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[:PROLOGUE:]
What the hell is going on with New Era Wrestling? Has Reno Frost lost his marbels? Can he not see an amazing pay per view buy rate move when he sees one? Andrew Ashton got in a mask last week, and left himself open for an Adam Cameron attack, and what does Reno Frost do? He threatens to suspend him unless he brings Cameron his world title back! It's sickening, that Andrew continues to get yet another crappy match, against someone who wins a match once a month like Kyle Rayner!
If Reno Frost was still as good a business man as he used to be, he would have thorn Andrew Ashton into the main event! He had a perfect reason to do it! Everyone thought it was Andrew who took Camerons belt, so they wouldn't need a huge build up for him to be added. Nobody would mind because they think Adam Cameron would kick his ass! Doesn't Reno remember the impacts Andrew has made in NEW? In every run, in the first month, Andrew has been pushed up for World Title shots, and now he is left facing Kyle Rayner in a submission match. Something is seriously wrong, and if things dont pick up, Andrew might have to have a word with Reno.
So, Andrew Ashton's first pay per view sinse his New Era Wrestling return is just around the corner. The buy rates must be through the roof, and merchandice sails on the night will probably be the highest of all time, all because Andrew has made his return. Just how things used to be. He'll warm up a little in the changing room, then as he's walking down the corridor, he'll be able to hear the screaming fans. The adrenaline will begin to flow, and he'll push the curtains aside to a huge array of chee-- No, it won't be cheers, it will be boo's...
To make things worse, after the crowd have began to settle down... Kyle Rayner will make his way out.. and he will be.. HE WILL BE GETTING THE CHEERS THAT ANDREW SHOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING! First Kyle Rayner comes in to New Era Wrestling and helps it get on its feet - something Andrew did in both runs - And then he got a World Title shot in his first month - Also something Andrew did - Then he lost that - yet another thing Andrew did - And the fans love him for it! Kyle Rayner hasnt even noticed that he is following Andrews career, and doing everything the same way he did, but with a few more losses.
Not only that, but for the first time in Andrews pay per view history, he is going into the match on the lower foot.. leading up to Ground Zero, Kyle Rayner has made two people tap out, including the World Champion. One of the only things Andrew can say he has done in the build up, is put the World Champion down for the count, but he didn't get the win. Kyle Rayner got the win in his match... Aha! But did Kyle Rayner win a Fatal Four Way match? No, he did not! He was getting his ass handed to him by Andrew. Even with Tony Millennia helping him, he couldn't put Andrew down for the count. This submission match will be the easiest match Andrew has ever had. All he has to do is use his selection of submission moves, which consist of the Ashton Ankle lock and... uh.. a Boston crab, and... uh.. well.... Crap. Maybe a submission match wasnt such a good idea..
[:FADE:IN:]
Andrew: Look! All I am asking you to do is teach me a couple of submission moves, is that so hard?!
Andrews voice brings the scene in. He is seen pacing around the living room, with his phone pressed to his ear. On the table is an open phone book.
Andrew: Why can't you do it over the phone? I have to leave in a few hours, and I wont have time to get down there! All you have to do is tell me what to do, and I'll practise it on a dummy.
On Andrews couch lays a life size teddy bear, with a huge smile on it's face. It looked like it had just been bought, so that Andrew could practice a few moves.
Andrew: Well fuck you too pal!
Andrew threw the phone down, and dropped down to his knee's, staring at the phone directory. He had to find somewhere that would teach him, and quickly. How come he made it a submission match? Once again, his lack of thinking gets him in to trouble.
Andrew: Do you know anywh-- Wait, how can you? You're a stuffed toy.. AHA! I HAVE IT!
Andrew quickly scurried across the floor, and towards the unit which his television was situated on top of. He opened one of the doors, to show a whole bunch of videos. He quickly reached in and took one of the video's, placing it in his video recorded, and pressing play.
Voice: Oh yeah.. Harder.. HARDER!
Andrew: Oops, wrong tape. But I guess I do have a spare five minut--- No! I don't! No time for ownism!
Andrew stops the video, and places in another. He quickly gets to his feet, and walks towards a chair, taking a pen and paper from his table. He sat down, and watched the television, as the letters "XWW" came up. He pulled his pen and paper closer towards him, and prepared to jot down a few notes.
Andrew: Hell, if these guys can pull submissions of, I DEFINATELY can.
Andrew began to chuckle quite a bit, as Deliano McLarson made his way to the ring. He remembered when he used to fued with him for the Smashcore title, back when nobody would give him the push he deserved.
Andrew: This could be interesting, concidering Deliano McLarson has about the same ability as Kyle Rayner.
Andrew watches the television screen closely, hoping someone as good as him comes out. He soon jumps to his feet in amazement, as walking down the ramp with his arms raised in the air, to a huge ammount of cheers from the fans, probably the biggest set of cheers Andrew has ever heard, comes...
Andrew: TITO FUCKIN' FLYNN!
Andrew sits back down, and begins to study the match, as the sun slowly begins to go down. The scene begins to fade out, leaving Andrew with his pen and notepad.
The scene comes back in, and the house is in complete darkness. The television is still turned on, and Andrew is still watching intensly. He yawns a little, feeling pretty tired now. He looked down at his notes. This was going to be simple.
Andrew: Time to hit the sack. But before that, I suppose there's always time..
Andrew quickly changes tapes around, and sits back on the couch, with a smile upon his face.
Voice: Oh yeah.. Harder.. HARDER!
Andrew: Mwuahaha!
The scene once again fades out, as Andrew, well, you know. Coming up at Ground Zero will be Andrews hardest challenge to date. Not only is he going against Kyle Rayner, who is fairly decent when it comes to submissions, but Kyle also has the hometown advantage. But really, what does hometown advantage do? The fans give you a little more of a pop, and get your adrenaline rushing even more, and... well, who cares what else? Kyle Rayner is NOT going to win.
The scene once again fades in. Once again, Andrew is on the phone. He seems to be happy this time, and not arguing with the other person this time. This is because he has reached the answering machine.
Andrew: Hey! You probably remember me from yesterday. I phoned up about submissions, and I have just realized that I don't need them! All I have to do is beat the loser down, and lock him in the Ashton Ankle Lock. You probably couldn't make a fly tap out, anyway! You're probably just a loser, so THERE!
This time, Andrew places the phone back on the hook. He takes in a breath of fresh air, as he looks around his house. He then notices the time.
Andrew: Holy crap. I have to catch my flight.
Andrew quickly swings himself around, and begins to walk towards the hallway. On his way, he stands on his VCR remote control, turning it on once again.
Voice: Oh yeah.. Harder.. HARDER!
Andrew: NO DAMMIT! NO!
Andrew quickly turns the television off, and the VCR off, and makes his way up the stairs, as the scene fades out for the final time.
[:FADE:OUT:]
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