Title: Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde

Author: Anne

Email: angelofthenight1_99@yahoo.com

Characters: Valerie and Matt Hardy

Disclaimer: Travis Tritt copyrights modern Day Bonnie and Clyde; Valerie owns herself. Titan Sports/ WWF owns Matt Hardy. This is a song fiction request.


Travis Tritt
Modern Day Bonnie and Clyde
Written by - Walt Aldridge amp; James LeBlanc
From - Down the Road I Go

Well it's a long way to Richmond 
Rollin' north on 95 
With a redhead ridin' shotgun 
And a pistol by my side 
Tearin' down that highway 
Like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde 

Matt drove like a bat out of hell on the highway towards Richmond. Out of the corner of his right eyes he looked over to see Valerie sleeping.

‘We’re like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde’ Matt said to himself as he hide the pistol by his left side.

We met at a truckstop 

Johnson City, Tennessee 

I was gassin' up my Firebird 

When I heard her callin' me...mmm hmm 

Said, 'Which way are you headed, boy 

Do you need some company' 

She had me stoppin' at a quick mart 

Before we made it out of town 

Matt’s mind went to when he first met Valerie at truck stop Johnson City, Tennessee when he was gassing his Firebird. 

“MMM hmmm,” Matt heard a voice calling to him 

Valerie was checking Matt and his firebird.

“Which way are you headed boy,” Valerie said to him “Do you need any company”

Matt only nodded his head for his mouth won’t work for him. He just paid for his gas and she hopped in his car. He drove out of the truck stop and headed for the open road.

“Can we stop at this quick mart before we head out of town,” Valerie asked him

“Sure why not,” Matt said to her never what she was planning in her head.

Next thing she was runnin' at me 

Tellin' me to lay that hammer down 

'Cause there's a man right behind me 

Doin' his best to slow me down 

Yeah and it's a long way to Richmond 

“Drive,” Valerie said as got into the car

Matt just started up the car and peeled out of the mart parking. Matt saw a guy running out the store after Valerie. Matt knew what she had done and he smiled evilly as he drove on highway towards Richmond.

Rollin' north on 95 

With a redhead ridin' shotgun 

And a pistol by my side 

Tearin' down that highway 

Like a modern day Bonnie and Clyde 

Woo... 

Well we pulled up to a motel 

In the middle of the night 

We were countin' all the money 

Smokin' stolen Marlboro lights 

Matt pulled into a secluded motel and paid for a room for him and Valerie. Soon they were counting all the money and smoking the stolen Marlboro lights the never saw the cops pulling up and surrounding the motel.

Lord we never saw 'em comin' 

'Til they read us both our rights 

Yeah and it's a long way to Richmond 

Rollin' north on 95 

With a sheriff right beside me 

Pistol pointed at my side 

Oh, Lord...such a disappointing ending 

For this modern day Bonnie and Clyde 

Yeah... 

Whoa 

Well... 

Woo...hoo 

The door explored and Matt grabbed for his pistol at his side.

‘Oh lord such a disappointing ending’ Matt said himself as he sat in his jail cell waiting for the barlieff 

the end

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