Title: My Boyfriend's Back
Author: Jami
Lynn
Chapter:
1, it's a song fic
Disclaimer: I
don't own any of the wrestlers used in this story, 'cause if I did, I'd be
busy with them right now *grin*. But I do own anyone else mentioned in
the story, for they are the voices in my head, crying to get out.
The song belongs to The Angels. And don't bother suing me...all you'd
get is a half eaten ham sandwich and a bag of chips from 2 years ago.
Distribution: Ask
me if you can use it, more than likely I will say yes.
Rating: Rated
R, there is cussing....be ware, and implied sex...hehehehehee
Content: Nothing
bad as of yet, probably won't be anything to bad either....maybe some cussing.
Spoilers: Um...anything
can happen and I'm just writing as I go, so I don't know yet *L*.
Summary: Whatcha
goin' do when he comes for you?
Feedback: I
need feedback like I need air! So give it to me, babee!
***
Stephanie McMahon walked down the hallway towards the
women's locker room. She was heading in that direction for no real
reason. She was bored and wanted to have people her age around her.
She had just arrived at the arena where RAW would be that night. She had
spent most of the day trapped in a car with her mother and father. She
was dying for some non-business conversation.
Stephanie was also antsy because her on-television
husband and real life boyfriend, Jean Paul LeVesque was due back to the show
that night. He would be at the arena in about an hour or so and it
seemed like it had been forever since she had last seen him. Jean Paul
was known to the world as Triple H and had been out for months with a serious
knee injury.
Stephanie rounded a corner and ran straight into a hard
body. Her eyes slowly roamed up to seek out a face and her worst fears
were confirmed. It was Kurt Angle.
Stephanie bit back a groan as Kurt sneered at her.
The world saw him as a nice, kind, naive Olympic hero. But Stephanie
knew how cruel he could be. The moment Jean Paul had been out of sight,
he had set his eyes on her.
***
Spoken:
He went away and you hung around
And bothered me, every night
And when I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice.
***
"Stephanie, babe, how are you?" Kurt
asked loudly, placing emphasis on the word babe, in case anyone was listening.
"Hello Kurt." Stephanie replied tightly. She went to
step around him but he grabbed her arm. "Now..now...where are
you going in such a hurry? Are you mad at me Steph?" Kurt
asked her, trying to sound innocent.
"Kurt...I know about all those lies you spread
about me. How as soon as Jean Paul was gone I was going after you.
How I was hanging all over you. How I couldn't keep my hands off of
you." Stephanie told him.
"Steph...I am Kurt Angle, Olympic Hero...My
motto is...it's True, it's true. Would I say anything false?" Kurt
smiled.
"Kurt, you are such a jerk! You are the
one who kept going after me, who wouldn't let up. Well, I hate to tell
you this, but you are going to pay for that. Jean Paul is going to
be back tonight, and he's not going to be very happy with you at all. As
he would say, your ass is grass." Stephanie narrowed her eyes
at him.
***
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in
trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the
double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You been spreading lies that I was untrue
(hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')
***
"Stephanie...I have no idea what you are talking
about. We all know that you have had the hots for me since the moment
you laid your pretty little eyes on me. Everyone can see it. Even
your precious little Jean Paul. As soon as he hears the locker room
talk, he's going to know that you aren't his innocent little Stephanie."
Kurt sneered at her.
"Kurt...Jean Paul has been gone for a long
time...but he still remembers how full of shit you are. He knows what's
being spread around here. And he's promised that you will get what is
coming to you. He knows I would never cheat on him. That I love
him." Stephanie smiled at Kurt.
"I'm not afraid of Jean Paul Stephanie. He
can't hurt me. But I can hurt him. And I will." Kurt
threatened.
Stephanie grimaced. Kurt knew that she was worried
about Jean Paul's injury and him coming back. "You are going to
get the beating of your life, Kurt." Stephanie promised him.
***
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
(Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)
***
"Oh Stephanie, that threat is getting really old
by now. How many times have you threatened that since he left? I
guess I'll believe it when I feel it. Anyways, I'm an Olympic hero...I
can hold my own." Kurt reminded her.
"Kurt, did you really believe he'd believe your
lies? Or that anyone else really believes them? Most of them know
I feel only disgust towards you. And you may think you are a big macho
man, but Jean Paul will make you the teeny tiny man you really are. And
you WILL feel it." Stephanie spat at him.
"Stephanie, I'm beginning to think you don't
like me? Anyways, it's to late for your Precious little Jean Paul to do
much for the rumors going around, isn't it?" Kurt told her,
licking his lips and raising his eyebrows at her.
Stephanie felt repulsed at the very sight of him, and it
took everything she had not to slap him across the face. "My
reputation is not of your concern Kurt. Your life is though...and if I
were you, I'd make sure I wasn't within Jean Paul's sight when he gets here.
Or you might be taking a permanent vacation straight to hell." Stephanie told
him, running a hand through her brown hair.
***
(What made you think he'd believe all your
lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down
to size)
(wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my
reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
***
Kurt grabbed her by the arms roughly. "You
are pretty mouthy for a woman who can't defend herself." Kurt
laughed sinisterly.
"Oh Kurt, you are so right...I can't defend
myself." Stephanie said as if she were a damsel in distress. "But
Jean Paul can, and I believe that is him coming down the hall towards us,
right now." Stephanie said.
Kurt released her and turned to look down the empty
hallway. When he turned back to Stephanie, she knee'd him in the groin
before stepping away from him. "How's that for a helpless
female." She shot at him before walking down the hall.
Just as she was about to round the corner she turned to
take one last look at Kurt, and spotted Jean Paul walking towards him from the
other direction. Stephanie stopped and watched as Jean Paul roughly
grabbed Kurt around the collar and forced him up against the wall. She
saw him say a few things to him and a look of fear crossed Kurt's face.
Then he threw Kurt down onto the floor.
Jean Paul walked quickly to Stephanie and wrapped his
arms around her. "Steph, baby, I've missed you. Kurt's
going to pay for the shit he's put you through." Jean Paul
promised her. Stephanie smiled to herself, it was good to be back where
she belonged.
***
Yeah, my boyfriend's back
(la-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back
(la-dayla, my boyfriend's back)
I could see him comin'
(la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
So you better get a runnin'
(la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Alright now
(la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
My boyfriend's back now
(la-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Know he's comin' after you
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Because he knows I've been true now...
