Author: Anne

Email: angelofthenight1_99@yahoo.com

Characters: Colleen and Chris Jericho

Disclaimer: American Hi-Fi copyrights Flavor of the week; Colleen owns herself. Titan Sports/ WWF owns Chris Jericho. This is a song fiction request.

Artist: American Hi-fi
Song Title: Flavor Of The Weak

She paints her nails and she don't know
He's got her best friend on the phone
She'll wash her hair
His dirty clothes are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the wall
Of all the girls he wished she was
And he's everything to her

‘Same old shit with him’ Colleen said to herself thinking about her jackass boyfriend named Chris Jericho.

While unknown to her Chris was talking her best friend Anna on the phone and getting to her ‘digits’.   All over his room he had posters of girls he wished she was and he’s was everything to her.

[Chorus]
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, Nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the weak

‘He does know anything about me’ Colleen said sadly to herself

Chris forgot everything about her after winning the championship belt a few months ago and ever since he’s too concerned about him.

‘God I wish I could make her see that she’s just nothing to him anymore’ Chris Benoit said to himself seeing Colleen so upset. 

It's Friday night and she's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill
But the TV's on
He's connected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite songs

’God when is the last time we went out on Friday night?’ Colleen asked herself as wore her tight fitting black dress ‘I’m so alone’

Chris was so to busy watching to t..v. and to connected to the sound of it to care what she was wearing.

‘Those stupid posters in his room are those posters’ Colleen said to herself  ‘But  I know all his favorite songs but he knows nothing about me’

[Chorus]

Yeah

Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, he's too stoned
He's too stoned, he's too stoned

‘I don’t need to know anything about her’ Chris said to himself ‘I’m her boyfriend’

Colleen secretly packed up for all her stuff and walked out of Chris’s house with him sitting there watching television.

[Chorus]

the end

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