As Matt Hardy walked down the corridor, he heard the sound of his girlfriend’s voice, Lita. He had like her when they first started dating but now, even her manly voice made him cringe, she was a dog, he thought to himself. He had to get rid of her. Now.

“Hey baby.” She said as she reached him in the corridor.

“Hi.” He replied.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

“You’re lying.”

“I know.” He said without thinking. He had to tell her. “Look, I have to tell you this and I have to say it now.”

“Ok.”

“I want to end it with you. Actually I have to end it with you.”

“But why?” she asked sounding hurt.

“Because I don’t want you anymore.”

“WHAT!!”

“You’re a slut.”

“MATT!”
”You are a fuckin’ bitch!!!”

“HEY!!”

“You can’t keep your legs shut!!! Do you think I didn’t know about you and Jericho? Did you think I was that stupid?”

“MATT!! Please!!”

“Every time I see you I want to throw up!! You sound like a bloke!!”

“Matt!!! I do not!!!”

“You do!!”

“You arsehole!!!”

“Do you think that I was happy with you?”

“You NEED me.”

“I don’t need a dog like you. I have somebody, somebody with elegance, class and she is beautiful. Something you could never be even with all the plastic surgery and face lifts this bloody plabet has to offer!!!!”

“Who is she?”

“You wanna know?”

“YES!”

“You wanna know the woman who pleases me in every way you never could?”

“YES!!”

“Krissy!!”

“Krissy!! You barstard, she was one of my best friends!!!!” 

“No she wasn’t, she can’t stand you, she never could. We used you as an excuse to be together.”

“She wouldn’t!”

“She did. She’s everything your not. And that’s one hell of a lot of things!!!”

“Matt, I’m everything to you. You can’t live without me!!!”

“Wanna bet? Why don’t I give it ago??!!” he said as he walked off down the corridor.

“MATT!! MATT!! Get back here now!!!” she screamed after him.

“Goodbye Lita.” He said calmly as he smiled to himself and turned the corner at the end of the corridor. 

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