertaker, Spike and Christian were
all on the couch, and Jami had settled herself by laying across all 3 of their
laps. Torrie was also laying on the floor with her head resting on Chris
Jericho's lap. Chris was sitting on the floor, leaning against the arm
of the couch. Test and RVD were on one love seat while Jeff had taken
the recliner. Matt was on the floor, sitting in front of Lita, who was
sitting on a blow up chair. Tasha was on a bean bag chair, eyeing Edge
warily. Jami sighed and thought, 'If he makes it out of here alive,
he's going to be one lucky man'.
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