Title: Don't Let Me Get Me
Author: Anne
Email: angelofthenight1_99@yahoo.com
Characters: Colleen and Christian
Disclaimer: Don't Let Me Get Me is copyrighted by Pink; Colleen owns
herself. Titan Sports/ WWF owns Christian. This is a song fiction
request.


Don't Let Me Get Me
Pink
Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right

`Teachers dated me' Christian said to himself as he walked
aimlessly
down the hallway

`My parents hated me' Colleen said to herself as she walked
aimlessly
down the same hallway Christian was.

Neither of them moved out of each other way until they both landed on
their asses with a thud.

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

"What the hell," Colleen said as she rubbed her head

"Funny place to put a wall at," Christian said while staring
at
Colleen

`I'm a hazard to myself' Colleen said to herself as she
looked at
Christian staring at her

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

`I'm my own worst enemy' Christian said to himself as he
helped
Colleen to her feet

`It's bad when you annoy yourself' Colleen said to
herself as she
stood up

"Thank you," Colleen said somewhat embarrassed

"Your welcome Colleen," Christian said to her "I'm
Christian"

"Nice to meet you Christian," Colleen said to him
"I'm Colleen"

I wanna be somebody else, yeah
LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

"You're very pretty," Christian said to her "Just
like Brittany
Spears"

`Nice going asshole' Christian said to himself

Keeping a smile Colleen only nodded but inside she was pissed off.

`I'm tried of being compared to damn Brittany Spears'
Colleen said to
herself  `She's so pretty, that just ain't me'

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

"I better go," Colleen said to Christian

Christian felt like a ass for saying that she was pretty like
Brittany spears so he decide to make it up to her.

`"Colleen are you dong anything to tonight," Christian,
asked her

`Please say no' Christian kept saying to himself

"No," Colleen said slowly "Are you asking me out "

"Yeah," Christian said to her

`Don't go out with him' Colleen's mind scolded her
`Cuz you're hazard
to yourself'

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

"Then it's a date then," Colleen said to him

Christian's face light up for the fourth of July.

"I'll pick you up at 7 sharp," Christian said to her

"Ok," Colleen said as she walked away from Christian

`Ok just act like somebody else' Colleen's mind said to
her

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
So Christian and Colleen's date went along just perfectly nothing
went wrong.

I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

`Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin'
Colleen said to
herself as she looked into the mirror in her hotel bathroom `A
day in
the life of someone else?'

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Years passed before both Christian and Colleen both were killed in
horrible car accident and now even in death they still were tormented
with the same thoughts that plagued them when they were on the earth.

`Don't let me get me' Colleen said softly to herself as
Christian
held her to close to him `I'm my own worst enemy'

`Its bad when you annoy yourself' Christian said softly to
himself as
he held Colleen close to him `so irritating'

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